Hey Guys

So you probably already heard

all the hype around Pokemon GO Right now.

Unless you've been living under a GEOdude

It's literally everywhere,

Youtube, Twitter, Facebook, Instagram

and that's just online.

Turn off your computer, they're talking about it on TV,

You go outside to a park or grocery store or anything public,

there's probably people playing there, too.

I mean, there's been so much hype around POKEMON GO

that I've been that I started to see it in places that is not

What ?!

Don't act like you wouldn't catch her too

I mean she's still rare

it's better than catching Taylor swift again

that's all there's around here

and NO before you swifties jump to conclusions

I'm not saying that taylor swift is a rattata

because she looks like a rat

Rattata rattata RATTATA

it's a vine meme

RATTATAAAA

she's a rattata because rattatas are everywhere

and even if you don't wanna see or hear another one

you're still going to

and also because rattata can learn the ability to swift

and just like taylor swift they might not be the best attack (Kim was the goalkeeper)

it's still gonna be a hit

because swift doesn't miss

ok enough pokemon jargon

jargon ?!!?!?!?!

I don't know why I used that word

I've never used that word before

it's sounds like a pokemon

jargon JARGGON jargon jargon JAAAAAAARRGGOOOON

see this is exactly what I am talking about

it's the 90's again

it is all about pokemon

it's taking over the world AGAIN

and this time it's not something you should've been ashamed off

when I played pokemon and collected pokemon cards as a kid I've got to it like almost in secret

because back then play pokemon make you a nerd make you uncool

and now the table have turned and the chairs well

we now live in a day and age where playing pokemon does not make you ...

well I mean we are all still nerds

but there's more of us now

Pokemon go has once again make pokemon the biggest thing in the world right now

and no one should be happier about it than me

I've always been a super-Pokemon fan

I mean I've played all the games from the beginning

Pokemon RED BLUE GREEN YELLOW

pokemon snap pokemon pinball

I've watched every episode of pokemon that was on TV

I've even had the pokemon sound track so I can memorize all the songs

Not the part of my life I'm particularly proud of

but you need to know how big a pokemon fan I'm in order to truely understand me when I say this

I'm not trying to be a hater or a downer or anything but I can't be the only one who absolustely loves pokemon

that dosn't love pokemon go

*STFU loosers*

sean : you're just jealous

diana : you just suck that's why !

paco yellow : oh no sh*t

Oh I forgot to put the black bars

and now the text

*what it's like having an

opinion in 2016*

Pretty accurate

Look I don't hate the game

but in my honest opinion I was a little disapointed

specially after all the commercials they put out

that .. to get every body excited about it and trust me I had normal expectations I wasn't expecting the game to look like the commercial

it's an unrealistic expectation

well maybe not I mean there's virtual reality now

but to go from this to this

it's a little misleading

I still think it's a great idea

and I know the game took like 10 or 20 years to get done

but I still think it wasn't ready to be released

.... it's not really pokemon yet

it's a google maps styled with pokemon

it's pokemon least like pokemon game WHAT I'M I saying?!

that did not make sense

how do I describe that better in 2016

Oh

pokemon go is basically google maps mixed with four square with a pokemon snapchat filter on it

fam

*are you okey ryan ?*

with no chill

lit

savage

I'm still hyped

but you know what its not even the look of pokemon go that bothers me

I can get pass that

It's the fact that half the time you can’t sign into the game

because the servers are down

or they're experiencing difficulties

and maybe it's just me but even when you can sign in

when you are playing the game it just freezes randomly

specially for some reason when you finally catch something

something that you spent a lot of time looking for

and it kills batterie faster than any game I ever played before

I can go on for a long time

but I didn't made this video to hate on pokemon go

in fact I actually hope the game becomes more successful so that they can put some money into it and then I can finally play it

and who knows (1.0)

the game is so popular and they're making so much money that they probably are working on a second version that looks like the commercial

so for all of you that haven't given a shot yet specially if you're someone who loves pokemon like me

Don't have high expectations and it's still a fun game

I mean when you can actually play it

just don't expect it to look like the commercials

Don't expect it to be what we all wish for as kids POKEMON in the real world

cuz it's not quite there yet

in the downtime that I was actually waiting for the pokemon go servers to come back I wiped something together to help you with that

Here's a more honest commercial for what Pokemon go is really like

in the form of the same show that we all grow up with and loved watching except for the kids who did not know that show existed

fam lit savage no chill *never say never to drugs*

DAAAB

OMG I'm not gonna put that in YES I'M

I wanna be the very best at Pokemon GO because

In real life, My life's a mess, And this game gives me a cause,

I will travel across the lanes, I almost hit that guy

But it's okay, He didn't notice, Because he was inside, Pokemon Go, walk in to a tree, hit a kid, step on someones feet, Pokemon Go, with your best friends, but don't look or talk to them

Pokemon Go, red, yellow, or blue

if you're not on my team

f*uck you, drop everything, look there's Mewtwo, Pokemon Go

It's about throwing balls

Let us play with our balls,Pokemon,

on the last episode of pokemon go Ryan finally spotted the rarest pokemon MEWTOW

with only seconds to react Ryan finally throw his pokeball and ...

I'm not even joking look what poped out

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I love this game *Bye again*

*TEEHEE again*