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Hey guys, so I know it's been a while since
we hung down and it's a little awkward 'cause
it's been like 2 years now, but um,
any of you wanna-
Regina: Wait, why do you guys all have the same nose scar as me?
Did you guys also make a accident with your curling iron?
R-Dizzle: Yeah, actually-
Hanate: Hai
Ryan: What? No, I know for a fact that we got that from a sword
you know, from when we were filming the Fruit Ninja video?
Regina: Maybe you did, I got mine from a curling iron.
R-Dizzle: Yeah, me too.
Ryan: Well, no, I know for a fact that we got it from- Regina: You weren't there, you don't even know!
Ryan: I mean, I do know because I created you, so I kinda would-
R-Dizzle: What?!
Regina: No you didn't, you're not a god, you're not my mom, you're not a carpenter, you don't make things!
Ryan: Look, you know what, forget I said that, you're right, we got that from a curling iron.
R-Dizzle: Hold up.
What are you trying to say, that we're not real?
Ryan: No, I mean-
Regina: I don't get it, are we not real people?
Ryan: I-
R-Dizzle: Yeah, what are we? We have a right to know.
Ryan: Look, I don't think we should go down that road right now so-
Regina: Wait, is this a real road or a fake road?
Ryan: What?
Regina: Or a railroad?!
R-Dizzle: Rocky road?
Regina: *gasp* Rocky road!
R-Dizzle: Like the ice cream? Rocky road?-
Regina: Yeah!
Hanate: How come I the only one with Canadian accent?
R-Dizzle: Yeah, why is that?
Ryan: Canadian? What? Look guys, let's not complicate things, okay?
Regina: Well then just tell us: are we fake or real?
R-Dizzle: Are we like versions of you but like cooler?
Ryan: Come on guys, we really shouldn't-
Regina: Maybe we're all twins!
R-Dizzle: Or what if this is all a dream, like in that one movie-
Ryan: I really don't think that-
R-Dizzle: Titanic.
Hanate: I think I from Canada.
Look guys, please, I'm begging you, let's please not do this like-
R-Dizzle: Or maybe we're just clones of you, but better looking!
Regina: Oh my God, like in Attack Of The Clones?!
R-Dizzle: Yeah!
Regina: Are you attacking the Jedi's?
*R-Dizzle and Hanate gasp*
Regina: You made us the bad guys?! Why?!
Ryan: What is happening to this conversation?-
Regina: I hate Star Trek, why would you do this to us, Ryan?
R-Dizzle: Seriously bro, that's messed up.
Hanate: I still think I'm from Canada.
Ryan: STOP, OKAY?! Just stop! I don't know what you guys are, okay?
I don't even know what I am in all this.
I started this like 4 years ago,
and I wasn't thinking about that, okay?
Look, the only reason why I started doing this series again is because people kept asking for it.
Hanate, stop!
Hanate: Oh, sorry.
Ryan: Look, if this is how it's gonna be whenever we hang out,
then I don't want to continue doing this, okay?
So can we please just drop it?
And just start over?
Regina: So are we the Jedi's then?
Ryan: UGH.
Ryan: Alright, so now that we finally cleared things up, let's start talking about-
Regina: We didn't clear anything up.
Ryan: Ssh!
Regina: But you said to drop it; we didn't really clear-
Ryan: Ssh!
Regina: But you said-
Ryan: Ssh!
Regina: But-!
Ryan: Ssshhh
Regina: If you're trying to do a fire extinguisher, you're doing it wrong.
Ryan: Look, whether you guys are making it up or not,
why don't we go back to talking about your stories?
Regina: What stories?
Ryan: Your nose scars. I mean, you guys should already know my story.
Ryan: You know? The fruit ninja filming?
I got hit by a watermelon? The watermelon hit a sword, which hit my face?
I posted a video about it?
Come on, the video "Fruit Ninja Fail"?
Everyone else- Ohhh that one
Regina: No I didn't like that one.
R-Dizzle: Yeah, I didn't...that one sucked, man. So boring
Hanate: Canada.
Ryan: *sigh* Anyway, yeah, that story. What happened to you guys?
Regina: I told you, my curling iron did this.
Ryan: Okay, then what about you two?
R-Dizzle: Curling iron.
Hanate: Curling iron.
Ryan: Look, if you guys are gonna make things up,
at least make them different from each other!
R-Dizzle: Why do you keep saying we're making things up?
Ryan: Because you are!
Regina: Maybe you're the one that's making things up!
Ryan: I have video proof of what happened! It's uploaded.
Regina: Uh, so do we!
Ryan: You do
Regina: Uh, yeah.
Regina: So there I was, I was doing my norm-
Regina: Hanate!
Hanate: Oh sorry
Regina: So there I was,
*bright music*
*barking noise*
*lightsaber noise*
*laser noises*
Marley: Oh nooo
*slow motion of Regina's yell*
Regina: And that's when the curling-iron-lightsaber cutted my nose.
Hanate: *gasp*
R-Dizzle: Whoa, can't believe that! That actually happened.
Ryan: So I guess you finally watched Star Wars, huh?
Regina: What is that?
Ryan: *sigh* Let's just move on. R-Dizzle, what happened to you?
And please do not say that it was a-
R-Dizzle: Curling iron.
Ryan: You don't even have hair to curl, how could you have possibly gotten-
R-Dizzle: Shut up!
Ryan: Okay.
R-Dizzle: So there I was, like every 15 minutes of my day, curling iron.
R-Dizzle: 98!
99!
100!
Such an easy warm-up for me.
Ryan: You did 3 curls.
R-Dizzle: What?!
Ryan: I mean, you started counting at 98, so you technically only did 3 curls.
R-Dizzle: You trying to make me angry?
Ryan: What, no, you're clearly the toughest guy I know! I know better than to do that!
R-Dizzle: You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Ryan: No please R-Dizzle, you're too cool and strong and you can read gooder than me!
R-Dizzle: Too late. *yells*
Ryan: Oh no, I have to stop him from being so strong and cool!
*grunt*
R-Dizzle: Is that all you got?
Ryan: Ohhh no!
*monstrous yell*
Ryan: Seriously?
R-Dizzle: What?
Ryan: That is just as unrealistic as Regina's story.
I know that didn't happen, you even put ME in the story!
R-Dizzle: Well if you don't want to be in it next time, don't throw a weight at my face!
Regina: Yeah, why would you even do that?
R-Dizzle: Right?
Ryan: Hanate, please tell me your story is even somewhat believable.
Hanate: SOOO there I was, it was the year 2000 and 10
Announcer: Next up, team Canada!
Coach 1: Hanate, I need you to focus okay, we need you to get the perfect score
in order for us to take home the gold medal.
Coach 2: This is what you trained for, this is what you worked for, your whole life!
I believe in you, hard!
Coach 1: You can do this.
Coach 2: So hard!
Hanate: Don't worry coaches, I got this.