>> I WAS WONDERING WHEN THEY

WERE GOING TO PLAY HIM OFF.

ISN'T TALK SHOW SUPPOSED TO BE

KIND OF AN AMERICAN THING?

I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT ME.

BUT JUST SOME OF THE OTHER GUYS.

COMING UP ON THE SHOW --

TERRIFIC.

CAN I HELP YOU?

WHAT DO YOU WANT?

>> JUST CALM DOWN, MAN.

I MISSED THE LAST CATEGORY.

DID YOU WIN?

[ LAUGHTER ]

>> NO, WE DIDN'T WIN, ALL RIGHT?

>> THAT'S A BUMMER.

>> THE EMMY --

>> THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE,

BUT YOU MUST BE REALLY BUMMED

OUT.

>> YEAH, I'M A LITTLE

DISAPPOINTED.

THANK YOU.

>> SO, YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET A

TROPHY?

>> NO, I DON'T GET A TROPHY

THEN.

ARE YOU FINISHED?

>> WAIT, WHO DID?

>> JOHN OLIVER.

>> YES!

YES.

THEY KNOW.

[ LAUGHTER ]

I KNEW.

I HAD HIM IN MY POOL.

>> YOU MIND IF I CONTINUE WITH

THE SHOW?

>> NO, I MEAN -- OH, I'M SORRY.

WHAT AM I DOING.

THIS IS SO HUMILIATING.

YOU LOST, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO

STAND OUT HERE FOR THE REST OF

THE NIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY.

THAT'S REALLY -- NO, I MEAN,

WHEN YOU PROBABLY JUST WANT TO

GO HOME AND CURL UP AND CRY.

CAN WE CHEER JIMMY UP?

HE'S A BIG LOSER.

BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE.

>> NO, NO, NO.

I DON'T WANT PITY APPLAUSE.

>> YOU'RE A PRETTY BIG LOSER.

AND I, FOR ONE, AM SORRY ABOUT

THAT.

AND I THINK EVERYBODY ELSE HERE

FEELS REALLY SORRY FOR YOU.

COME HERE.

>> THANKS, I REALLY APPRECIATE

YOUR CONCERN.

>> BRING IT IN.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER AT THE

AFTERPARTY.

>> THERE'S AN AFTERPARTY?

>> NEVER MIND.

OH, HEY, JIMMY?