Subtitles section Play video Print subtitles (snaping) (groaning) (romantic music) - Today we're tryin' on sexy edibles. I like sex and I like eatin'! - (chuckling) This is gonna be weird. - If your mouth is gonna be on a dick or in a vagina or in a butt, then what's wrong with candy? - Sex is sticky enough as is. - Let's get to strippin' and get to lickin'! - I'm ready, I'm hard, let's go! - Bring forth the candy! Candy pants! - [Voiceover] For men! - Ow, Katie, god! - No, it's okay, I got it! - Woah! - This is a square. - It's like a fruit roll up! - Fruit by the six inches. Like, ish. - Hold on, baby, let me put on my edible pants! - Oh. (leathery rustle) You hear that? (groans) This isn't candy. - These aren't pants. - This looks like a used maxi pad. - I think I get it, though. - It's got these little ties, which is kinda cute. - Hold on honey, oh! I broke it! - Does it make my butt look good? (laughing) - How does that look? Is that sexy? - [Zach] Ta da! (laughter) - I feel pretty good about the way it makes my body look. - [Keith] But, apparently, I can eat it. - I'm goin' straight for the dick! (growling) (growling) - Ah, it wasn't as dramatic-- - [Voiceover] Oh no! - Oh no! The residue makes it look like my dick is bleeding! (gentle munching) (groaning) - (groaning) Uh! - Oh! - Ah, it's like sour! - Doesn't taste like a fruit by the foot. - Does taste like pants. - Oh, that's not the flavor I was expecting! - I'm seriously gonna vomit! - Do you think my saliva's red, now? Yep! - Oh, this is so bad! - Oh, they're like stuck to my teeth. - Huh? - Oh, do I have to eat any more of this? (snaps) - Oh god, they're turning my hands red! (crunching) - It's very hard to eat. - Oh, oh, it's tasting like, my pants! - Ack! - What are they holding on to? What's wrong with me? - I can't get it outta my mouth! (retching and coughing) - This was a huge mistake! - (sobbing laughter) What's it on, what's it on? How's it doin' this? (groaning and crying) - I don't feel sexy anymore! - I'm pooping a grocery bag! - Ah! - Is it on my teeth? - And this is supposed to be mixed with semen and butt and vagina juice? - I can't suck (chuckles) somebody's dick like this! I'm a monster! (crying and laughing) Ah! - Yuck! (retching and chuckling) - No! - If this is where we're starting, (chuckles) we're fucked! - 'Member when it was in my butt? - [Voiceover] Lovers candy bra and Lover candy g-string! - Oh, it doesn't smell good. - It's like a puka shell necklace for your ass. - You know, normal strings don't feel great up butts. - Oh, that is a new feeling! - You think that this would diffuse my farts and they would just smell like roses? - Get over here! - I feel like I'm pullin' this off! - I'ma text a picture to my wife. - Just pretend I'm a girl. Everybody pretend I'm a girl! - [Eugene] I feel like this is a good thing to try on Valentine's Day if you want to look cute and sexy. - Look at that! - It's like a little abacus. I had sex once, twice. - Where do you eat first on this? - We should get somebody to eat this off'a me. - I didn't want to have my wife be subjected to having to eat this, on camera. (laughs) - [Voiceover] (cheering) Ah yeah! Scratch it out, scratch it out, scratch that! - Howdy! - Do you know what you're here for? (laughing) - No! - Are you wearing edible lingerie right now? - Maybe! - Well, unwrap your present. (laughter) (surprised laughter) - [Keith] What do you think now? - Still, yeah, still much! (chuckles) - Do you think I look cute? - No! - It goes up your butt? (hearty laughter) - I don't even have a cute ass like that. - You just break it off? - No, no, no, no, no, you bite it off. - What's your safe word? - Faster. - I feel like gay guys just get to the point. We're like wham, bam, spit on it a little. - [Ned] Right? - Stick it in and do it. - [Ned] Oh, okay. - Where should I go first? (screams) (laughter) - Alright, so, now I'm gonna fuck you up. - What? - Lay down, babe! (thump and groaning) Are you okay? (laughing) - Oh, I'm so nervous, now. - Alright. Oh, man! - Sorry mom and everyone. - Sorry Kiki Perez. - Sorry Ashley Perez. - This is for every 15 year old girl who comments on the Try Guys videos. - Maybe make 'em 18! (laughter) - Be gentle! (laughter) - Here's a dick one. Oh my god. (crying out and laughing) - [Kelsey] Did I bite your dick! - Ow, you bit my dick! (screaming) - Ah, (laughing) I felt Zach's butt on my face! - [Curly] (muffled) I can't get this one. - Alright, just chew. (screaming) (candy snaps) (laughter and crying out) - [Eugene] Oh no! - Okay, I'm leaving, goodbye! - You freed my nipple, bro! (laughing and cheering) - Wow, okay. It's like salty and sweet. - My dick or the candy? (laughter) (relaxed sigh) - So, we decided we'd send Eugene out of the room and have him play a little game called which white guy is he tasting! - We won't reveal the answers until you've got all three of 'em. - Shit, okay. - I'm least looking forward to Zach because I just don't know where there would be no hair-- (gentle whispers) Oh my god! - I have a honey dust powder which smells like fuckin' baby powder and potpourri. - Oh, I already smell something! What is that? Why are you guys touching me? Lick there? (retching) That was baby powder on... um... the white guy was Ned? (buzzing) It tasted like babies. - I've got some spearmint sensation body gel, which is gon-- (gel squirts) (groaning) A nightmare on my body! - It's gross! It's gross, Eugene! - Straight forward? - Yup, yup. (retching and coughing) Oh no, oh no, no, no, no, no! That was hair! Why are you givin' me hair flavored stuff? Zach. (bell dings) It had to be Zach 'cause there was a lot of hair and I was like flossing. - I have a tropical flavored body paint. Real steamy cover photo, here. - Better not be on someone's ass or balls. Okay. (pouty laughter) Where am I going, where am I going? Which way? Wait, okay, I don't see anything. (retching) Wow, whatever that was was really soft. (laughter) That was probably the best tasting one! I'm gonna change my answers. (drum roll) That was one of the softest things my tongue has touched! And I know my friends and I really hate them 'cause I think it was Ned's butt! (bells ding) And the first one was-- (cheering) (triumphant music) No, it was your nipple? That was one of the most terrifying experiences of my life. But, I'm glad I did it with you guys. - What I learned today, whatever goes down between two consenting adults, totally fine. - You wanna eat anywhere else? - I don't really wanna eat anywhere else. - What's the point in this? - I don't know. (laughter) Nothing tasted good. Not just because it was on our dicks. (crying out) - Are you okay? - Yeah, it was just, it was just the skin. Highly arousing. - What if you wanted to spice things up? I could see that being fun. (growling) - Oh! Maybe I wanna be Ned's wife, now. (laughter) - [Together] Happy Valentine's Day from the Try Guys! What will we try next? - That's shaving cream. - [Keith] Oh. - [Zach] Oh, Ned! Did you eat it? (laughter) - And I think this experience only brought us closer. To cumin'! (laughing and shouting) Yeah, Valentine's Day!
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