- How do I come off as sexy?

But also not trying too hard.

- Do we take each other's clothes off?

Or do we take our own clothes off?

- Does my breath smell bad? (breathes hard)

- I'm hungry. Do I have time to eat?

- Is it normal to be this horny? Damn.

- I hope he has a nice one.

- How did people even have sex before the internet?

- I hope he's real.

- Wait, do I know him?

- Why am I eating pizza?

- Should I leave the lights on or off?

Do I have time to change my sheets

and clean my bathroom?

- Did I shower yet?

Do I need to shower? (sniffs loud)

- I hope I'm not awkward.

- Should I be a little buzzed for this?

- Should I have something playing on Youtube?

Or is that too distracting?

- What's my escape plan after we're done?

- What's sexy music?

- I hope he's not a murderer.

Will anyone know where to find me if I die?

- What if Adele comes on shuffle?

- I hope he doesn't know anyone I know.

- Do I have to make small talk?

I'm so bad at conversations.

- I wonder when was the last time he got tested.

- Does my room smell?

- I really hope he doesn't find my tickle spot.

Dang it, I have to pee.

- Is anyone home right now?

I hope it doesn't get loud.

- Do I act like I'm not here to hook up?

Or just own it?

- Do I really want sex? Yes.

- Is this going to become more than hook up?

Do I want it to be?

Will he want it to be?

I hope he gave me the right address.

- I hope he doesn't take too long to get here.

- Am I going to say the wrong name?

- What's his name again?

Shane, okay.

- He better not cancel.

(knock on door)

- Hey, I'm Shane.

- Dustin, hey.