(Ben) Elliot is passed out

(Annoying Frozen (Movie) song plays from the TV)

Haha he's watching Frozen (Movie)

(Ben) I've got...

(Ben) I've got some...

(Ben) I've got some period pads and I've got some wax strips, Today is period face!

(Ben) I've put wax strips on the period pad, sorry bro!

(Annoying Frozen playing in the background still)

(Elliot) BEN!!!!

(Ben) Hahahaha!!

(Elliot) Stop recording!! or ill rip your god damn hair out!!

(Ben) Calm down! You look like your on your period or something...

(Elliot) No shi...

(Ben) Elliot! Calm down or your going to break something!

(Elliot) I don't care if I break something, I'm going to break you in a minute!

(Elliot) I've got a beard on under this, You don't realize Ben, Grown it for nineteen years!

(Ben) Chill out!

(Ben) This isn't going to work!

(Ben) You've got it...

(Ben) Elliot!

(Ben) You've gotten it stuck to the flippen

(Ben) Tampon

(Elliot) You want some eggs Ben!? Want me to flip your bacon?! I'll just dig it in and dig it back out!

(Ben) One!

(Elliot) Ahh!

(Ben) Stay still! stay still! stay still!

(Elliot, holding back his tears) That was nineteen years of hair!

(Ben) Elliot its a beard, Chill out, you'll grow one back next week..

(Elliot ;_; ) Not as good as that... Do you know how many women I pulled with that!?

(Ben) Elliot, Elliot, hang on, if we just..

(Ben) Where are we going now?

(Elliot) The pub

(Elliot) Oh great, what a coincidence...

(Ben) What's the matter?

(Elliot) Farmer Chris is here...

(Ben) What's the matter, what's the matter with him?

(Farmer Chris) Hello, what the bloody hell is on your face?

(Elliot) Shut up

(Elliot) Why are you recording? Stop recording!

(Ben) Elliot calm down, what's the matter?

(Elliot) They kicked me out of the pub

(Ben) Why did they kick you out!?

(Elliot) Because I look like a parasite

(Ben) A What?

(Elliot) I looked like a parasite and I'm scaring away all the customers

(Elliot) I was allowed in the door for five minutes Ben

(Elliot) Five minutes!

(Elliot) I'm a laughing stock in there Ben

(Ben) Elliot, just rip it off already

(Elliot) Look at how swollen I got

(Ben) What's happen to your jaw Elliot!?

(Elliot) I've obviously got an allergic reaction to it and I want to

(Elliot) I think I need a jaw amputation if I don't rip it off!

(Ben) Your not going to have a jaw amputation, just rip it off already Elliot

(Ben) Three!

(Ben) Two!!

(Ben) Come on! go fast!

(Elliot) Stop it!

(Ben) Faster, go!!

(Ben) Elliot wh.. Elliot were is... Where's your mole gone Elliot!? Where's your mole gone!?

(Elliot) My bloody mole!!