EARLIER THIS WEEK, JORDAN KLEPPER HE GAVE US PART ONE OF

HIS COMPLETE COVERAGE OF THE U.K. ELECTIONS.

IN TONIGHT'S PART TWO, HE NOW COMPLETES HIS COMPLETE COVERAGE

COMPLETELY.

JORDAN.

>> LAST WEEK IN THE U.K., THE CONSERVATIVE PARTY HAD A HUGE

VICTORY.

I ASSUME BY USING THE SAME WEDGE ISSUES AMERICAN CONSERVATIVE

CANDIDATES USE SO EXCERPTLY.

>> WELL, I DO BELIEVE LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION.

>> GOVERNMENT-RUN HEALTH CARE.

THIS IS WHAT I WOULD DO TO THAT LAW.

>> I THINK MARRIAGE IS BETWEEN A MAN AND A WOMAN.

>> HOW AM I GOING TO WIN?

AND I SAID GUNS.

>> OBVIOUSLY THESE SAME ISSUES WOULD RESONATE IN BRITAIN.

HOW IMPORTANT IS THE GUN ISSUE FOR YOU?

>> I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

>> YOU DON'T HAVE ANY GUNS HERE?

>> NO, DOES THAT UPSET YOU?

>> YEAH, I MEAN, HOW DO YOU SHOOT LEGISLATION

YOU DON'T LIKE?

>> WE VOTE IT DOWN.

>> IS SOCIALIZED MEDICINE GETTING THROWN DOWN

YOUR THROATS? >> NO, WE ALREADY HAVE IT.

>> HOW BIG OF AN ISSUE IS ABORTION?

>> THE MAIN PARTIES ARE ALL THINKING THE SAME THING ON THAT.

>> WHAT ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE?

>> THAT'S ALSO NOT A DEBATE.

WE HAVE IT, AND NO ONE, IT'S ALL FINE.

>> SO WHAT THE [BLEEP] DO YOU GUYS TALK ABOUT?

>> WE TALK ABOUT THE ECONOMY. WE TALK ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED THE

DEFICIT -- >> BORING.

MAYBE POLITICAL CONSULTANT STEVE MORGAN CAN TELL US WHY THEY'RE

IGNORING THESE KEY ISSUES.

>> WELL, I MEAN, WE WOULD ARGUE WE DEAL WITH THE

REAL ISSUES HERE AND THOSE ARE NOT THOSE.

>> IS THERE ANY PARTY OUT THERE THAT'S TALKING ABOUT THE

FUN, WILD CARD STUFF, LIKE CLIMATE DENIERS OR

ANTI-IMMIGRATION OR BIG FEARS AND STUFF LIKE THAT?

>> WELL, WE'VE GOT ANTI-IMMIGRATION FROM THE

UKIP PARTY. >> UKIP? WHAT IS THAT?

>> THE U.K. INDEPENDENCE PARTY.

AND THEY'RE A VERY DANGEROUS PARTY BECAUSE

THEY'RE XENOPHOBIC.

THEY APPEAL TO THE WORST ELEMENTS OF BRITISH SOCIETY.

>> OKAY, THAT'S A PARTY I UNDERSTAND.

THAT SOUND LIKE GOOD OLD AMERICAN CAMPAIGNING.

BUT WAS UCIP CANDIDATE KIM ROSE ABLE TO WALK THE FINE LINE

BETWEEN EXPLOITING PEOPLE'S FEARS AND BALD-FACED HATRED?

>> YOU KNOW, WE'RE NOT RACIST.

WE WANT TO STOP THE MASS MIGRATION OF PEOPLE COMING INTO

THIS COUNTRY.

THEY'RE COMING OVER IN VAST NUMBERS AND NOW YOU'VE GOT

COMMUNITIES TAKING UP PARTS OF THE TOWN WHICH ARE ALL FULL OF

LIKE POLISH PEOPLE.

>> SEE, HE'S NOT RACIST.

HE JUST DOESN'T LIKE POLISH PEOPLE.

>> I'M NOT A RACIST. WHAT I'M TRYING TO PROVE IS AN ACTUAL

FACT, YOU KNOW, THIS ISN'T ABOUT RACE.

THIS IS ABOUT SPACE.

ALL WE WANT IS OUR COUNTRY BACK.

>> IF YOU'RE NOT REPEATEDLY DEFENDING THE FACT THAT

YOU'RE BEING CALLED A RACIST OVER AND OVER AGAIN,

YOU'RE DOING SOMETHING WRONG.

>> ABSOLUTELY, ABSOLUTELY, I AM NOT.

>> NOT RACIST! THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING.

>> I AM NOT.

>> I CAN'T THINK OF ANY REASON WHY PEOPLE WERE CONFUSED

ABOUT HIS POLICIES.

>> I GOT IN TROUBLE FOR A HITLER COMMENT.

SO I QUOTED FROM THE BOOK OF "MEIN KAMPF."

>> THE NAZI REFERENCE, GOOD IDEA.

ALTHOUGH WE DON'T USUALLY ACTUALLY QUOTE HILTLER.

SOUNDS LIKE HE WAS READY FOR AMERICAN-STYLE POLITICS.

HE JUST NEEDED A COUPLE OF POINTERS FROM A PRO.

>> THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY OUR POLICE FORCE.

THEY'VE TAKEN AWAY OUR ARMY.

>> GIVE HER THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO.

>> THE WORST-CASE SCENARIO IS THIS GREAT, GREAT COUNTRY WILL

CEASE TO EXIST.

>> NICE.

>> YOU KNOW ABOUT THE U.K. POLICIES?

>> HIT HER WITH THE HUNDRED YEARS OF DARKNESS.

>> YEAH, IF WE DON'T GET OUT OF THE E.U., OUR CHILDREN

AND OUR GRANDCHILDREN WILL HAVE 100 YEARS OF DARKNESS.

>> THIS GUY WAS ON FIRE.

BUT THEN HIS TOUGHEST CHALLENGE.

SQUARING OFF WITH THE RIVAL CANDIDATE FROM THE GREEN PARTY.

>> YEAH LOOK, THE FACT IS, AT THE END OF THE DAY,

WE ARE THE ONLY PARTY THAT WANTS A COMPLETE WITHDRAWAL FROM

THE EUROPEAN UNION.

>> WE UNDERSTAND THAT.

>> AND I KNOW YOU CAN'T SEE THAT.

>> MAKE THE HITLER REFERENCE AGAIN.

>> YEAH, HITLER IN 1942, IN "MEIN KAMPF" --

>> GOOD!

>> SAID THAT THEY WILL TAKE AWAY OUR FREEDOM IN TINY,

INTO PIECES.

NOW THAT IS WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THIS COUNTRY.

>> BOOM! WALK AWAY. JUST, GOOD, GOOD.

>> ULTIMATELY, KIM ROSE ENDED UP WITH A WHOPPING 13% OF THE VOTE,

WHICH SEEMS LIKE WAY MORE THAN HE DESERVED.

AND ACTUALLY, IN THE TIME I SPENT HERE IN BRITAIN, APART

FROM THEIR TERRIBLE VERSION OF BASEBALL, I WAS IMPRESSED WITH

THEIR ELECTORAL SYSTEM.

GUYS LIKE THIS ARE MAGINALIZED.

THEY SPEND LITTLE ON THE ELECTIONS.

THEY HAD JUST SIX WEEKS TO CAMPAIGN, AND THEIR NEWS MEDIA

PROVIDES REASONABLY SOBER ANALYSIS.

>> THANK YOU.

>> BUT THERE WAS STILL SOMETHING THAT WAS BOTHERING ME.

WHAT WAS IT.

>> ARE YOU FAMILIAR WITH THE IRAQ WAR?

>> THE IRAQ WAR?

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU GUYS WERE INVOLVED IN THAT, TOO.

>> YEAH, WE WERE THERE.

>> YOU GUYS HAVE MADE SOME [BLEEP] BONEHEAD MOVES.

>> YEAH.

>> ALL RIGHT, LIKE US, THEY FOUGHT AN UNNECESSARY WAR.

THEIR GOVERNMENT APPROVAL RATINGS ARE DISMAL.

AND BRITISH LEADERS EVEN PROMISED PUNISHING AUSTERITY

MEASURES. SO APPARENTLY, NO MATTER YOUR ELECTORAL SYSTEM,

YOUR GOVERNMENT WILL FIND A WAY TO [BLEEP] IT ALL UP.

OR COURSE, IF YOU'RE BRITISH THERE IS A CULTURAL

ADVANTAGE THAT CANNOT BE DENIED.

>> HEY, AND JORDAN WE ALSO USE THE WORD [BLEEP].

IT'S NOT A PROBLEM HERE, SO CHEERS!

HERE'S TO THE POLITICS.

>> WE DO.

>> HEY [BLEEP]!

>> [BLEEP].

>> GOOD DAY, [BLEEP].

>> HEY, [BLEEP]!

>> [BLEEP]!

>> Jon: JORDAN KLEPPER, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )