Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • Ahhhh water, were trying to drink more water so that when people tell us we don't feel good because we don't

  • drink enough water we can say "fuck you we drink water."

  • Yeah! Its not dehydration, its just miserie.

  • Problem is that this is tap water.

  • What is the water that has Fluoride? It that good for you?

  • Fluoride is good for you

  • What was the water that was from Erin Brockovich? It that good for you?

  • Don't, just because you have blonde hair doesn't mean you have to act dumb

  • (Intro music)

  • This week we have an international question from a considerate fan.

  • Considerate?

  • Yes

  • Why?

  • Because this person's name is something hard to pronounce and they must have known I that have difficulties with that

  • So they provided a nickname, so thank you D from Guam

  • D wants to know...What does eye contact mean?

  • Ummm... in what situation?

  • What are you feeling right now?

  • Terror

  • Terror

  • Eye contact means terror

  • So this is an interesting thing

  • It is almost never an interesting thing.

  • Here is more of a thing

  • Great, now I am ready to hear it

  • When I am listening to someone, I am looking in their eyes. I think it makes people uncomfortable

  • It does

  • But also that is the polite thing to do so I am going to do it anyway. I like eye contact

  • Yeah I know, you make it a lot

  • Have you noticed that about me?

  • Yes

  • No for real?

  • Yes

  • I make eye contact more than a normal person?

  • I think so. What is the opposite of like nerves?

  • Your like, Your like

  • Death Stare, That's how you know I am interested or faking interest

  • I think eye contact means that you are confident, it's a sign of confidence

  • When you say look me in the eye, know I am telling you the truth then in movies and people are like they are telling the truth

  • I think in those moments you know, that a fucking liar.

  • Oh yeah, definitely, for sure

  • Have you ever made eye contact with someone across the room and they thought you were interested in them but really you were just staring?

  • and they thought you were interested in them but really you were just staring?

  • Yes and it's the worst, and sometimes I'm like "Oh my god I keep on making eye contact with this person that's so uncomfortable."

  • But its just looking at me the whole time, so whenever I go like this of course I am going to make eye contact

  • But know they think they are returning their eye contact and your interested

  • I read a rule once that if someone makes eye contact with you twice then you can talk to them

  • No because I always, like, what if I am looking

  • It's not a good rule, it should be 4 times

  • I find it so rude that people don't look me in the eye when I am talking

  • Look at me, look at me....Don't you feel more connected?

  • I feel uncomfortable

  • Oh you spit on my face

  • Yup and that is the risk you run

  • (Outro Music)

  • Double fists, Double fists

  • I hope someone makes that a meme

  • Subtitles by the Amara.org community

Ahhhh water, were trying to drink more water so that when people tell us we don't feel good because we don't

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it