Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles >> Stephen: LET'S GET STARTED. >> DO YOU COTHAT FOR ALL OF YOUR GUESTS. >> Stephen: I DO IT FOR ALL OF MY GUESTS. WE HAVE LOCALLY SOURCED MOZZARELLA AND HYDROPONICALLY GROWN CHERRY TOMATOES WITH A BALSAMIC REDUCTION. ENJOY. >> THANK YOU. >> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH-CRACKED PEPPER ON THAT? >> YES, GO FOR IT. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THANK YOU. >> THAT IS PRETTY GOOD. >> Stephen: THE CHEF WILL BE AROUND IN JUST A MOMENT TO CHECK ON YOU. >> GIVE ME A SECOND TO DIGEST. >> Stephen: NOW, HERE'S SOME LOCALLY SOURCED HYDROGEN AND OXYGEN BONDED TOGETHER FOR YOU. ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YELP IS 11 YEARS OLD. OKAY? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US BY CREATING YELP? ALL OF US ARE CRITIQUING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. WOULD YOU LIKE TO APOLOGIZE? ( LAUGHTER ). >> I THINK-- SKEWS ME. THAT PEPPER, WOW! >> Stephen: YES. THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR BOUCHE GETS AMUSED. >> IT'S VERY AMUSED, THANK YOU. I MEAN, I THINK, ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME. I MEAN, YELP IS THE WAY TO FIND THE BEST LOCAL BUSINESSES SO WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SPEND YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY WHICH I KNOW YOU WORKED FOR. >> Stephen: SURE. >> YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEST, RIGHT? AND THAT'S WHAT YELP IS DOING, ALLOWING EVERYONE TO SHARE THEIR FAVORITE PLACES, THE RECOMMENDATIONS, SITTING DOWN WRITING THE FIVE-STAR REVIEW S. >> Stephen: WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE REPUTATION ECONOMY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN? >> INSTEAD OF THE YELLOW PAGES WORLD WHERE IT'S ALL PAY TO PLAY, YOU LOOK ONLINE, GUTO YELP, YOU SEARCH FOR WHATEVER IT IS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR-- YOU NEED A BARBER, YOU NEED A GREAT RESTAURANT, MAYBE A BOUCHE. YOU CAN JUST TURN TO YELP AND TAP INTO THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY'S KNOWLEDGE. THE ENTIRE CITY IS SHARING INFORMATION. MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE SHARING ALL OF THEIR FAVORITE SPOTS. >> Stephen: PEOPLE CAN BE PRETTY CRUEL, THOUGH, ONLINE. I'VE READ SOME PRETTY ROUGH STUFF ON THERE. >> THAT'S WHAT WE FOCUS ON. I THINK THAT'S ANOTHER ELEMENT OF HUMAN NATURE. YOU ZERO INTO THE BAD STUFF. IF WE WERE OUT IN THE WILD AND SAW A LION, WE'D WANT TO REMEMBER THAT. WE REMEMBER THE NEGATIVE. >> Stephen: "ONE-STAR REVIEW-- LION ATE MY FRIEND. WOULD NOT COME BACK." >> YES, YOU GOT IT. EXACTLY. >> Stephen: SOMEBODY INSPIRED BY YELP TRIED TO START A WEB SITE THAT REVIEWED PEOPLE, LIKE YELP REVIEWED BUSINESSES. >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT. >> Stephen: AND BASICALLY THE INTERNET WENT NUT AND SAID DON'T DO THAT. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON. ISN'T THAT PERSON A PROPHET. AREN'T WE EVENTUALLY GOING TO BE REVIEWING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME. >> IF YOU'RE OFFERING A SERVICE, I THINK IT'S FAIR GAME. BUT TO REVIEW YOUR BEST FRIEND -- >> ISN'T HUMAN INTERACTION ON A CERTAIN LEVEL TRANSACTIONAL, JEREMY? AREN'T YOU AND IAURING EACH OTHER THE SERVICE OF OUR COMPANIONSHIP RIGHT NOW? >> ARE YOU PAYING ME. >> Stephen: I THINK WE DO. DON'T YOU GET A MINIMUM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. >> I WAIVED IT BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS. >> Stephen: YOU WAIVED IT? >> I WAIVED IT FOR YOU. >> Stephen: "TWO STARS." >> ONLY TWO? >> Stephen: "WAIVED FEE." WELL, I GIVE SAOIRSE RONAN FOUR STARS. I CAN'T GET EVERYBODY. LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YELP REVIEWS. WILL YOU CREATE A BUTTON WHERE SOMEONE CAN GIVE ZERO STARS. I'M TIRED OF READING, "I WISH I COULD GIVE THIS RESTAURANT ZERO STARS." WHY AREN'T THERE ZERO STARS. WHY DO WE HAVE TO GIVE ANYBODY ONE STAR? >> IT'S NOT THAT DIFFERENT FROM ZERO STARS. >> Stephen: WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, ANY GOLD STAFERS A POSITIVE THING. ( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE JUST REWARDING PEOPLE WHO HAVEN'T BEEN GOOD CHILDREN. >> I SEE YOUR PINT. I SEE YOUR POINT. I'LL TAKE IT UNDER ADVERTISEMENT. BATTER IT AROUND. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE SOME CRISP THINGS TO SAY ABOUT GOOGLE. WHAT'S YOUR BEEF WITH GOOGLE? >> YOU KNOW, GOOGLE OVER TIME HAS REALLY COMPROMISED CONSUMERS AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALIZE. >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPROMISED CONSUMERS. I CAN FIND WHAT I NEED ON DPOOLG. >> HOPEFULLY THEY SEND TO YOU YELP. INCREASINGLY THEY ACTUALLY DON'T DO THAT. YOU SEARCH FOR A PHYSICIAN-- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL-- GOOGLE WILL SERVE UP THEIR OWN CRUDDY CONTENT. THEY DON'T HAVE VERY MANY REVIEWS IN A LOT OF CATEGORIES YET THEY'LL SERVE UP THEIR STUFF AND BURY THE OTHER OPTIONS WHETHER YELP, OR ZOC-DOC. >> Stephen: DOES YELP HAVE A REVIEW FOR GOOGLE? >> PROBABLY. IT DOES HAVE AN ADDRESS. I DON'T THINK I REVIEWED IT, THOUGH. I SHOULD. >> Stephen: JERRY STOPPELMAN, "I WISH I COULD GIVE GOOGLE ZERO STARS." >> "MAY BE BIASED." >> Stephen: "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT" HAS A REVIEW. I LOOBLGD IT UP BEFORE YOU CAME ON. I GOT FOUR AND A HALF STARS ON AVERAGE, OKAY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ). >> I THOUGHT IT WAS FOUR. >> Stephen: ON AVERAGE. BUT THERE IS-- THERE IS ONE WOMAN OUT THERE WHO GAVE US A TWO-STAR REVIEW. AND SHE SAID, "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAD BEEN IN A STUDIO AUDIENCE FOR A TV SHOW SO PLEASE KEEP IN MIND IN THE FOLLOWING COMMENTS. I'M A BIG FAN OF COLBERT. ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER." BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. "IT WAS COLD. I WAS FREEZING. HE CAME OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES. I ENJOYED THE MUSICAL... I HAD A FEELING THE AUDIENCE WERE REALLY JUST PROPS TRAINED TO CHEER. ( CHEERS ) BASICALLY HER COMPLAINT IS THAT THE SHOW IN THE STUDIO WAS A LOT LIKE WHAT IT SEEMED LIKE AT HOME. >> OH... ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S AN INTERESTING PROBLEM. >> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR-- WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE BEEN LIKE? IS THAT A LOT LIKE WHAT IT'S LIKE WATCHING IT AT HOME? >> IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. THERE'S MORE INTERACTION. >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE. >> I'M NOT JUST YELLING AT THE TV BUT THE TV IS SORT OF TALKING BACK. >> Stephen: DO YOU NORMALLY YELL AT THE TV WHEN I'M ON? >> OR THROW SHOES. NO, NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE. >> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, THIS IS-- >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT REALLY IS. >> Stephen: THEIR HAIRLOOM POTATO, A PURPLE TOMATO, A LITTLE CREME ON THERE, AND ONCE AGAIN, WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH-CRACKED PEPPER ON IT. >> I WISH I HAD MY PHONE SO I COULD TAKE A PICTURE AND ADD IT TO YELP AND ADD IT TO THE LISTING ON YOUR SHOW. >> Stephen: YOU REALLY DROPPED THE BALL, MAN. >> I REALLY SCREWED UP. >> Stephen: JERRY STOPPELMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BY. JERRY STOPPELMAN, C.E.O. OF YELP. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.
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