- I wanna be surprised.

- I don't feel that.

- Really? There's...

- Hey guys, I think we're gonna take off.

- Ah, gay!

(chuckles)

- Excuse me?

- Uh.

- I might be late tonight.

(smack)

- Gay.

(swooshing and creaking)

- Well, thank you!

- Woop.

(squeak and thud)

(loud sigh)

- You know, can I just get some, like,

chicken and steamed vegetables?

- And I just want a house salad,

no cheese, dressing on the side.

(crunching)

- Hi, uh, can I do the rose and rye, like gold dusted?

- And, um, Macallan 18 with just one ice cube.

- Ooh, fancy. Hmm.

- Beer in can, beer in a bottle?

- Beer in a bottle.

- Ooh, fancy.

- You're a trickster.

- I am. Ticked you into staying with me.

- That's true. (smack)

(loud background conversations)

- Aren't you freezing?

- No.

- Do you want my coat?

- No, no. I look super cute.

(exasperated sigh)

- Mmm, super cute.

- Fuck off, I'm cold.

- Okay, Banjo.

Banjo (clicks tongue) bow!

- [Group] Aww!

- Yeah, I taught him that.

(sigh)

- Did you teach him this one, too?

(exasperated sigh)

(sheets rustling)

- I don't want to go.

- I love you.

- I love you. - I love you.

I love you more.

- This is not true. - Yeah.

- I am the one who loves you more.

- I'll miss you.

- I'll see you at home?

- Yes, I will see you at home.

(sigh)

- Hey, I love you.

(smack)

- I love you, too.

- Gay!

(chuckles)

It is gay, it is gay.

(swooshing and squeaking)