Hold your horses young man here in texas we pray before we eat

//[Drawn Out Sigh] mom this is not California land of the heathen

Gimme

by his hand we are all [pause]

//fed give us lord our daily

[pause] //bread

please know that we are truly [pause]

//grateful for every cup and every

[pause] //plateful

Ahmen

[Audience Laugh] now that wasn't so hard now was it?

[Audience Laugh] //My objection was based on considerations

other than difficulty [audience laugh]

whatever jesus still loves you [pause]

//thank you for carving a smiley face in to my grilled cheese sandwich

oh i know how to take care of my baby , his eyes came out a little thin but you can just

pretend he's chinese [pause]

sooooo do you want to talk about what happened with you and your little friends

[intake of breath]

//they're not my friends

alright

if you recall when you were little we sat right here at this very spot and talked about

some of the problems you had getting along with the neighbour kids

//That was different they were threatened by my intelligence and to stupid to know that

why they hated me

oh baby they knew very well why they hated you