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  • So, first things first. I know, I know!

  • Before somebody makes a comment, I know my hair is disgustingly long.

  • It's literally never been this long before.

  • So please don't leave the comment, "Dear Ryan, can you cut your hair?

  • It looks like a dirty mop!"

  • Actually, you know what? That's kinda funny.

  • Go ahead and leave that comment.

  • But it just goes to show you that I'm so secure with how I Iook

  • that I don't even have to hide the fact that my hair--

  • Hey, guys! So just because people have been asking, a quick update

  • from my addiction video. I've been doing good!

  • I've literally cut down to about one Redbull a day.

  • In fact, one of the days I didn't even have a Redbull.

  • Now, it wasn't today, but one of those days.

  • But anyways, before I get more off topic--

  • Like I said in the addiction video, I'm still gonna be doing a lot of skits

  • and stuff, like I did last year. But I'm also gonna be doing

  • a lot more of these free style Vlogs.

  • So basically, I grabbed a bunch of Dear Ryans from you guys

  • and we're just gonna see what happens.

  • So...let's get started?

  • It's so gross!

  • Dear Ryan, how many straws can you stuff in your mouth?

  • That kinda just sounds like you just want me to look stupid,

  • so I'm just gonna go ahead and skip that one and--

  • (voice is muffled)

  • 66! Ugh, I almost threw up.

  • Still going to use these. I mean, it's my spit.

  • Dear Ryan, can you sing your abc's backwards?

  • A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M- N-O-P-Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X-Y and Z.

  • Od ot ysae os s'taht.

  • That's so easy to do.

  • (sing abc's backwards)

  • I spent way to much time on that. Look at that--the sun went down!

  • I guess I'm just dipust--Stupid.

  • Dear Ryan, do you pick your nose with your left index finger

  • or your right?

  • Huh. What do I use, actually? My left...or my right?

  • I'm not sure. Maybe I use my--

  • Where is that coming from?!

  • Dear Ryan, can you sing opera?

  • Operaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • (panting) Light headed.

  • Honestly, that's what I thought opera was when I was a little kid last week.

  • Dear Ryan, can you not?

  • I can "knot"!

  • Dear Ryan, can you even?

  • I can "even".

  • Dear Ryan, can you prank call someone?

  • I can..."not"!

  • Okay, that was one "too" many puns, "even" for me.

  • Dear Ryan, do you watch your own videos?

  • I guess a serious answer this time. No.

  • I'm not that conceited. I don't just sit and watch my own videos

  • and pat myself on the back or something, you know?

  • That would just be weird and conceited..so, noo

  • -I don't do that, -so...no.

  • ...I don't do that.

  • What a good answer to that Dear Ryan!

  • Dear Ryan, how many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll

  • center of a Tootsie Pop?

  • Well, isn't that crazy 'cause I just so happen to have--

  • Naw, I went to go pick this up real quick.

  • A-one! A-two-hoo! A-three!

  • Ow, what the?! That's nothing like the commercial!

  • (neighing)

  • That's 100 so far. It's not even close.

  • 600, almost there!

  • You can see the brown coming out-- that sounded wrong,

  • but then again, this whole Dear Ryan is pretty wrong.

  • 97...98...99...700! About 700, and now we know

  • how much free time I have.

  • I can't believe I just did that.

  • I thought it was gonna be a lot quicker. I didn't--

  • (sighs) I better not get flagged for this.

  • (slurp)

  • Dear Ryan, can you tell us how do you feel when you read negative comments.

  • I mean, what do you really feel? Seriously?

  • I'll just find a negative comment and show you what happens.

  • From Billy Jones:

  • Wow. You're a f*cking [bleep],

  • you piece of Asian sh*t.

  • You're a [bleep]ing squinty-eyed f*ggot

  • and your videos are sh*t.

  • Go back to doing something like Maths, you pathetic Asian f*ggot.

  • You're a pathetic excuse for a human being.

  • Go eat some rice and get the f*ck off YouTube.

  • Your videos make me wish every Asian was f*cking dead.

  • You're a [bleep]ing [bleep], you f*ggot.

  • Are you so squinty eyed that you can't even see...

  • (sniffs) you can't even how sh*t your videos are?

  • F*cking kill yourself.

  • See, it's not...

  • (sobbing)

  • Um, yeah. Comments like that just make me want to cut...

  • you know, more onions. Because to me, you know,

  • negative comments are just so uninteresting.

  • (breaks into laughter)

  • Sorry, that was so bad.

  • But, yes, that was a real comment. See?

  • Basically, my real answer is that I don't really get affected

  • by negative comments anymore.

  • Come on guys. I've been doing this for eight years,

  • I'm pretty sure I've seen everything. Seriously.

  • Your hair looks weird!

  • (sobbing)

  • Because it's long!

  • (sobbing)

  • Ugh! Oh, dude! Oh, in my eye.

  • That's good. Alright...(sobbing)

  • Dear Ryan, can you rap like Eminem?

  • In my opinion, I think that Eminem is one of--if not the best rapper--

  • not that I know anything about rap, but ever since I was young

  • he was always my favorite.

  • And I guess the answer is simple: No, I cannot rap like that.

  • I don't think anyone can. Just because I can talk fast

  • doesn't mean that I can rap. That's two completely different things.

  • Dear Ryan, can you make a rap song about lamps?

  • Yeah, sure. I'll even do it to an Eminem song.

  • Tee hee!

  • What? What a bad answer to that Dear Ryan.

  • It's so unrealistic.

  • (giggling from under table)

  • Thank you guys so much for watching. If you want to see the previous video,

  • click the one on the left. If you want to see the last Dear Ryan video,

  • click the one on the right. If you want to see a hippopotamus

  • tickling a giraffe while riding on top of a magical [inaudible]

  • while on top of a horse, click the one on the bottom!

  • And...that's it. (laughs)

So, first things first. I know, I know!

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