- Okay, I can deal with that.

好，我能應付這種情況

- What am I gonna do then?

那我要做什麼？

- (Finebros) Instead, you're gonna be reacting to this.

（法恩兄弟）取而代之，你將對這個做反應

- Oh.

喔

- Oh my goodness! Oh, wait.

喔天啊！喔！等等

- It's like a goggle?

是護目鏡嗎？

- Whoa, this is some type of virtual reality stuff, isn't it?

哇！這是種虛擬實境的東西，對嗎？

- That is not what I did before.

我以前從沒用過這個

- This is like the what-you-call-it, the Oculus Rift?

這像是你所謂的，the Oculus Rift（虛擬實境頭戴式顯示器）嗎？

- (Finebros) So this is called the HTC Vive

（法恩兄弟）這個是 HTC Vive

and it's a new virtual reality device. - Cool. I love it.

是一個新的虛擬實境設備。酷，我好愛

I want to see this.

我想看看這個

- (Finebros) And some say it takes virtual reality to the next level.

（法恩兄弟）有人說這個設備將虛擬實境提升到新的層次

- I'm excited.

我很興奮

- Can I put it on? Can I put it on?

我可以戴上它嗎？我可以戴上它嗎？

- (Finebros) All right, are you ready to stand up and give it a shot?

（法恩兄弟）好，你準備好站起來及試試看嗎？

- Stand up? Well, that's a tough shot right there!

站起來？恩，這有點困難！

- I am old, so you're not gonna scare the hell outta me, are you?

我老了，所以你不會要嚇唬我吧？

- This is gonna be strange and different, but hey-- no guts, no glory.

這會是奇怪而與眾不同的，但是，嘿--榮耀得靠膽量

- (Finebros) So we're gonna set you up and explain how to use it and just throw you in.

（法恩兄弟）我們會幫你設定好並解釋如何使用它，然後就交給你了

Are you ready?

你準備好了嗎？

- I guess so. (laughing) This should be different.

我想是吧。這應該會有所不同

What do I do?

我該做什麼?

- I guess I need to take my hair down.

我想我需要把頭髮放下

- (Finebros) How does it feel to be in the virtual reality world?

（法恩兄弟）在虛擬實境的世界感覺如何呢？

- It's, uh... am I still in the same room?

這是，恩..我還在這房間裡吧？

- I feel a little off-balance.

我覺得有點失去平衡

- Wow, that looks like the universe.

哇，那看起來像宇宙

- Even this thing's 3D! These are 3D. Woo-hoo-hoo!

甚至連這個東西都是3D！他們都是3D

- You can go all the way around in this puppy? You can!

你可以完全轉一圈嗎？可以！

Oh my goodness!

喔！我的天啊！

- That is absolutely staggering.

這真是驚人

- (Finebros) So the first game you're gonna be playing

（法恩兄弟）你即將玩的第一個遊戲

is called Tilt Brush, which lets you paint in a 3D space.

名叫 Tilt Brush，這個遊戲能讓你在 3D 空間中畫畫

- Oh, wow!

喔，哇!

- I love to paint.

我超愛畫畫

- I'm not a painter, but we'll give it a shot.

我不是畫家，但是我會試試看

- (Finebros) Using the controller in your right hand,

（法恩兄弟）使用在你右手邊的遙控器

you can control the paint brush and draw whatever you want.

你可以控制畫筆並隨意畫畫

- Hold it up like that?

像這樣拿著嗎？

- Oh.

喔

- Right now, I am doing a head.

現在，我在畫一顆頭

- I am drawing a heart with an arrow in it.

我在畫一個有箭穿過的心

- I used to be a school psychologist.

我以前是校園心理醫師

If I had to grade this, IQ zero.

如果用這打成績，智商零

- I'm doin' my name.

我在寫我的名字

- This is so cool. I love it.

這太酷了，我超愛

- It's like I could touch it.

這像是我能觸摸到一樣

It's not flat. It's three dimensional.

這並非平面的，這是3D

- (Finebros) Something really cool is once you're done painting,

（法恩兄弟）真正更酷的事是當你完成畫畫時

you can fully walk around it and see it from all different angles.

你可以繞著它並在任何一個角度欣賞它

- You're kidding.

你在說笑吧

- Awesome!

太棒了！

- This is a lot of fun.

這真有趣

It's not just for kids. It's for anyone.

這不單是為小孩設計的 這是為所有人

- I'm inside the painting.

我在畫裡面

I'm on the other side of the painting.

我在畫的另一邊

- Holy crap! The things they could do with this.

哇賽！這東西居然能做到這種事

- I absolutely know I'm gonna dream about this tonight.

我絕對清楚的是我今晚將會夢到它

- (Finebros) Okay, time to move on to the next game.

（法恩兄弟）好，該是換下一個遊戲的時候了

- Okay.

好的

- This has to be the gift of the year.

這無疑是年度獻禮了

- (Finebros) Welcome to Robot Repair!

（法恩兄弟）歡迎來到 Robot Repair！

- A whole new world here.

一個新的天地

- Unbelievable! Security camera, hi!

難以置信！監視器，嗨！

- (Finebros) So go over to that garage and pull on the red lever.

（法恩兄弟）走過去那車庫然後用力拉紅色橫桿

- To the doors?

到那個門？

- But there is no lever--

但那裡沒有橫桿--

I can't pull something that's not even there!

我沒辦法拉到東西，那甚至不存在！

-There it goes.

就這樣

- Ah, there's a weird robot!

啊，那有一個奇怪的機器人！

- Oh shit!

喔 天啊！

How do you stop it?

你怎麼停住它？

- It doesn't look friendly. I might have to zap him.

它看起來不太友善，我可能得電它

- Get out of my way!

滾開！

- Oh, disabled. Is he disabled?

喔，不動了 它不會動了嗎?

- This is going so high-tech.

這實在太高科技

Boy, can you think of the brains that went into putting this together?

天啊，你可以想像製作這個花了多少腦筋嗎？

- My brain is saying if you reach out with your hand and touch this,

我的大腦說如果你伸手去觸碰它，

you will touch a cold, white metal.

你會碰觸到一個冷的，白色金屬

It's unbelievable.

這真是難以置信

- (Finebros) If you grab the yellow circle, you can spin it.

（法恩兄弟）如果你抓那個黃色圈圈，你能使它旋轉

- Oh, okay.

喔，好的

Stop. 15 seconds.

停止 15秒

- How do I-- just do this?

我如何--就做這個？

- I see a bunch of little gadgets.

我看到很多小配件

- Holy shit!

哇賽！

- Whoop! What did I do?

我做了什麼？

- Oh my god! Everything fell apart. I ruined everything.

喔！天啊！全部解體了，我毀了全部

Ah-hah! Ah, the floor is falling!

啊，地板往下陷了！

- Whoa! Whoa!

驚嘆聲

- Look at the distance down there.

看看那邊的距離

- That's very deep. Can I fall in there? No.

那很深 我可以掉進去嗎?不行

It's not real.

這不是真的

- Uh-oh!

喔！

Oh! I'm so sorry.

喔！我覺得很抱歉

- (AI) What kind of robot can't handle the simplest...

（人工智慧）哪一種機器人不能處理最簡單的...

- Okay, now what? This guy, he's pointing at me.

好，現在是怎麼樣？那個傢伙，他指著我

- Oh! Here's another one. - (AI) Oh, it's you.

喔！這裡還有一個。（人工智慧）喔，是你

- It's me.

就是我

- Oh my god!!

喔！天啊！

- What do you want up there?

你在那裡想要什麼？

- (AI) Congratulations on your quota-filling promotion, by the way.

（人工智慧）順道一提，恭喜你的促銷配額已滿

You've opened all our eyes to what humans can achieve

你開闊了我們的眼界，證明了人類可以達到多高的境界

when you put... - Well, it's only my first time here.

當你放... -這僅是我第一次在這

- My hands are absolutely sweating.

我流超多手汗

Oh my god!

喔！天啊！

- (Finebros) You can turn around. The game is done.

（法恩兄弟）你可以轉過身 遊戲結束了

- Oh!

喔！

- (Finebros) What did you think?

（法恩兄弟）你覺得呢！

- I-I don't even know what to say 'cause this is just so cool.

我-我甚至不知道該說什麼，因為這實在太酷了

- Really fun.

這真的很有趣

It's very expansive to a very limited mind. (laughing)

可以用來開闊人們有限的思維

- I really had a fear that they were gonna take the floor from underneath me.

我真的害怕他們拿走我腳下的地板

I almost fell into the thinking it was reality.

我差點相信那是現實

- (Finebros) For your final experience, you'll be playing the shooter game,

（法恩兄弟）最後一個體驗，你將會玩場射擊遊戲

The Brookhaven Experiment, where your controller is a gun

The Brookhaven Experiment，你的遙控器是一把槍

and you'll need to fight off zombies. - Zombies?!

你必須要驅趕殭屍 -殭屍？

- Right up my alley.

很適合我

- Cool, I like this.

酷，我喜歡這個

This is like a Saturday night special.

這像是小手槍

- Come on! Come to the Rocky.

來吧！到我這邊來吧！

I got somethin' for ya!

我有東西給你！

- Oh, this is like Five Nights at Freddy's.

喔，這像是佛萊迪的五夜驚魂

- Where are the zombies?

殭屍在哪裡？

- Ooh, look at that!

喔，看那！

Oh god, there's a-- it's like a... is it called a sarcopha--

喔天啊！那有--他像是個...這叫石棺？

aaaaaaah!

啊!

Here comes something.

有東西靠近了

- (laughing) Oh shit.

（笑）可惡

- Oh dear god, they're coming everywhere.

喔！老天，他們從四面八方靠過來

- You! You! You! In your head! Ah!

你！你！你！爆頭！

Bite that.

咬那

Goddamn it.

該死的

No, okay, I can't do it anymore.

不行，我玩不下去了

- Well, I'm doing great.

我做的挺好的

- You're trying to reach in here for me, you asshole!

你一直朝我這裡過來，你這個混蛋！

- Oh, there's a lot of them!

喔，那有好多殭屍！

(I died.

我掛了

(gun shots) - How's that?

(槍聲) - 如何啊？

I blew your stinking head off!

我轟了你的臭腦袋

(zombie moans) - Ah ha ha ha!

(殭屍悲鳴)-啊 哈哈哈！

In your-- (bullet chamber clicks)

在你的-- (彈夾聲)

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

啊！啊！啊！

Take that! I'll shove this down your throat!

接招！我會把這推進你的喉嚨裡！

I think I'm out of ammo.

我想我彈盡糧絕了

(blasting gun) - (laughing) Shit!

(槍聲) - (笑) 可惡！

(breathlessly) Oh shi--- (laughing).

(喘息聲)喔！天--- (笑)

Wait a minute. It's not done?

等一下 結束了？

This is very intense.

這也太緊張了吧

I don't even know what direction I'm in.

我甚至連自己的方向在哪都不知道

- (Finebros) Okay, let's take it off.

（法恩兄弟）好的，讓我們脫掉它

- Wow!

哇！

- As a senior, our balance does change.

作為一位長者，我們的平衡確實變了

I felt a little unsteady.

我覺得有點不穩了

- The first video game I remember is Pong, you know,

你知道，我第一個記得的電動遊戲是乓

and you were very much separate from the game,

而你跟那個遊戲分得很開

and this is you... there's no separation.

但這個你和遊戲 完全沒有區別

- (Finebros) So what are your final thoughts after experiencing

（法恩兄弟）那你體驗過後最後的想法是什麼

the HTC Vive? - I thought it was really cool.

the HTC Vive？ - 我覺得實在太酷了

- It literally took my breath away.

不誇張地，這完全使我窒息

- It's like you're there. You're there!

這就像是你在那裡 你就在那裡！

It's so [bleep] real!

這實在是太真實了！

- My stomach is a little unsettled from it.

我的胃還有點沒平靜下來

- My heart, it's just pounding right now.

我的心臟，現在瘋狂跳動

I'm breathing hard!

我呼吸困難！

- It simulates reality to where it fools your senses.

它擬真的程度完全欺騙了你的知覺

- I grew up in South America, didn't see TV til I was 18.

我在南美長大，到我 18 歲時都還沒過電視

So even that was exciting.

甚至那都令我興奮

And this, you know, TV was a flat thing in front of you

至於這個，你懂得，電視就是在你面前的平面物體

in grey and white, right?

灰的及白的，對吧？

And now you have this amazing world that you'd walk into.

但現在你走進一個驚人的世界

- To watch technology grow from the '70s on

從七零年代看著科技進步

and things get smaller and things get clearer,

每樣東西變得越小而且愈清晰

it's like a fantasy come true.

就像是夢境成真一般

- Thanks for watching this episode of Elders React.

感謝您收看長輩們反應的片段

- Like what you saw? Then hit that Subscribe button.

喜歡你所看到的影片嗎?那就點擊訂閱的按鈕

- Let us know in the comments what technology we should react to next.

讓我們了解你下次你想看哪種科技

- Goodbye!

再見！

(glumly) Time to get back to reality.

(鬱悶地)該回到現實囉

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