Placeholder Image

Subtitles section Play video

  • - Vin Diesel is officiating,

  • K-Ci & JoJo sing All My Life as I walk down the aisle,

  • teacup pig is my ring-bearer.

  • It's underwater or in space, one of the two.

  • You know, either way I'm down.

  • It's gonna be a cool wedding.

  • (upbeat soft piano music)

  • - You know, I've thought about my wedding.

  • And honestly, I'm just afraid that I'm gonna cry.

  • - Must have great food.

  • I love food, so the catering has to be on-point.

  • - My ideal wedding is probably like BYOB potluck.

  • - Then suddenly, sliders come out.

  • (bleep) yeah, sliders.

  • - Oh, here's something I thought about.

  • I kinda want a pecan pie instead of a wedding cake.

  • - Ooh, the music?

  • Oh (bleep), I didn't even think about the music.

  • - Our first dance would be like

  • a really sweet, quiet, slow song.

  • Then, all of a sudden, it just turns into the most hood-ass,

  • ass-shaking music you ever heard in your life

  • and we're just grinding on each other.

  • - Ja Rule, Fat Joe, get all that.

  • Destiny's Child? Goin' down.

  • - My husband and I either have to wear black or navy.

  • No one's gonna wear white.

  • - If I'm gonna roll out and get married,

  • I'm gonna be as swagged-out as possible.

  • - Open bar and pinball, that's all we need.

  • - Yeah, to people who say men don't dream

  • about their weddings, you're talking to the wrong dudes.

  • There's some romantic dudes out there.

  • I'm one of 'em.

  • I'm also single, so get at me.

  • - I think it's a big misconception that, you know,

  • everyone thinks it's the little girl

  • that's dreaming about her wedding day.

  • But, it should be talked about more

  • that men dream about that day just as much.

  • - I'm gay and so gay marriage wasn't legal until recently.

  • So, I mean, yeah, I fantasize about things here and there.

  • - While I don't dwell on it or dream about it

  • to a huge extent, I think about it and I'm excited about it.

  • I mean, I can't wait, I'll say, I can't wait to get married.

  • I think it's gonna be great.

- Vin Diesel is officiating,

Subtitles and vocabulary

Click the word to look it up Click the word to find further inforamtion about it