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  • >> Stephen: LET'S GET STARTED.

  • >> DO YOU COTHAT FOR ALL OF YOUR GUESTS.

  • >> Stephen: I DO IT FOR ALL OF MY GUESTS.

  • WE HAVE LOCALLY SOURCED MOZZARELLA AND HYDROPONICALLY

  • GROWN CHERRY TOMATOES WITH A BALSAMIC REDUCTION.

  • ENJOY.

  • >> THANK YOU.

  • >> Stephen: WOULD YOU LIKE FRESH-CRACKED PEPPER ON THAT?

  • >> YES, GO FOR IT.

  • >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO.

  • THANK YOU.

  • >> THAT IS PRETTY GOOD.

  • >> Stephen: THE CHEF WILL BE AROUND IN JUST A MOMENT TO CHECK

  • ON YOU.

  • >> GIVE ME A SECOND TO DIGEST.

  • >> Stephen: NOW, HERE'S SOME LOCALLY SOURCED HYDROGEN AND

  • OXYGEN BONDED TOGETHER FOR YOU.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) NOW, YELP IS 11 YEARS OLD.

  • OKAY?

  • WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO US BY CREATING YELP?

  • ALL OF US ARE CRITIQUING EACH OTHER ALL THE TIME.

  • WOULD YOU LIKE TO APOLOGIZE?

  • ( LAUGHTER ).

  • >> I THINK-- SKEWS ME.

  • THAT PEPPER, WOW!

  • >> Stephen: YES.

  • THAT'S WHAT IT'S LIKE WHEN YOUR BOUCHE GETS AMUSED.

  • >> IT'S VERY AMUSED, THANK YOU.

  • I MEAN, I THINK, ACTUALLY, YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME.

  • I MEAN, YELP IS THE WAY TO FIND THE BEST LOCAL BUSINESSES SO

  • WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO SPEND YOUR HARD-EARNED MONEY WHICH I KNOW

  • YOU WORKED FOR.

  • >> Stephen: SURE.

  • >> YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BEST, RIGHT?

  • AND THAT'S WHAT YELP IS DOING, ALLOWING EVERYONE TO SHARE THEIR

  • FAVORITE PLACES, THE RECOMMENDATIONS, SITTING DOWN

  • WRITING THE FIVE-STAR REVIEW S.

  • >> Stephen: WHEN PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT THE REPUTATION

  • ECONOMY, WHAT DO THEY MEAN?

  • >> INSTEAD OF THE YELLOW PAGES WORLD WHERE IT'S ALL PAY TO

  • PLAY, YOU LOOK ONLINE, GUTO YELP, YOU SEARCH FOR WHATEVER IT

  • IS YOU'RE LOOKING FOR-- YOU NEED A BARBER, YOU NEED A GREAT

  • RESTAURANT, MAYBE A BOUCHE.

  • YOU CAN JUST TURN TO YELP AND TAP INTO THE ENTIRE COMMUNITY'S

  • KNOWLEDGE.

  • THE ENTIRE CITY IS SHARING INFORMATION.

  • MILLIONS OF PEOPLE ARE SHARING ALL OF THEIR FAVORITE SPOTS.

  • >> Stephen: PEOPLE CAN BE PRETTY CRUEL, THOUGH, ONLINE.

  • I'VE READ SOME PRETTY ROUGH STUFF ON THERE.

  • >> THAT'S WHAT WE FOCUS ON.

  • I THINK THAT'S ANOTHER ELEMENT OF HUMAN NATURE.

  • YOU ZERO INTO THE BAD STUFF.

  • IF WE WERE OUT IN THE WILD AND SAW A LION, WE'D WANT TO

  • REMEMBER THAT.

  • WE REMEMBER THE NEGATIVE.

  • >> Stephen: "ONE-STAR REVIEW-- LION ATE MY FRIEND.

  • WOULD NOT COME BACK."

  • >> YES, YOU GOT IT.

  • EXACTLY.

  • >> Stephen: SOMEBODY INSPIRED BY YELP TRIED TO START A WEB

  • SITE THAT REVIEWED PEOPLE, LIKE YELP REVIEWED BUSINESSES.

  • >> I HEARD ABOUT THAT.

  • >> Stephen: AND BASICALLY THE INTERNET WENT NUT AND SAID DON'T

  • DO THAT.

  • YOU'RE A TERRIBLE PERSON.

  • ISN'T THAT PERSON A PROPHET.

  • AREN'T WE EVENTUALLY GOING TO BE REVIEWING EACH OTHER ALL THE

  • TIME.

  • >> IF YOU'RE OFFERING A SERVICE, I THINK IT'S FAIR GAME.

  • BUT TO REVIEW YOUR BEST FRIEND --

  • >> ISN'T HUMAN INTERACTION ON A CERTAIN LEVEL TRANSACTIONAL,

  • JEREMY?

  • AREN'T YOU AND IAURING EACH OTHER THE SERVICE OF OUR

  • COMPANIONSHIP RIGHT NOW?

  • >> ARE YOU PAYING ME.

  • >> Stephen: I THINK WE DO.

  • DON'T YOU GET A MINIMUM OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

  • >> I WAIVED IT BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS.

  • >> Stephen: YOU WAIVED IT?

  • >> I WAIVED IT FOR YOU.

  • >> Stephen: "TWO STARS."

  • >> ONLY TWO?

  • >> Stephen: "WAIVED FEE."

  • WELL, I GIVE SAOIRSE RONAN FOUR STARS.

  • I CAN'T GET EVERYBODY.

  • LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING ABOUT YELP REVIEWS.

  • WILL YOU CREATE A BUTTON WHERE SOMEONE CAN GIVE ZERO STARS.

  • I'M TIRED OF READING, "I WISH I COULD GIVE THIS RESTAURANT ZERO

  • STARS."

  • WHY AREN'T THERE ZERO STARS.

  • WHY DO WE HAVE TO GIVE ANYBODY ONE STAR?

  • >> IT'S NOT THAT DIFFERENT FROM ZERO STARS.

  • >> Stephen: WHEN I WAS IN SCHOOL, ANY GOLD STAFERS A

  • POSITIVE THING.

  • ( LAUGHTER ) YOU'RE JUST REWARDING PEOPLE WHO

  • HAVEN'T BEEN GOOD CHILDREN.

  • >> I SEE YOUR PINT.

  • I SEE YOUR POINT.

  • I'LL TAKE IT UNDER ADVERTISEMENT.

  • BATTER IT AROUND.

  • >> Stephen: YOU HAVE SOME CRISP THINGS TO SAY ABOUT

  • GOOGLE.

  • WHAT'S YOUR BEEF WITH GOOGLE?

  • >> YOU KNOW, GOOGLE OVER TIME HAS REALLY COMPROMISED CONSUMERS

  • AND A LOT OF PEOPLE DON'T EVEN REALIZE.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT DO YOU MEAN COMPROMISED CONSUMERS.

  • I CAN FIND WHAT I NEED ON DPOOLG.

  • >> HOPEFULLY THEY SEND TO YOU YELP.

  • INCREASINGLY THEY ACTUALLY DON'T DO THAT.

  • YOU SEARCH FOR A PHYSICIAN-- MAYBE YOU'RE NOT FEELING WELL--

  • GOOGLE WILL SERVE UP THEIR OWN CRUDDY CONTENT.

  • THEY DON'T HAVE VERY MANY REVIEWS IN A LOT OF CATEGORIES

  • YET THEY'LL SERVE UP THEIR STUFF AND BURY THE OTHER OPTIONS

  • WHETHER YELP, OR ZOC-DOC.

  • >> Stephen: DOES YELP HAVE A REVIEW FOR GOOGLE?

  • >> PROBABLY.

  • IT DOES HAVE AN ADDRESS.

  • I DON'T THINK I REVIEWED IT, THOUGH.

  • I SHOULD.

  • >> Stephen: JERRY STOPPELMAN, "I WISH I COULD GIVE GOOGLE ZERO

  • STARS."

  • >> "MAY BE BIASED."

  • >> Stephen: "THE LATE SHOW WITH STEPHEN COLBERT" HAS A

  • REVIEW.

  • I LOOBLGD IT UP BEFORE YOU CAME ON.

  • I GOT FOUR AND A HALF STARS ON AVERAGE, OKAY.

  • ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ).

  • >> I THOUGHT IT WAS FOUR.

  • >> Stephen: ON AVERAGE.

  • BUT THERE IS-- THERE IS ONE WOMAN OUT THERE WHO GAVE US A

  • TWO-STAR REVIEW.

  • AND SHE SAID, "THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I HAD BEEN IN A STUDIO

  • AUDIENCE FOR A TV SHOW SO PLEASE KEEP IN MIND IN THE FOLLOWING

  • COMMENTS.

  • I'M A BIG FAN OF COLBERT.

  • ALWAYS WANTED TO GO TO THE ED SULLIVAN THEATER."

  • BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.

  • "IT WAS COLD.

  • I WAS FREEZING.

  • HE CAME OUT FOR A FEW MINUTES.

  • I ENJOYED THE MUSICAL... I HAD A FEELING THE AUDIENCE WERE REALLY

  • JUST PROPS TRAINED TO CHEER.

  • ( CHEERS ) BASICALLY HER COMPLAINT IS THAT

  • THE SHOW IN THE STUDIO WAS A LOT LIKE WHAT IT SEEMED LIKE AT

  • HOME.

  • >> OH...

  • ( LAUGHTER ) THAT'S AN INTERESTING PROBLEM.

  • >> Stephen: WHAT IS YOUR-- WHAT IS YOUR EXPERIENCE BEEN

  • LIKE?

  • IS THAT A LOT LIKE WHAT IT'S LIKE WATCHING IT AT HOME?

  • >> IT'S A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT.

  • THERE'S MORE INTERACTION.

  • >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE.

  • >> I'M NOT JUST YELLING AT THE TV BUT THE TV IS SORT OF TALKING

  • BACK.

  • >> Stephen: DO YOU NORMALLY YELL AT THE TV WHEN I'M ON?

  • >> OR THROW SHOES.

  • NO, NOT SO MUCH ANYMORE.

  • >> Stephen: BEFORE WE GO, THIS IS--

  • >> IT'S BEAUTIFUL, IT REALLY IS.

  • >> Stephen: THEIR HAIRLOOM POTATO, A PURPLE TOMATO, A

  • LITTLE CREME ON THERE, AND ONCE AGAIN, WOULD YOU LIKE

  • FRESH-CRACKED PEPPER ON IT.

  • >> I WISH I HAD MY PHONE SO I COULD TAKE A PICTURE AND ADD IT

  • TO YELP AND ADD IT TO THE LISTING ON YOUR SHOW.

  • >> Stephen: YOU REALLY DROPPED THE BALL, MAN.

  • >> I REALLY SCREWED UP.

  • >> Stephen: JERRY STOPPELMAN, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR COMING BY.

  • JERRY STOPPELMAN, C.E.O. OF YELP.

  • WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

>> Stephen: LET'S GET STARTED.

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