G: It's empty, right now!

A: Cause I think you've been lying

G: W-w-when?

A: I think you're texting people you shouldn't be texting.

G: Name one!

A:Have you been texting the married man with two kids?

G: No

A: You haven't?

G: No!

A: Have you texted the aloof ex-boyfriend now that he's moved to LA?

G: No, but do have confirmation he lives here now...

A: HOW?!

G: Someone told me he lives here.

A: WHO?

G: Oscar....

A: You asked?

G: I brought it up, yeah, I-

A: That's it! Gimmie a quarter!

G: No, I didn't text anyone!

A: Give me one! That's third-party-texting!

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A: San Jose is in America, right?

G: Mm-hmm.

A: Where?

G: Mexico. New Mexico! The new one!

A: (laughing)

A: Somehow, you looked dumber than me in that moment!

A: Anya, from San Jose, New Mexico, wants to know, "How often should he text back?"

G: Every time?

A: Every time.

A: If you text, he should text back.

G: Yeah. A- I mean, I guess there is the scenario of "Goodnight" "Goodnight"

G: and then... you can't have another goodnight, and then it's endless.

G: Till the end of time.

G: What do you mean, how often should he text back? How often is he texting back?

Like, once a month?

A: I'd say if you have anything lower than a 95% rate,

G: Yeah.

A: He doesn't like you.

G: Harsh words!

A: To put my money where my mouth is,

A: Gaby and I will now each text the boys in our life, and see who texts back first.

G: Please note that Allison did not "boyfriends", she just said "boys in our lives.

A: I'm in a weird place! What are you gonna text?

G- Ah, I'm gonna say..

G: Should it be the same text?

A- Ooh, let's do the same text! This is so fun!

A: I feel like I'm on a game show!

A: What if we text, "What are you wearing"?

G: Oh... Okay

A- That's funny!

A- Wait, we have to send it at the same time!

G- Okay. Ready?

A- One... Two... Three! Pew!

G- And send.

A- Dun, dun, dun...

A- Igor is texting me, so I have a man in my life.

G- Garrett has read receipts, So I can tell when he's read something.

A- That's BRUTAL!

G- I know, isn't it?

G- Nothing!

A- Oh man, is this gonna be the longest episode of JBU ever?

G- Okay, What should we talk about while we're waiting?

A- I don't know, I can't think about ANYTHING ELSE!

G- (laughing)

A- I feel so uncomfortable.

G- Yeah, here's the thing, is that, they should always write back,

A- Always write back, quickly!

G- But especially, and here's what we did right, if you ask a question.

A- Oh man, if you're asking a question, and this person isn't writing back, you

A- have to cut off all contact with them.

G- And move to a new town and change your name.

A- So, this is a lot on the line for both of us right now.

A- When was the last text you got?

G- I texted him

A- OH MAN!

A- Gaby texted him and he didn't write back before this!

A- YOUR BOYFRIEND DOESN'T LOVE YOU! She sent him a photo. At 11:54, it's now 3:00,

and there's ahhhh- he read it! This is so embarrassing! Are you mortified?

G- No! It's a picture of food! He doesn't have to write back to that!

A- Oh, NOW you're putting in little stipulations, where before, it was

A- "Always write back", but NOW...

G: Oh, I texted him one picture of food, then he wrote "Looks good", then I sent

G: another picture of food. He already told me it looks good, he doesn't need say it

again, that it looks good.

A- Eating alone?

A- How long can this camera go?

G- Is it in California? It is in California.

A- Okay, so in this time, we've learned a few things.

G- (laughs)

A- 1: Neither of the guys in our lives really care, and 2: San Jose...

is in California.

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G- What was the last thing that you searched for, on your phone?

G- Mine was Zendaya.

both laughing

A- Why?

G- She's been

A- Wait how do I know?

G: She's...She's been courting controversy

G- Well what did you...what's the last thing you searched for?

G: I guess it was on Twitter which is where I searched it

A: Ohhh no, I think the only searched on Twitter was, one time I searched on Twitter 'Aid's Walk'

G: It literally says 'Aid's Walk'

Both laughing

A: That was so good, I don't even need him to text me back

A: I wish that was true

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