Favorite videos

Favorite videos

Favorite videos

(AWESOME DUBSTEP BRO!!!)

Hey, welcome

Today we're gonna watch the favorite videos

The yearly show where I watch my favori...

(MOAR DUBSTEP)

This is the second year around that we do this

I'm really excited (creepy smile)

Let's watch

I think my favorite... this is one of my favorite videos

because even years after I saw this video

I have no fucking clue what this is about.

And if you what they're saying

I don't want you to comment and be like:

"oh no this is a commercial for tampons".

Just don't tell me.

That would ruin the mystery. *someone will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

But let's watch.

*Weird shits about to happen*

Already this guy is me

*Dat majestic face*

Poods singing like a pro

What is it about?

(That butt-chin tho)

*a wild sword appears*

I need to know what is it about

Don't tell me what it's about! *someone will ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

But I need to know

what language is that?

Roy kho coupah so

What the fuck does that mean!? *GOOGLE TRANSLATE INTENSIFIES

Ouch, shit!

Look at his fucking chin. (Poods wished he has one)

POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE POTATOE

Look at the chin

I don't know what the product is BUT I will have ten "roy kho copah sue"

Alright my favorite video number 2 (oh no)

Ahh... won't make any fucking sense either. (ok)

Especially cause it's a swedish video and it's a famed swedish actor

Jakob Eklund

who says "va fan"

which basically means "what the fuck" or...yeah that's what it means (swedish 101)

and... he just likes to say it alot

It's kinda like the... (dat face)

Let's just watch!

*VAD FAN ALL THE WAY*

It's so good

I don't know... ehh...it might just be a swedish thing

I can't tell, let me know

It's just one of my favorite.

It's dear in my heart (I can see why)

I don't what to tell you *VAD FAN*

Oh, this is a video I like to go back in (shit)

you know you watch things and you notice how they've changed.

And this is one of those videos

where you are like: "no, nothing has really changed".

It's Lucas Molyneux, ahh...

made a message to Valve...

Basically Lucas is the son of Peter Molyneux

which (*who) is a very famous game developer publisher..

uhh... and his son wants Half-Life 3 to come out

(COULD IT BE????)

[Kid]: I've been trying to entertain myself with portal and everything

He's been trying to entertain himself with portal and everything

LET POODS ENTERTAIN YA ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ

That poor boy :((

[Kid]: I think you make really good games and stuff and uh.....

I'm gonna have to agree with Lucas Molyneux

that you do make very good games

when you actually make them

FEEL THE BURN

Alright, I have weird taste in Youtube videos (tru dat)

Shut up

Just watch what he says next

[Kid]: but I've been waiting so long... [Pewds]: he's been waiting so long for Half-Life 3 to come out :(

[Kid]: umm...

[Kid]: umm...hint can you tell me where Half-Life 3 is based and...

[Kid]: is the demo out yet?

Is the demo out yet? (THERE WILL NEVER BE A DEMO)

*dem tears*

He's asking for the demo

*stop playing with my feels*

This video was made in 2010

He's still waiting, he's still waiting for Half-Life 3!

I don't... I just don't understand

Just make the game

*News music*

Oh boy (FOX INTENSIF... wrong news channel)

OK, here we go

Just watch.

[Reporter LUL]: Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida. Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday.

*laughing* oh, let's just do it again

[Reporter again]: Good evening, I'm Ken Bastida, Dana is off tonight, he was murdered and then set on fire while celebrating his birthday *BURN*

*evil laugh*

I think that's a good excuse to be off from work while... what do you think..

*laughing again*

i wonder if Dana ever returned to work after he got murdered and set on fire

fucking lazy ass Dana what a fucking asshole (bruh)

[Report LUL]: He was murdered and then set on fire [Pewds]: while celebrating his birthday (he died for our sins)

no need for subtitles here

I am dead inside, I have no emotions I have not been able to have an erection for 52 years #dixout4poods

This is also a really good video. (are you ready, kids?)

Its someone that did a Disney version of uhhh, cover of Slipknot's "Wait and bleed"

And it just works really well. I really like this one

*dat voice*

[Pewds]: Makes me wanna party

*Calm guy continues to sing* *Poods dance like a pro*

[Guy]: Get your fucking hands in the fucking air! FUCK YEAH :D

*Beep* (youtube you bastard)

[Woman]: Hi, im Renata Bliss. And im your freestyle dance teacher

*Dance like there's no tomorrow*

*Pewds discovers his life goals*

*Chuckles*

Again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[Woman]: Hi, im Renata Bliss. And im your freestyle dance teacher (dance you majestic creature)

How do you dance like that?? Teach me please, please PLEASE teach me.

[Pewds]: I'm minasha plz

You're minasha plz

Minasha Please *ainsley plz*

[Announcer]: And the award for the most amazing dance moves goes to.....

SLIPPY!!

Please satan. NO MORE DANCING

[Satan]: This is for ainsley

Scientificly accurate uh Ducktales, its a fantastic video (u don't say)

Its an animation of the remake of The Ducktales intro

*Nature and shit*

Oh its like Slippy.

*Male ducks are rapists*

OHHHKAY. Well thats enough for the PewDiePie channel if you want to check out that video *not enough*

I'll recommend it it's really good video. I know that might seem weird for me to say right after that sentence

But it's a great video uhh. I showed too many song anyway ♫male ducks are rapists♫

Oh I loved this video so much. Lets, please i hope you haven't seen this before (Nazi propaganda?)

Because I wanna be the first one to show you

*inhale*

Bullet Ball

[Marc Griffin]: I quit my job, and i sold all my possesions that i could sell.

[Pewds]: This is basically a show where someone comes up with their idea

in front of a bunch of rich people and if they like the idea they will invest in in the the the idea.

Basically like Kickstarter in front of a bunch of rich people *accurate AF*

[Marc Griffin]: My game is going to be an Olympic sport.

[Pewds]: He sold his car, his house and everything he owns because his game is gonna become an Olympic sport.

[Marc]: My name is Marc Griffin and i'm the inventor of Bullet Ball and Bullet Ball Extreme.

[Pewds]: Bullet Ball and Bullet Ball extreme *fascinating*

[Marc]: Bullet Ball is a high caliber table game designed for the 21st century lifestyle.

[Pewds]: The 21st century lifestyle. So its a game on the phone huh. That must be it *philosopher Poods

Its a board game, oh.... Alright *you're a bloody disgrace*

[Marc]: Just like other sports with international appeal such as Basketball, Soccer AND Ping Pong

[Pewds]: AND Ping pong. Like he's trying to copy ping pong that's whats happening

AND it so happenes to be just like ping pong *SPOILER*

[Marc]: Okey. The object of the game is to get the ball past your opponent

[Investor]: Okay

[Marc]: By utilizing your forearms and our hands.

[Investor]: Okay

[Marc]: Okay

[Marc]: My Point!

*Not impressed*

(Such intense)

[Marc]: My Point!

[Pewds]: I wonder if it's a rule that he has to say "My Point" after you win.

[Marc]: That's Bullet Ball.

[Investor]: Uhhh. How much have you invested in this.

[Marc]: I had this vision, 26 years ago.

[Investor]: What happened?

[Pewds]: it took him 26 years to make bullet ball... *Not impressed*

[Investor]: Marc, 26 years is a really long time

[Marc]: Yes it is

[Investor]: Tell me what you have put into this game over those years.

[Investor]: Where are you now?

*Living in pain and distress, thank you*

[Investor]: If you sold everything what do you have now (dafuq)

*My eternal pain* (Emo 2k16)

*dem tears* (REAL ONES)

[Marc]: I have Bullet Ball. (Bullet Ball is love. Bullet Ball is life.)

[Pewds]: UHHHHH

[Marc]: Uh, i don't even have a home to go back to so we're staying in my car. (the sacrifices you make for Bullet Ball)

[Pewds]: BULLET BALL *Poods is interested*

[Investor]: Marc, what would happen if we say no *dance with Renata Bliss*

[Pewds]: NO, no don't say no.

*THAT SUSPENSION*

[Pewds]: How could you say no to that face.

[Marc]: This idea is mine, this is my dream come true, it will happen. It was destined to be.

[Investor]: You're not going to make it with this

[Pewds]: OHH

[Marc]: OH, I totally disagree.

[Investor]: It's not gonna happen.

[Marc]: It will happen.

[Investor]: It won't happen.

[Marc]: Im telling you it will happen.

[Pewds]: No Marc (Marc for president)

[Investor]: Go get your life back, go get a job (and you need to get a soul)

[Marc]: I have my invention. And I'm telling you Bullet Ball is going to be a success.

*Who would reject balls and bullets

[Investor]: I think its a dream

[Marc]: It's an incredible game.

[Investor]: Im gonna say no.

[Pewds]: Orgasm

*More orgasm*

[Investor]: I'm a game inventor. I've invented games, I've sold games.

[Investor]: I'm seriously looking at the gameplay here.

[Pewds]: You're rich. Just just buy one. Just buy one. Buy two. Buy ten.

[Pewds]: Just buy it please. *have mercy on Marc :(

[Investor]: I'm sorry I have to say no.

ANOTHER DREAM SHATTERED

[Pewds]: NO. Bullet Ball, BULLET BALL dammit.

[Pewds]: Can we please 2x. Create a Kickstarter. For Marc Griffin.

[Pewds]: These heartless bastards rejected his idea. Can we please create a Kickstarter.

I will spend 10 grand just on Bullet Ball, to make it happen. Bullet Ball will happen.

I'm serious, I'm not joking. I WANT BULLET BALL

Bullet Ball will happen. It's gonna be an Olympic sport *Paralympic

I'm so fucking pissed. Disgusting. DISGUSTING

[Cutout Pewds]: That's the end of the video. Thanks for watching. *You can never replace him

[Both together]: What's your favourite video, leave a comment down below.

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