the urine should just bead up and roll right off.

Way to go the extra mile.

Your Mee-Maw would be proud.

My Mee-Maw must never know of this.

Now will you give Professor Hawking my paper?

Oh, my dear boy, no. Okay.

Next, this is a sexy French maid costume I bought for Bernadette.

I thought it might spice things up and get her to dust

my room at the same time, but I was wrong and really wrong.

And you want me to return it for you?

No, no, no, mon petit cherie.

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What are you all staring at? Didn't you ever see a man

try to get a meeting with Stephen Hawking before?

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, yeah, I'm telling you the Match.com

chicks are much looser than on eHarmony.

Yeah I, I gotta call you back. I won a bet, and it's time to collect.

I don't know about you, but I feel empowered.