Hey, how's it going? Do you need some help? Are you looking for something special?

-- I'm looking for my name on the can. -- Oh, cool! What's your name?

-- It's Kellen! -- Kellen?

No... Kellen it's bad. It's a shitty name, we don't have it.

-- What do you mean? -- Coke doesn't use slutty names.

Brigitte, Sheila, I've never seen those.

What, are you nuts? Are you crazy?

Oh, okay. Kellen is fine.

Now Kellen is a cool name.

Kellen is a biblical name, it's the Christ mother's name, Kellen.

Kellen is bad. My name's Uélersson and I'm not looking for my name on the can.

Cause Uélersson is a shitty name, I'm aware of that.

Fine, Uélersson... but I found a Kelly.

So if there's a Kelly, it'll probably have my name on it.

Kelly is a name, Kellen is a shitty derivation of it.

It's bad. Just because of two letters your parents have cursed you for life.

Okay, thanks.

I'm gonna keep looking cause I know I'm gonna find it...

No, you won't find it.

If you want to find it, you should look through this other offer, the Dolly soda's.

It's very similar, but with shitty names. Like Sâmila.

There's Tábata, a very nice one.

It has some misspelled names. Cráudio...

There's one that I like a lot. Grória. I got Grória for my mom.

If you don't find it on the Dolly ones, I think the Sukita offer is gonna be your thing.

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Guys!

I'm gonna get the Dolly ones because I didn't find the Coke cans, okay?

Who asked for the cans? Sâmila? Sâmila... got it.

There's Cráudio...

Did Kréber ask for it? Kréber did...

Tábata did too... Néguima...

Who else, guys? Oh, Grória! Grória did... Shana...