So Elliot's just taking a shower.

(AAAAGGGGHHHH!)

What he doesn't know, is that last night, I took his clothes, his shower towel and his boxer shorts

put them in the tumble dryer with one of these.

If you don't know what it is, it's a stinging nettle. The moment you touch one of these they itch and they kill.

(AAGH!)

Elliot, I'm sorry Bro!

Why are you recording?

Because I could hear you screaming Eliot, I actually...

...Have you seen my back?

What do you... what?

What is it?

It was not there two days ago!

What the hell?

Elliot you've got...

And it's really itchy!

Look at my chest!

What's these lumps?!

I don't know Eliot! You've clearly got some infection or something!

I haven't slept with anyone!

I didn't mean...

They're on my bum!

They're even on my dick!

Put it away Elliot! Put it away! That's disgusting!

(Inaudible) I am covered in this rash!

Elliot what the heck are you doing now?

(Inaudible) Ben.

And I don't like that you're recording me.

What are you doing?!

Elliot what are you doing?!

Shut up!

-Elliot what are you doing?! - Shut up!

I'm itching!

Elliot!

Oh mate! It's getting worse! Stop it's getting worse!

Tell me something I don't know Ben!

Elliot you've probably got fleas from Norman or something.

Norman's got fleas.

Obviously! He's a cat!

NORMAN!

Elliot

Elliot stop! You can't...

Marge. Norman's given me fleas, you piece of shit!

Get him out here NOW!

That bloody cat has given me fleas!

Now get off!

Elliot, what the heck are you doing?!

Scratching my back!

No! I just bought them last week!

What? A pair of old football boots?

They're signed by Gareth Bale you donk!

Well he bloody watches your videos, doesn't he!

I don't know! What does that matter Eliot?!

He's Welsh!

Elliot stop! This is too expensive!

Well Ben! Look at me!

Elliot what are you doing now?!

Burning my stuff

What?

Burning my stuff!

Why are you burning it?

Elliot why... what you?

Cause I've got fleas!

Elliot you just washed them!

Fleas have sex and they multiply!

This is stupid Elliot you don't just do that.. WOAH! Jeepers Elliot!

He's cooling down!

What are these?

Are they stingies?

Shit!

Why have you put them on me?

Cause you haven't got fleas you dunk! Elliot I put the stingies with your clothes in the tumble dryer!

BEN!

Wait... what? You mean I just threw out half my wardrobe because of stingies?!

I put those in there as well Elliot!

Shit!

Elliot! AAGH! You gave me a... Elliot!

Stop recording!