first of all, the movie is hilarious.

I was laughing so hard.

And that whole gag reflex thing--

I don't know how you both didn't just lose it

every single time.

- I--I did.

I basically ruined the--

I mean, I ruined, like, 15 takes.

- We did a lot of takes. - Yeah.

Had you met before?

- Met, yeah. We'd met. - Yeah.

- But we didn't really know each other.

- I remember meeting Johnny-- I was invited to, like,

some type of aftershow thing in London.

- Yes.

- And it was the first time we really hung out, and--

- How long ago was this?

- Maybe four or five years ago. - Yeah, four or five years.

- And I went in, and, you know,

I thought I was, like, sort of cool

until I met him.

- [chuckles]

- And then he was, like, so cool

and rolling cigarettes and stuff and--

and I was like, "Wow, I'm a total nerdy mom,

and I'm like"--

[laughter]

And then he was like--

oh, I was like, "Wow, you can roll a cigarette like that?"

And he's like--

- It may not have been a cigarette, Gwyneth, but--

[laughter] - Got a good point.

- So you didn't really know each other,

and then you worked together.

Were there surprises?

Were there-- he's hilarious, isn't he?

That, to me, I think... - No.

- Is a surprise to a lot of people,

is how exactly funny he is.

- He's the funniest person I've ever worked with.

I wet myself and, like, pitted out laughing.

[laughter]

Was that-- was that in the bathtub?

[both laughing] - No, it wasn't.

- 'Cause--because I did wonder.

[laughter]

- Why the water was staying so pleasantly warm?

- It was so warm.

[laughter]

- So what drove you crazy about Johnny?

Tell us the worst thing about him.

- [clicks tongue] - [laughing]

- He's sort of perfect. - Yeah.

- I mean, he's pretty amazing. - Aw.

- Something must have-- no, something must have

driven you crazy working with him.

- You know how, like, your alarm clock might go off,

and it might say, like, "Oh, it's 8:00.

I need to get up and go to work."

- Right.

- I think when Johnny's goes off,

he's like, "Oh, I need to sleep for six more hours."

[laughter]

- Because I have to work today.

- Right. - [chuckles]

- He just has a different-- he's too cool

to follow a regular 24-hour schedule like we do.

- I see.

- I mean, my on time is just slightly late.

That's all. [laughter]

- Right.

- Well, then why don't people tell you, like,

an hour or two earlier so that then you would be.

- I've begged them to.

I've begged them to.

- And they don't do it? - They won't.

They won't fool me.

- [laughing]

- What did--what just--

they don't fool you?

- They can't fool me that way. - I see.

And what does Gwyneth do that is--drives you crazy?

- She's just Gwyneth.

[laughter]

She's just-- look at her.

- Yeah. - Yeah.

- She's fantastic. - She's a wonderful thing.

- She is a wonderful thing.

- All the way. Yeah.

- You each have two children.

How old are your kids now, Gwyneth?

- My daughter's 11, and my son is 8.

- That's crazy. - I know.

It's going fast. - And your kids, Johnny?

- My boy's 12, and my daughter's 15.

- And have they met?

Have your kids met each other?

- Our kids met Jack on set. - That's right, yeah.

- Mm-hmm. - Yeah.

- And what's the easiest?

The girl or the boy?

[laughter]

Yeah, I'll start with Johnny.

- Ha! Um...

Yeah.

[laughter]

Yeah.

- Are they both hard?

- They're both wonderful.

[laughter]

- But, you know, as a-- as a grown man and a father

and, you know, a man, uh...

there's--you--

there's nothing you can understand about a teenage girl.

Nothing. - Yeah?

- [laughing] - Yeah.

- Really?

- Yep. [laughter]

No, she's amazing. - But you're so cool.

- The problem is, she's more--

infinitely more sophisticated than I am,

and she can run circles around me,

and she knows that she's got me wrapped...

- Oh, I see. - Around her pinky.

- But she has to know how cool you are, right?

- I don't think she would ever think that.

- Really? [laughter]

- Most likely not.

- That's just insane that your daughter

wouldn't understand how cool--

Does--do your kids know how cool you are?

- Well, I thought they thought I was cool until--

we were just on holiday,

and my son asked me not to walk near him on the sidewalk.

audience: Aw.

- Yep. - Which felt great.

And my daughter was like,

"Mom, we're going to brunch without you, bye."

And I was like, "You realize I'm here alone.

Like, if you guys go..." [laughs]

They're like, "We're fine. We're going by ourselves."

So, yeah, Moses didn't want to walk next to me

after she didn't want to have brunch with me,

and I was like, "You know, like,

I'm, like, in movies and stuff," you know?

And he's like, "Exactly."

[laughter]