Thank you, I know. I know I am awesome.

Thank you. (laughter)

Welcome back to the Ryan Higa show.

You might remember us from 2006 when we first started

but got cancelled after two shows due to the whole views and ratings.

(booing)

I know. I know.

You know what they say, though?

What do you do when you fall off the horse?

You make lemonade.

(laughter)

That was a good one.

We have a very special guest coming on tonight.

A lot of you new to the show might not recognize him right away,

but he has been in my videos since the very beginning,

from How to be Ninja to Bromance,

please welcome...Sean Fu--

Fu-jai-osh-ai. Sean Fujiyoshi.

- Hey, how's it going? Nice to meet you. - (audience cheers)

You already know me. Why are you acting like this?

Just have a seat. Have a seat.

So, Sean, tell me a little bit about how you really got started?

(Sean) Why do you keep calling me that?

- What? - Seen...you keep saying Seen.

Well, what do you want me to call you...God?

(laughter from audience)

So tell me, Sean, a lot of people have been commentating

on my videos lately, saying things like, "Where's Sean?

I haven't seen Sean in a long time! Has anybody seen Sean?"

(Ryan) Where have you been?

Why haven't you been in videos lately?

- Do you really want me to answer that? - Uh-huh.

- But you already know where I've been. - Uh-huh.

- And you could just tell everybody where-- - Uh-huh.

(sighing) Alright, well, I've been--

Time out! Sean, this is the Ryan Higa Show,

not the Sean-Bores-Everyone-To-Death- With-His-Life-Story Show, right?

(laughter from audience)

I-I don't know what's going on.

- So tell me, Sean-- (Seen) - SEAN! (Shawn)

Stan, you said you're actually in college in Oregon,

studying Engineering, correct?

I didn't actually get to say that but, yes, that's correct.

Then tell me then:

- What is a Liopleurodon? - (audience ooooohs)

That's not really an Engineering question, so--

- Uh-huh. - I wouldn't know--

Uh-huh.

This is starting to get really weird--

And we'll be right back after a few words from our sponsors.

- Stay tuned. - (audience applauds)

Blah blah, blah blah blah. Blah blah blah.

(gentle piano music)

(gasping)

My gosh! You startled me.

Don't be afraid, 'cause I'm here.

- (gasping) - And I'll always be here.

(gentle piano music)

(singing) Every kite becomes with K.

- That wasn't a real commercial. - You're not a real commercial.

- And we're back! - (audience applauds)

For those of you just joining us, we're here with Stan Fijiwanabran.

- Tell me, Stan-- - Sean! (Shawn)

- Sean! (Seen) - Sean! (Shawn)

- Sean? (Shawn) - Yes!

So tell me, Jason, are there any new projects you're working on?

Are you actually gonna let me say it this time

or are you just gonna cut me off again?

- Uh-huh. - Uh-huh, you mean you're gonna

let me speak, or uh-huh you're just gonna--

So Sean is actually working on starting up his own YouTube channel.

- Of course, after he graduates from college. - (audience ooohs)

That's actually correct...for once!

And he has a little clip that he wants to show you guys

as a preview to what his channel's gonna look like.

So take a look.

I kinda edited your clip. I hope you don't mind.

Wait, what?

What's up, everybody? Sean Fujiyoshi here.

I just wanted to let you all know that I will be starting

a new YouTube channel and it's gonna be awes--

AWWWESOME!

Because if you subscribe to Sean, you'll be seeing things similar to this:

Action!

Drama!

Comedy.

Legit parkour!

Wigs!

Beautiful turns to the camera.

Beautiful turns to the camera with wigs!

Beautiful turns to the camera with wigs and parkour!

LAMP!

Big, bouncy inflatable green ball!

More LAMP!

Hard and black realistic but not real gun.

LAMBS!

And, of course, lots of scenes with Sean in it

that you've never seen before!

Sean--

So stay tuned and keep an eye out because my channel

should be coming out very soon.

But my channel's already here!

You know what? I'm done with this sh*t.

Wow, what the f*ck?!

Dude, don't f*cking swear on my show!

Is this funny to you?!

Making fun of me?

(children cheering)

(audience gasps)

I'm not making fun of you, Sean.

You know, I can't believe, after everything we've been through,

you still treat me like this. Even on your own show.

I mean, we've known each other for so long.

(Sean) Not just the videos we've done together,

not even all the blood, sweat and tears we shared in high school sports,

but we've known each other since we were little kids.

And yet I come here, all the way from Oregon,

and you can't even say my name right?

- Is that really all you want? - Just say my name.

- Say your name. - Say my name.

Truth is...I don't even know your name.

I know your mother's name...

Destiny.

What?

Everybody give it up for our guest tonight, Destiny's child!

(Destiny's Child: Say My Name)

Tee hee!

(farting)

(laughter off set)

Sorry.

Alright?

(laughter)

What're you laughing about?

My back hurts when I laugh, dude.

Why is that?

- Sean. (Seen) - Sean! (Shawn)

Sen.

(laughter)

(singing) Every kite begins with K!

- (singing) Every kite begins with K! - Okay, sorry.

Five, six, seven, eight:

- (singing) Every kite-- - (laughter)

(singing) Every kite begins with K!

That sounded good, dude!