Subtitles section Play video
Fine Bros: So do you wanna watch a video?
Yeah, the different ones
Fine Bros: Yeah Morgan: The different ones
Children's Voices: Kids React to Viral Videos!
First Video - Chocolate Rain
Tay Zonday: [singing] Chocolate Rain
Chocolate Rain?
Tay Zonday: [...] and others feel the pain. Chocolate Rain...
Oh This is not- This is a Person.
Fine Bros: You don't want to see people?
No, I want to see cats
This guy is weird
What is he looking at?!
Tay Zonday: [...] Wonder where it went William: that was weird.
Children's voices: Question Time!
Fine Bros: What was the song about ?
It's raining chocolate
Oh yes I love chocolate!
I'm not sure, either he's obsessed with chocolate and he really likes rain,
or he wishes it would rain chocolate
Maybe the terrorists start raining us with chocolate
He wants rain to be chocolate so he can just do this.
I heard like, 'some stay dry and others feel the pain'. I don't see could chocolate could cause pain
Fine Bros: Did you Like the Song?
He sang really weird
I don't even know if that's his real voice!
He- He sounds too manly
'Cause he doesn't look like he'd have that voice
[deep voice] Chocolate rain
Fine Bro: So what do you think his voice should be like?
[high pitched baby voice] Chocolate rain, chocolate raaaain
Fine bro: How many people do you think watched that video?
Twenty?
Eight, seven
A thousand?
Two thousand...
Eight thousand?
Fine Bro: Over 58 million people have watched that video
Wow..
Oh my gosh!
Oh my god!
[Fine bros laugh]
It's such a dumb video!
Fine bro: Why do you think so many people wanted to watch that?
I think it's stupid they'd watch this
No offence
I don't know, he's funny.
He's weird, and that's what makes it funny
Because it's so, like dumb,
like, they wanna show their friends how dumb the video was
Curse you, chocolate rain dude
[Cheerful music]
Children's voices: Next video, psycho girl can't sing!
Girl [singing]: And IIIIIIIIIIII [voice breaks] eeeeaaa
Oh my god, I'm sorry let me do it again
Girl: Will always love [voice breaks] you [voice breaks] !! HEADPHONE WARNING !!
Girl: screams (x4)
[William laughs]
Girl: And I- Monica: Interesting...
Girl: [screams]
Lia: Oh god!
Girl: IIIIIEEEIIIII WILL- No! I can do this!
Girl: Don't!
Girl: And I- [screams]
[William laughs. William seems to be enjoying this one.]
Girl: And I- No!
She can't remember the...
Girl: And I [sustained] Dylan: You can't even get through one phrase of the song!
Oh wow, she is so fail
There's something wrong with her
[A Fine bro wheezes] Like, I think she needs some help
[Cheerful music]
Children's voices: Question time!
Fine Bro: Why was she screaming?
I don't know, maybe she was afraid of something
She's really hard on herself!
She was so nervous that it made her wanna scream like,
[screams]
Fine bros [talking over each other]: You sound just like her! Fine bro: [...] close!
[Dylan laughs]
I think she's just making up something,
and she screamed the whole entire time!
Scream scream, ha ha!
Ha ha!
Don't!
Don't!
Don't!
Fine bro: Do you think that she's a good singer at all?
No
No
No
Not when she screamed
She should keep on trying,
don't give up.
And stop screaming at herself.
Fine bro: She covered her eyes, and then she covered the camera
Why do you think she did that?
Maybe she was like, embarrassed
Hide her face so she would get less shy
She wants to just think of that she's singing to herself
Fine bro: If you had a friend that was singing this badly,
and then said 'how did I do?',
what would you tell them?
Monica: Um...
[makes a croaky noise]
It was very...
original
It sounds like a bunch of burning tires at once-
I'm- Don't cry.
I'm sorry
Keep trying,
and get some singing lessons maybe
Clearer voice, a little
And...your nice tone
Fine bro: So you'd try to be nice
'Cause I'm a nice person
How to put this nicely....
Bad.
[Dylan and the Fine Bros laugh]
Children's voices: final video,
pretty girl makes faces!
Woman: [laughing evilly]
This is gonna be scary to some of the younger kids
But why do you look so horrible?
Stop laughing 'cause you're ugly
It's not that funny
[Monica and Lia laughing]
[whispering] I can't breathe
I'm gonna have nightmares about that
Children's voices: Question time!
Fine bro: So what was happening in that video?
She was laughing and um,
twister vision was going on
Terrifying things
I don't know, it looked really weird
She was like wiggling, and too fast,
and it was like [scream] she's so weird!
She looks like a alien! Get away from me!
It's probably fake
Or if it's not, she has to go to a mental asylum
Fine bro: What did her face look like?
Like a goblin!
Pirate hag
Kind of like a donkey
An eyeball-less witch?
She was really disgusting!
Fine bro: I don't know if I would-
Ahhh, la la laaaaa
Fine bro: [chuckles] What is that song?
Uhm, it's just,
I make up songs
Fine bro: So, it was kinda scary?
Yeah
Oh yeah, when she stared right at me
She sounds like,
like some evil emperor, just tryna
meh meh meh meh meh meh meh [impression of evil laugh]
It's freaky!
I wanna see her real face, actually
'Cause I wonder what she looks like
Fine bro: we can show you
Really?
Fine bro: yeah
Okay, maybe that's not what I pictured her to look like
Her face still is huge
Why's she moving her teeth like that?
That's scary!
[Fine bro laughs]
It looks like she's trying to like,
eat someone
People think she's just crazy laughing like this
[making demented sea lion noises]
[Fine bro(s) laugh]
[weird humming sound]
[strange humming]
[Fine bros and Monica laugh]
[constipated whale noises]
[constipated crying noises]
[Fine bros laugh]
Thanks for watching!
Thanks for watching!
Let me know what videos I should watch next!
I wanna watch cats!
I wanna watch ponies!
And thanks for watching, people!