I've gathered you here, because I

have an important announcement.

This is the opposite of "The Simpsons."

It's been a great run.

Just kidding!

"The Simpsons" will never end!

Now I've told you two lies.

And to prove that we're live, on "Saturday Night Live"

last night, Drake was terrible.

Now to take your calls.

Let's go to Hannah.

Hannah, you're talking to Homer.

HANNAH (ON PHONE): Hi there, Homer.

My quest--

Yes.

HANNAH (ON PHONE): My question for you is, who you like

more, Lenny or Carl, and why?

Let's see.

I like Lenny, because he's the black guy.

And-- wait a minute, no.

Carl's the-- wait, let me get back to you

when I figure out who's who.

Let's go to the next question.

Amanda?

AMANDA (ON PHONE): I was wondering if you can give me

any tips or tricks for making it look like I'm hard at work

but really am relaxing or taking a nap.

Always wear glasses with our eyes glued on to them.

Next question.

George, I think.

Hello, George.

Shoot.

GEORGE (ON PHONE): Hello, Homer.

What's your question?

GEORGE (ON PHONE): So my question is pizza related.

Do you prefer--

Pizza.

GEORGE (ON PHONE): --Chicago deep dish or New York style?

Let's see.

I prefer Chicago deep dish, because I like Italian better

than Chinese.

And now let's go to a planted call with a planted question.

Let's go to-- hello, Joel.

JOEL (ON PHONE): Homer, how are you doing?

I'm doing all right.

Is that your question?

JOEL (ON PHONE): I was wondering, what kind of car

do you drive?

A Sa-- oh, uh, I drive a hybrid, which is a combination

of old and terrible.

Next caller.

Chris.

Yes, Chris, what's your question or comment?

CHRIS (ON PHONE): My question is, what's your favorite job?

What was your favorite job?

My favorite job would have been being

an astronaut, because everything was done for me.

And also, I could get away from the boy.

Well, that's it.

That's it, ladies and gentlemen.

We've come to my closing remarks.

It only lasted three minutes, like eating

cheeseburgers and making love.

If your call hasn't been taken yet, please continue to hold.

The cast of "Empire" will be answering

questions Wednesday night.

Someone would let them know.

Flashing by are all the credits of the people who

worked long and hard on this.

I have no idea who they are, and now the show is over.

The spotlight dims.

The laughter fades.

Someone call Uber.

And if Bart would just return my pants so

I can move from behind this desk.

Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo.

Waiting on the pants.

Oh, Bart, not culottes.

No.