- OUR FAMILY IS VERY BUSY.

IT'S A VERY BUSY COUPLE OF WEEKS AT THE AFFLECK HOUSE.

- BUSY TIME. - YEAH.

- SO YOU HAVE TWO MOVIES OUT. - YES.

- BEN HAS THE NUMBER ONE--

- HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE. - HE HAS A LITTLE MOVIE.

- IT'S JUST, LIKE, A-- YEAH, I MEAN,

HE DOES TECHNICALLY HAVE A MOVIE OUT, BUT--

- BUT JUST ONE. - YEAH.

BUT I'VE GOT TWO. - TWO.

RIGHT, SO YOU WIN.

- SO, I MEAN, IT'S LIKE, WHATEVER.

- NOW, HE SEEMS TO BE DOING WELL WITH THAT LITTLE MOVIE.

IT'S THE NUMBER ONE MOVIE IN THE COUNTRY RIGHT NOW.

- I KNOW. HOW ABOUT THAT? - CONGRATULATIONS.

- WE'RE REALLY EXCITED. - SO NOW, ARE YOU COMPETITIVE?

ARE YOU GONNA TRY TO KNOCK HIM DOWN?

- WELL, "MEN, WOMEN & CHILDREN,"

THIS COOL LITTLE MOVIE I DID WITH JASON REITMAN,

IS OPEN IN FOUR THEATERS.

BUT, YES, I MEAN, BOY.

NEXT WEEKEND? WHOA.

IT'S GONNA BE - WHOO! BAD.

- THOSE FOUR THEATERS ARE GONNA TAKE ALL THE MONEY.

- YEAH, POOR "GONE GIRL." IT'S GONNA BE GONE...

- YEAH, THAT'S A SHAME.

-NOW...GIRL. - GIRL.

- NOW, LET'S TALK ABOUT - CAN WE TALK ABOUT "GONE GIRL"

JUST FOR A SECOND, BECAUSE...

- SURE.

- MAYBE WHY - THE REASON IT'S NUMBER ONE IS,

HE'S SHOWING HIS--

- HIS PENIS. - HIS--YEAH.

- MM-HMM. MM-HMM. - YEP.

- I THINK YOU'RE PROBABLY ON TO SOMETHING,

AND I JUST - I MEAN, WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS,

YOU'RE WELCOME.

AND-

[cheers and applause]

YOU KNOW, I JUST - I TRY TO CONSIDER MYSELF

A CHARITABLE PERSON, AND I WANTED TO GIVE BACK.

YOU GIVE ME SO MUCH,

I WANTED TO GIVE SOMETHING BACK TO ALL OF YOU.

WE CERTAINLY APPRECIATE IT.

- UH-HUH. I KNOW YOU DO.

- NOW, FORGIVE ME IF I DON'T KNOW THIS.

IS THIS THE FIRST TIME HE'S BEEN FRONTAL NUDE

IN A FILM?

- UM, OUTSIDE OF OUR...

- THE FILMS THAT YOU DO AT HOME, YEAH.

- OUTSIDE OF OUR VERY RACY FILMS? -FILMS AT HOME.

- YES. - YEAH.

NOW - AND DID HE - WAS HE NERVOUS ABOUT IT?

WERE YOU NERVOUS ABOUT IT?

DID YOU TALK ABOUT IT?

- YEAH, IT WAS A DISCUSSION.

IT WAS LIKE, "HEY, YOU KNOW, AT WORK TODAY,

FINCHER TALKED ME INTO COMING OUT OF THE SHOWER."

AND I WAS LIKE, "OH, COOL.

WELL, I HOPE HE HAD ON A WIDE LENS."

I MEAN, YOU KNOW. - YEAH.

- IF YOU'RE GONNA GO THERE, ELLEN,

YOU HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY THERE.

YOU CAN'T ASK ME TO TALK ABOUT THIS AND NOT JUST

BE READY FOR WHATEVER.

- OH, I'M READY. BRING IT.

- OKAY, ALL RIGHT. - BRING IT.