I haven't hum...

...seen you guys since Halloween.

It's good to have everybody back!

Yo, why are we here for?

I was about to get there but

but apparently a lot of people didn't get the ending

to our last Skitzo video.

What are you talking about?

You know, the last Skitzo episode we did?

The thirty minute Halloween video?

I don't recall.

We didn't do that.

It wasn't even that long ago,

how do you guys not remember?

What was the name of it?

"The Last Skitzo"!

It is?

It is what?

The last one?

What?

If that's the last Skitzo,

then what is this then?

Where am I? I'm lost!

No Regina, that wasn't really the last!

I don't know where I am!

You guys know how to get to Ryan's house?

Hai.

I'm suppose to be there for a video...

Yeah! I think that's like one street over.

Oh my gosh! Thank you!

No! Regina sit down!

Look, that obviously wasn't the last Skitzo!

That's what I've been trying to say

this whole time!

People just thought it was because of the title!

Title of what?

The video!

What video ?

"The Last Skitzo" !

Oh my god! It is!

I'm lost again!

Ugh.

Alright, now that everyone knows what we are talking about,

we are all in the same page, right?

Yah

Hai.

Page 3.

What?

Wait, are we on page 4?

Nah, I think we're still on page 2.

Oh, okay.

No guys! There is no actual pages!

Yes there are!

See?

Ryan says: "What are you guys talking about?"

"There is no actual pages."

Regina says : "Yes there are!"

See Regina holds up script and reads:

"Ryan says..."

Okay, that's not supposed to be in this.

Just put that down.

No!

I'm just kidding you guys.

It actually says : "Regina puts down script.."

but..

I'm a rebel.

I don't even have script!

I don't know how to read.

Anyway, now that we're all on the same p...

I mean we all know what we're talking about

We all know that Skitzo is not completely ending...

but I do think it is time that we come up with some new shows

You know we've got to keep this channel fresh

We gotta come up with shows that people actually want to see

Skits like these are a thing in the past!

Oh, I can do that, it's easy!

(Laughs) I've got some ideas!

Hai!

Well, that's...good then...let's see your ideas!

Who want's to go first

I'll go!

Sounds good, let's hear it.

So I know this channel has a lot of guys that watch

but I think we're missing out on all the young girls.

'Cause young girls need somebody to like up to, you know ?

Somebody that say young...and smart...and beautiful...

and smart...and intelligent...and all six of those things put together!

And I'm gonna do just that with my new show

that has one of my best friends

and it's called...

"Beautiful, young, smart, intelligent...

Oh yeah! My show is called: "Reginers and Shawndies."

Hi! I'm Regina! But you can call me Reginers.

and I'm Shawnda but you can call me Shawndies!

But when we're together,

you can just call us:

RHAWNDERIES!

Which I know sounds like a racist joke about

an asian saying the word "laundry"

but it's not !

We're not racist!

and we hate laundry!

We're just:

Reginers and Shawndies!

So welcome back and thank you guys again for tuning into our show.

If you guys don't already know, were the coolest teens in our school.

We're homeschooled!

And we're gonna teach you guys how to be coolies like us!

Isn't that right Shawndies?

Yeah.

Right?

Duh.

Okay.

Right?

Most of our swaggiest friends live by the motto of YOLO.

You Only Live Once.

But the cooler and swaggier kids live by a completely new motto

that we made up.

Awesomely Never Not Obeying Yolo Is Not Good!

Also, known as annoying!

Which basically means you should awesomely live your life because you only live once.

Because if you don't, that's not good.

And today, we're going to teach you guys how to sound like an annoying teen, just like us!

The first step in sounding like an annoying teen is to shorten your words.

Words are long.

If something is crazy, all you have to say is:

Oh my god, that is so cray!

If something is amazing, all you have to say is:

Woah that is so a maze.

And if something is crazy amazing, all you have to do is put the two together and say:

Oh my god woah, that is so craymay

*ding*

The next step in sounding like an annoying teen is simple.

All you have to do is add ers or ies to any word, and it instantly becomes annoying!

For example,

Hey Shawndies are you hungers right now?

So totes hungers, how 'bout you?

Oh my god, I got the rumblies in my tummers.

We should totally go to Chipoties

Love Chipoters

Oh my god, Chipoters is life!

Oh my god

I can't even!

And the last tip we have for you to sound like an annoying teen is to make up your own trendy word!

Just like Gretchen did in the movie Mean Girls!

She made up the word "fetch!"

And it was completely new and completely original!

The most unswag thing you can do as a teen is

to use somebody else's trend words.

Swag!

Oh, my god what the fu-

*beep*

Make sure you make up your own original word.

Don't copy.

All you have to is to think of a completely different word that relates to the word that you really wanna say!

Like if you see a guy that's looking really cool, you can say:

"Oh my god, that guy is so cold!"

Because cool and cold are like twinsie words!

Yeah, and it's if he's hot and he's cold!

He's yes and he's no!

Oh, my god: Just like the Katy Perry song!

He's totes Kate Pers!

More like Cat Purs for sure!

Cat purs are like dog barks!

Dogs are so adorbs!

Yeah but barks are not!

Yeah but barks are from trees

But like trees have branches

So branches are like sticks!

And like dogs and sticks do go together!

Yeah because when you throw a stick, dogs like to "fetch!"

Oh my god that's the perfect word he is so fetch!

So proud we made it up!

So thank you guys again so much for watching

Let us know if you have any other teen related questions and put them in the comment box below!

All you have to do is hashtag Reginers and Shawndies and we may answer you next!

But until then, I'm Reginers, and I'm Shawndies.

And together, we're just: Reginers and Shawndies!

*Laughing and cheering*

Who's clapping? We don't even have an audience.

So..?

What'd you guys think?

I should've thought of that, that's a good idea.

I mean it's definitely something..

Yeah I was thinking of that too, something, yeah.

I knew it was something.

Umm..

Anyway, Hanate,

R-Dizzle, one of you guys wanna go next?

Yep

. . .

I'm not trying to rush you but like, are you gonna tell us?

I'm already doing it.

You're doing it? How?

You haven't even said a word.

Oh, I gotta say it out loud?

I thought if I just thought about it, it would just show up..

No..

Oh

It's a common mistake.

Well, my show is basically want everybody comes to the internet to see;

Pranks.

I mean pranks do well, but, it's not that original..

I mean I just did put out a video about prankers going too far.

Exactly, that's what makes my pranks different.

But how?

See, all those prankers that are taking it too far,

I'm gonna prank them, but even farther - further.

further...I don't know how to read..

*laughs*

Got you bro! *laughs more*

Dude I got you so bad!

- Oh, why'd you do that man?

It was prank, it was a prank!

*phone rings*

Hello?

Mister Charles Brown?

Yeah this is Charles Brown, who's this?

Hello Charles (Char-less) this is Doctor R-Dizzle --

I mean, Doctor Dizzle-R..

Junior, at the third, fourth.. The 34th.

Your, uh, y-your parents were recently in a car accident

and you were their emergency contact.

Oh my god, what happened, are they okay?

Yes uh, they're both still alive but in critical condition.

We're gonna need you to come down here immediately.

Yeah of course, I'll be right there.

*ominous music*

Ow! Dude, come on.

Mister Brown (bro-in)?

It's brown.

Hahaha, like poo.

Um, uh sorry *clears throat*

Come on, where's my parents, can I see them?

Yes, uh, you will be able to see them shortly but

I do have to inform you that..

Wait hold on, where are my dolls?..

Can you hold this real quick?

Thank you.

What is this?

Sometimes we use the dolls to explain to kids what really happens so they're not shocked.

I don't need that!

Well imma do it anyway!

Oh um, sorry, uh..

Look your father.. we had to amputate both of his arms;

and well, your mother coincidentally, we had to amputate both of her legs.

What the hell happened..

We actually thought the best course of action was to take

both one arm and one leg from both your mother and father and sew them on each other..

so that they'd at least have one of each.

Wait, what??

The only problem is..I kind of mixed up the arm and the leg during the surgery?

What? What does that even mean?

Well it means that we accidentally sewed the same leg on your father and the same arm on your mother,

so now..

No! This can't be happening!

It is....i-it did.

Uh Mr. Poop Color, there's actually one more thing I need to inform you.

What else could you have possibly done you stupid son of a --

None of this is true bro!