who came through the security checkpoint

uh, only to find that Justin was in disguise

and I was in his ear telling him exactly

what to do.

Here's what happened.

- Right in there. - Hop in here?

- Yup. - Okay.

[alarm beeps]

All right. Oh.

Uh-oh. What you got?

- Uh, um, what you got?

- I've got some change.

- You got a switchblade on you or something?

- You got a switchblade on you or something?

- No, no. It's just a money clip.

- Oh, money clip. - Oh, money clip.

- Keep your coins in that. - Keep your coins in that.

[alarm beeps]

- Let me--you know sometimes it's your hair.

- Sometimes it's your-- it's your hair.

- Let me just-- - My ring?

- You mind if I put my hands in your hair?

- You mind if I put my hands in your hair?

- No, I don't mind. - Let me see.

Just mess it up a little, like--

Anything? Any bobby pins?

- Anything-- any bobby pins?

- Nope. - No metal at all?

No barrettes? - No metal at all?

- Not a barrette? - Not a barrette?

- All right, yeah, I don't see anything in there.

- I don't see anything. - Can I search your mustache?

- Can I search your mustache? - Yeah.

- All right, let me just see.

Just feel it all the way across.

What'd you have for breakfast, sir?

- What did you have for breakfast, sir?

- All right. Let me just check your ankles.

- Let me just check your ankles real quick here.

- Absolutely.

- Just lay down, Justin. Just say, "I'm so tired."

- I'm tired. Oh, boy.

- Just lay down. Just gonna take a little nap.

I've been working all night.

- Just gonna take a little nap. I've been working all day.

[laughter]

- Just stay there.

[laughter]

- Just stay completely still.

[laughter] That man is just gonna st--

Wake up startled. Go, "Oh, oh, oh."

- Oh, oh.

- Oh, I thought you were trying to attack me.

- I thought you were trying to attack me.

- No...[laughs], no. - Boy.

- What's your name, ma'am?

- So, what's your name, ma'am?

- Riddel. - Louder, please.

- Louder. - Riddel.

- Louder. - Louder.

- Riddel. - That's a pretty wig you wear.

- That's a pretty wig you wear.

- Oh, no, it's not. It's real.

- It's beautiful. - It's beautiful.

- Beautiful. Tug on it.

It's--it l-- - Tug on it.

Make sure it's real.

- Yeah, it's real. - Wow.

- It's real, wow. - All right.

Everything checks out. - Everything checks out.

- Okay. - Rudel.

- Rudel. - You check it?

- Rudel. - Rudel.

- Rudel! - Rudel!

[singing] Rudel! [singing] Rudel!

- Rudel. - Rudel.

- Roo-oo-oo-del. - Roo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

- Del. - Del.

- Are you on any kind of prescription medication?

- Are you on any, uh, kind of prescription medication?

- No.

- Can you take those glasses off, sir?

- Can you take those glasses off for me, please?

- I'd like to see your eyes. - I'd like to see your eyes.

- Are you on anything right now, any alcohol?

- Are you on anything right now, any alcohol or any--

- No. - Can you follow my finger?

I'm gonna put my finger in front of your face.

Just follow my finger. - Could you follow my finger?

- Get closer-- closer to his face.

I'm gonna get a little closer. - All right.

All right. Follow my finger, not your head.

Just your eyes. - Follow with just your eyes,

not your head. - Go faster than--

Go real--real fast. - Really fast.

[laughter]

- Sir, you're--you're not taking this seriously.

[laughter]

- Oh, my God. Oh, I'm sorry.

Oh, dude, I can't keep doing this to you.

Oh, yeah.

- Hello. - Hello.

- How you doing? - How you doing?

- I'm good, how are you? - Good.

- I'm good. - Boy, oh, boy,

I hope you know how to Whip Nae Nae.

- Boy, oh, boy, I hope you know how to Whip a Nae Nae.

- Uh-uh, maybe just a little bit.

- Okay, good, good. - Okay, good.

- I had to teach everybody so far.

Come on in.

- I had to teach everyone so far.

- All right, let's do it. Let's see it.

- You gonna let me see it? Wanna show--

- Whip and Nae Nae? - Yeah, show me

how to do them both. - Yup, yup.

- Mm.

- Yup, and then you Whip, Whip, and then you Nae, Nae, Nae.

- Yup, wonderful. - Mm, wonderful.

- Can you do the Quan? - Can you do the Quan?

- Uh, oh, that's the one-- - Yeah, hit the Quan.

- Hit the Quan for me. - Let's see.

Uh, oh wait, it's this way.

- Mm. - That's right.

- That's right. - Can you do the Stanky Leg?

- Can you do the Stanky Leg? - Oh, that--that's ea--

that's the easy one. - Mm.

- Start naming different dances ask her.

- What other dances-- uh, uh, uh, uh.

- Oh, no. Just set that down.

Start crying. Be very upset about that.

I can't believe I did that. I can't believe I did that.

- You okay? - I can't believe I did that.

- If Ellen knew about this, she's gonna be upset.

- Breath out.

- If Ellen would know about this,

she would be really upset about this.

- Oh, she's gonna make me pay for this.

- She'd probably make me pay for that.

- It's all right. It can't be too much.

- Oh, no. - Oh, no.

- I'm gonna be fired. - It's okay.

- I'm probably gonna get fired. - It's just a wall.

- Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

- Oh, boy. - Oh, boy, no.

- Three, four, five--

- Lay down, curl up in a ball.

Lay down, just curl up in a ball.

Just--just stay there.

- Don't touch me. - It's okay.

- Don't touch me. - It's okay.

- Don't touch me.

- Hold me.

- Hold me.

[laughter]

[sobbing]

- Will you spoon me? - Will you spoon me?

- If I spoon you, you have to get up.

- Okay. - Okay.

- Promise. - Okay.

- I wanted to be a cop, but I ended up here.

- You know, I wanted to be a cop,

but I ended up here.

- It's almost like a cop, maybe--

- I love you. - I love you.

I love you. - Oh, I love you too.

- Can we date? - Can we date?

- Well, I don't think my husband would like that too much.

- You're married? - You're married?

- I am. - Story of my life.

- Story of my life.

- Everybody I love is married. - Everybody I love is married.

- It's okay, though. - No, it's not.

- No, it's not okay. - It won't be--it won't be okay.

- It's never okay. - Oh, no.

- Oh, no. Oh, no.

- Start to feel better. - Oh, I feel better.

- Okay. - Oh, boy, okay.

- I feel better. - Okay.

- Gotta get up now. - Thank you.

- Thank you. - You're welcome.

- Feel better about it? - Yes.

- Yeah. - You're my best friend.

- Okay, back to-- - You're my best friend.

- Thank you so much, ma'am. - Thank you so much, ma'am.

- You're welcome. - Welcome to Bieber Week.

- Welcome to Bieber Week. - Wh--oh, Bieber Week?

Oh, my God. Are you serious?

[laughter]

- Stop playing.

Oh, that's so awesome. - You're awesome.

We'll cut this part. Thank you so much.

You're welcome.

- Are you sure you're still married?

- Are you sure you're still married?

- I am still. All right, I appreciate that.

- No worries, thanks.

- Oh, man, you were amazing.

[cheers and applause]

- You're a good sport.