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  • *intense stare*

  • OH!

  • wait...

  • OH!?

  • Am I ...

  • Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier

  • and welcome to the RESIDENT EVIL 7 Teaser

  • I didn't know it was gonna start this soon.

  • I literally just, loaded up--

  • Hi, friend

  • How are you doing?

  • Are you here to kill me? Or am I here to kill you?

  • I don't really know considering the camera's pointed at me.

  • Unless i'm filming a challenge video.

  • The, "see who gets stabbed first" challenge.

  • Thank you for destroying my camera

  • It's only really expensive.

  • So, yeah, hi-- hi everybody!

  • I was not prepared for this

  • I was, expecting there to be a title screen

  • and then,

  • I-- I'm just filled with questions

  • Why ex- thank you excuse me thank you for that

  • [keep still]

  • How can I not keep still? I'm literally tied to a chair for-

  • Oohhh Jeez

  • Oh

  • Oh

  • okay here we go this is what I was hoping for

  • Oh, okay here we go!

  • This is what I was hoping for!

  • so welcome to the resident evil 7 teaser now this game arm

  • So-

  • Welcome to the RESIDENT EVIL 7 Teaser

  • Now this game,

  • Um..

  • it was released a few days ago or not the game the teaser itself is just

  • It was released a few days ago- or not the game,

  • The Teaser itself, is just a demo

  • download it was released a few days ago

  • and it was released a few days ago

  • Um..

  • and it's really interesting because,

  • it's just a teaser

  • and a lot of people have been comparing it to P.T.

  • been comparing it to PT and i'll save judgment for that until later but it's

  • and I'll save judgment for that untill later,

  • Uh...

  • But it's suppose to bring

  • supposed to bring resident evil into a different light because as many of you

  • RESIDENT EVIL

  • Into a diffrent light

  • Cause as many of you may know

  • Ever since RESIDENT EVIL 4

  • it's turned more into an action game and it seems

  • It's turned more into an action game

  • and it seems

  • Oh- get out of the house

  • Oh get out of the house well that's not ominous thank you

  • Well that's not ominous

  • Thank you

  • I'll get out in my own time

  • I'll get out in my own time please don't pressure me full

  • Please don't pressure me

  • Woah...

  • Okay

  • Left to walk

  • not now i'm playing oh hi how are you

  • Now...

  • Now im playing

  • Oh.. Hi!

  • Who are you!?

  • Oh-- *Laughs*

  • Jeez, look at the stare on that guy

  • Holy Shit

  • Oh man

  • You'd think he was getting his soul sucked out, instead of just a picture taken

  • Alrighty, then...

  • Hello

  • Hai

  • Oh, what lovely TV

  • I don't...

  • I don't have videotape

  • but apparently someone in this house

  • wants to murrder me

  • Oh Boy!

  • Bing Bong Bing..

  • Ding Dee... Aww Shit

  • Why did that happen

  • Who did that?

  • Alrighty, then

  • Oh boy, a Fooze box

  • "DANGER"

  • Whhhy?

  • So the stairs fuse is missing???

  • I didn't even know that

  • that could be a

  • Fuuuuuse...

  • Sorry,

  • When ever I get loaded up into a...

  • *Foot Steps*

  • ok

  • Okay!~

  • That doesn't scare me!

  • I've been through worse than that!

  • You're going to have to live up to a lot, if you wanna get to P.T. level of scary!

  • Uh huh,

  • That's what I thought.

  • Oh

  • That's kind of cool

  • Oooh, ah HEY!

  • *sassy* Closing doors?

  • Oooh

  • Boo-hoo sooo scary

  • Alright what do we got, can I see myself?

  • No

  • Is there something behind me?

  • No..ohohoh

  • Hi!

  • Oh that's not good...

  • Oh that's not good at all!

  • But someone has an artistic side apparently

  • Okay, so there's like

  • some sort of boarded up door here

  • good sign when you're waking up in a strange place and I don't really know

  • why I'm here

  • Oh...

  • OH go- good

  • Oh great

  • A dummy finger...

  • Okay

  • Check Inventory

  • Hi!

  • Part of a dummy's hand

  • made of Celluloid

  • Ohhh

  • "Celluloid"

  • Ohhhh

  • Up stairs!

  • I don't like the look of that

  • but here we go

  • I'm bold and in- Ohh

  • *Shivers*

  • Uh...

  • Hi!

  • *Nervously* How are you doing?

  • How are you doing?

  • *Thump*

  • what the fuck was that

  • What the fuck was that?

  • ok stairs huh

  • Okay

  • "Stairs"

  • Boink! :3

  • Huh? It did naugh-thing

  • it did nothing good jeez did one of you miss a finger

  • Uhh jeez

  • Did one of you miss a finger!?

  • haha you bullshit god damn why did I touch the boob

  • Huhahhh?

  • Oh shit, ah goddamn

  • Why did I touch the boob?

  • It's just a mannequin boob!

  • it's just a mannequin boob character guy

  • Character... Guy!?

  • Don't be so desperate about it

  • don't be so desperate about it geez

  • Uh jeez

  • oh good fish

  • Oh Gawd

  • Oh Gursh

  • oh hi how are you doing

  • Oh

  • Hi

  • How you doing?

  • Oh that's cool

  • oh that's cool that's gross hey wait a minute it

  • That's Coo- Hahar Hey!

  • Wait a minute!

  • You weren't there before

  • you weren't there before you didn't exist before they're gonna be one of

  • You didn't exist before

  • Uhhh

  • Is it gonna be one of those games

  • those games

  • I haven't plated him a mannequin game in a long time

  • I haven't played it

  • Um, a mannequin game in a long time

  • It's an under utilized thing now-a-days!

  • it's an underutilized thing nowadays people don't really do it anymore

  • People don't really do it any more

  • still freaked the hell out of me okay so that was that

  • Still freaks the hell out of me, okay so that was...

  • What was that?

  • *Door Rumbles*

  • Ohhh!

  • that was that okay

  • That was that!

  • Okay

  • alrighty then okay jeez

  • Alrighty then

  • Ooh kay

  • Jeez

  • all right um well looks like i just missed dinner

  • Alright

  • Umm?

  • Well, looks like I just missed dinner

  • that's a shame I was a might bit peckish

  • That's a shame

  • I was a might bit peckish

  • Ehu Uh-oh

  • 00

  • Uahhh... (Disgusted)

  • at least there is spaghetti among the maggots

  • At least there's spaghetti among the maggots

  • *Random Sounds*

  • hi who the fuck do you do oh hey

  • Hi..?

  • Who the fuck?

  • What do you do...oh Hey

  • Oh what is that that a kro-lu you know nothing cruel especially no nothing

  • oh....Uh what is that?

  • Is that a crow?

  • Ouh

  • You know nothing crow

  • especially know nothing, concidering you're dead

  • continue your dead

  • Oh Jeez

  • oh geez oh yeah yeah yeah gross it up me

  • Uh.... ha

  • Uhe

  • Hu hu

  • Hehe Ew Gross!

  • Get off me!

  • well so far so it's it's like moderates pooka jh

  • Well so far so...

  • It like moderate spookage

  • It's not a lot of spookage going on here

  • it's not a whole lot of spooky it's going on here small keyhole

  • Small keyhole? Huh...

  • haha ok so i need to keep for that

  • Okay?

  • So i need a key for that,

  • that's good, I can't open that one

  • that's good i can't open that one gonna crush them

  • Can I crouch in the room...ok?

  • okay i can run a bit

  • Okay

  • I can run a bit

  • That's nice

  • that's nice ah the ominous door at the end of a hallway

  • Ah

  • The ominous door at the end of a hallway

  • Always a good sign in a horror game

  • always a good sign in a horror game well nothing's happened yet to bring it on

  • Well nothing has happened yet, so bring it on!

  • oh shit I didn't mean to go in this room this room looks like a bad Roma

  • Oh shit...

  • I didn't mean to go in this room

  • This room looks like a bad room!

  • well I been to many rooms in my day or cheese what are these

  • Uh

  • I've been to many rooms in my day...

  • Oh jeez, what are these???

  • he's like the halves of cows why are they here

  • Are these the halves of cows?

  • Why are they here?

  • oh hello me toooo bolt cutters

  • Uh

  • Hello meat ho-- Oh bolt cutters

  • aah panting what the fuck was that

  • Ah!

  • *Thump* Handy!

  • What the fuck was that!?

  • I didn't even see it! Oh jeez

  • I didn't even see it oh geez hi what the fuck are you

  • HI!

  • What the fuck are you!?

  • what are you there the baby was just baby isn't talking

  • What are you? Ugh it's a baby!

  • Well at least this baby isn't talking

  • the fuck was that behind me

  • The fuck was that behind me...?

  • how many times have I said the fuck was that in this game so much bullshit

  • How many times have I said "The fuck was that?" in this game?

  • So much bullshit happening all around me

  • happening all around me

  • all right oh this is a ball

  • Oh there's a bo--

  • *Clank* Fuck you...

  • fuck you

  • right okay it's getting moderately spooky in here

  • Alright... Okay it's getting moderately spoopy in here

  • ok I get you I can put two and two together

  • Okay I got cha, I can put two and two together

  • pick my superior mind knows what's gonna pop out of me

  • Hurg, my superior mind knows

  • Uh...What's ganna pop out at me? Boink

  • link oh oh god said okay and right

  • Oh, oh good, oh good, great! great!

  • it's I want to see this is probably good

  • I wanna see this

  • It's Probably good

  • Probably not someone being murdered

  • probably not someone being murdered oh jeez oh jeez

  • Ah jeez, aw jeez

  • there's a lot more sounds happening and I'm not too keen on it

  • There's a lot more sounds happening and i'm not to keen on it

  • Okay so I gotta find a place to get the key for that

  • ok so i gotta find a place to get the key for that

  • Obviously I couldn't just use my bolt cutters to do it

  • obviously I couldn't just use my bolt cutters to do it that would be too

  • That would be too logical

  • logical and I'm not full of logic

  • and I'm not full of logic

  • ok time to skedaddle SI no spooks await baby

  • Okay. Time to ski-daddle. Cause I know, spooks await!

  • Maybe. *bangs* -mark gasps-

  • *Whispy noises*

  • that sounded less like a dog and more like a guy doing a snarling impression

  • *Whispy noises and Growling*

  • That sounded less like a dog and more like a guy doing a snarling impression.

  • that probably wasn't good here and you guys see the key

  • Ohhh, that probably wasn't good.

  • Eh, hey any of you guys seen a key?

  • Alright

  • all right let's be on my way then I got a who

  • Just be on my way then.

  • I gotta... ooh.

  • Oh no.

  • oh no oh yeah slap your meaty hand on that

  • Hey yeah, slap your meaty hand on that

  • Boink

  • *loud static*

  • Hey!

  • Oh.

  • yeah

  • I thought that was the growling okay now what happened here

  • I thought that was the growling.

  • Ohh. Ok.

  • We're fine.

  • Now, what happened here?

  • *Door Closes*

  • thank you your soup

  • Thank you.

  • You're so- so good about that

  • so good about that okay fine whatever

  • Okay, fine.

  • It's whatever.

  • It's not spooky

  • that spooky not at all

  • It's not at all.

  • It's not spooky--you're not scary!

  • nice big you're not scary I'm gonna read you your death steer

  • I'm not afraid of you!

  • and Your.. Death Stare

  • Alright, what ever

  • Okay

  • 30

  • I think here

  • think here

  • My superior intellect is telling me these go together

  • my superior intellect is telling me these go together just like this

  • Just like this

  • Is there where the girlfri-- Oh hey

  • this is where the girl for oh hey oh boy

  • Oh boy

  • *Reads Off-screen*

  • derelict house jun 1 del V haunted house rehearsal

  • great cool

  • Great!

  • Cool

  • *Click*

  • what does that mean

  • What does that mean?

  • Oh

  • god damn it fuck you going to do you remember guy

  • Oh god damn it. Fuck you dude! *Nervous Laughter*

  • give me a break people different I only work with professionals

  • God Damn It

  • Ahhh Jesus

  • speaking of which make sure the sound is right this time I don't want a repeat of

  • Amarillo two fucking years ago I don't do a dr oh oh I'm playing not feeling Oh

  • Ah huh

  • Oh

  • Oh

  • Oh! I'm playing

  • Ahh

  • No

  • Ohhhh

  • right we have to make a change for geez why am I in control of the past because

  • Oh jeez

  • Why am I in control of the past?

  • Unless it's not the past

  • it's not the pass side first wall and shoot the interim was just like we

  • Woah wow!

  • Oh, I should probably follow them

  • always just ok try to say the show's name this time okay

  • Ok

  • ah no problem wait for me

  • Ah huh

  • Wait for me!

  • cheese other work with fucking Channel happen

  • Oh Jeez

  • sorry I'm sorry guys I wasn't paying attention what they're talking about i

  • Sorry! I'm sorry guys, I wasn't paying attention what they were talking about

  • I was distracted

  • was distracted

  • Okay

  • ok cool what do we do and we filming a TV show

  • Cooool

  • What are we doin'?

  • We flimin' a TV show?

  • cool cool

  • COOOOL

  • cool

  • are we rolling let's go

  • Euhh

  • ok get out of the wing

  • Okay

  • Yeah loser!

  • yeah loser for a man to do this lot like they're very manly

  • Time for a man to do this.

  • Like that *laughs*

  • See. Manly.

  • Thanks, bruh

  • thank you raw after me know after all come on it so we'll be like that

  • after me, no after. Aww. come on man

  • why you gotta be like that?

  • why are we in hell this time you ever practice

  • what's the prep shitty house will be sound

  • who is it haunted

  • oh it's the house we're in. okay

  • oh it's the house where in okay I get it I get it

  • I get it

  • I get it

  • I was an acre you know we can sub Pete not anchor what's that

  • nothing she's fine hello back of that guy whose name was just said sorry and

  • oh jeez

  • Hi, hello

  • back.. of that guy whose name was just said and I can't remember it

  • hurt . and farmhouse missing family

  • Andre

  • foul play suspected the usual huh

  • jeez

  • *inhale*

  • huh

  • how long do you say this place has been abandoned for three years

  • *characters cough*

  • eww

  • plantae get a shot of this is that my dad away

  • Is that my name?

  • You got it.

  • you got it rules hill billy joe and his family go missing not Hillbillies the

  • Ohhh look at this

  • oh jeez

  • Baker's Jack and Margaret Baker no bugs is done

  • No bugs this time

  • they were quiet not faculty lot of bad rumors about their son Lucas bad seed

  • ah-huh

  • apparently

  • ah-huh

  • shit uh-huh no I shouldn't wear my good shoes

  • Ha ha

  • oh jeez

  • she's oh yeah

  • Huh, what the hell?

  • Oh! Why cant I walk here?!

  • why can't I walk here in my shots hey wait a minute oh why can't i work here

  • Hey!

  • Wait a minute

  • Why cant I walk here?!

  • at drop

  • oh that's right what do you think I don't know

  • Huh?

  • ohh.

  • oh I get it I'm sure ah i see Andre Andre Andre went

  • Oh I get it

  • Ahhh. I see

  • I see.

  • Andre!

  • No. Not at all.

  • no not at all i just saw the invisible wall that meant we were gonna get

  • I just saw the invisible wall that meant we were gonna get seperated

  • separated on fucking believable

  • I know, right

  • I know right it's the last time I work with that guy huh

  • Ah huh

  • I mean teachers and they come and go but a good cameraman like you can see it's

  • Should I check up--

  • okay

  • okay all right

  • Alright. Cool.

  • goal thank you you're so nice and kind I love you

  • Thank you, you're so nice and kind

  • I love you

  • We're probably gonna die

  • we're probably gonna die oh the dolls aren't there anymore

  • Oh, the dolls aren't there anymore

  • ok what was that

  • okay

  • *loud crash*

  • Wow!

  • did you do that no I was just listening to the sounds of music cross shut up

  • No! I was just listening to the sounds of music ac-across the-- shut up!

  • asshole fuck you

  • Asshole. Fuck you!

  • I'm--I'm not.

  • and I'm not even interested enough in being sarcastic get you the fuck is he

  • I'm not even

  • I'm not even--

  • interested enough in being sarcastic at you

  • I don't know why would why would even be behind the closed doors why would he be

  • I don't know

  • Why would-- Why would he be be ba behind

  • the closed doors

  • why would he be in the back alleys of the house?

  • in the back alleys of as how do you have gotten there

  • How'd he've gotten there?

  • I mean obviously the answer someone took him took him away

  • I mean obviously the answer is someone took him

  • took him away

  • is he gonna get sucked up in there always gonna get stuck at the helm

  • uhhh

  • is he gonna get sucked up in there?

  • oh he's gonna get sucked up, isn't he

  • what

  • oh

  • ahhhh!

  • ok new deal

  • ok

  • ahhhh

  • we find Andre and we go me fuck this show

  • ok or we could just leave now

  • okay

  • or we could just leave nooww

  • that's an option

  • that's an option I'm not really emotionally attached one way or another

  • I'm not really emotionally attached one way or another to Andre

  • to Andre why are you going in the murder hole

  • Why are you going in the murder hole?!

  • This is clearly a murder hole

  • this is clearly a murder hole why would you walk in the murder and Howard Andre

  • Why would you walk in the murder-- and how would Andre get back here?!!

  • get back here

  • This all highly illogical

  • this is all highly illogical I've got a lot of experience and horror games

  • I've got a lot of experience in horror games

  • Oh great...

  • oh great oh this is wonderful

  • Oh this is wonderful

  • oh this is too light for you first of all oh I was already going to worry

  • oh this is delightful

  • oh

  • oh, I was already going don't worry about me

  • about me coming down the ladder

  • uh huh yeah sure will do okay great

  • Ah-huh, yeah sure. Will do.

  • okay, great!

  • Don't mind me as I.. run off into death

  • don't mind me as i run off into death alone scared

  • Alone

  • scared

  • oh

  • oh oh oh geez

  • uhhh

  • ohhh

  • ohh

  • oh jeez

  • oh oh this is so the ring

  • oh this so the ring are not to bring this so Blair Witch Project

  • or not ring. This is so Blair Witch Project

  • oh man

  • oh man why is he hanging on his tippy-toes is he hanging by something is

  • Why is he hanging on his tippy toes

  • is he hanging by something?! Is he hanging by a meat hook?!!

  • hanging by a meat hook

  • whoa I don't like that can go back now

  • Woahhh. I don't like that

  • Can I go back up now? *nervous laughter*

  • what is it ah what happens if i just go back up

  • uhhh

  • What happends if I just back up?!

  • You don't want to go down there man!

  • you know I go down there man it's bad news man with its get the fuck out of

  • It is badddd news man.

  • Let's get the fuck out of here, bruh *nervous laugh*

  • here brother dude are you kidding me

  • Dude.

  • Are you kidding me?

  • don't go down there fine

  • Don't go down there!!

  • Aww fine. What am I a baby?

  • what am i a baby all right

  • Alright

  • I'll confront it

  • maybe he's just fine and everything is a 100% A-ok

  • everything's not okay

  • everything is not A-ok

  • 100% not ok A-ok

  • hundreds and not a okay Andre plants and whatever the hell that guy's name is oh

  • Andre, Clancy, and whatever the hell guy's name is

  • oh, god damn it!

  • god dammit

  • oh and there is a meaty-- oh what is that?

  • there's a medium what is that where you do

  • Where I go?

  • hello hi hello

  • hello, hi. Hello.

  • *crunchy noise*

  • yeah just lay on my lap for a little bit it'll be okay all right

  • Oh! Uhhhhhh huhhhuhu hu hu!!!!

  • hu hu hu hu hu

  • Yeah, just lay on my lap for a little bit. It'll be okay.

  • oh, hi

  • hello hope hi

  • hello

  • Hi

  • *commotion and grunting*

  • how you

  • Ow. Eww.

  • Eww and oww.

  • you are now

  • ok oh hello bye

  • Oh!

  • Hello!

  • HI!

  • I shall - you against the stones

  • (Note reads) "I SHALL DASH YOU AGAINST THE STONES."

  • *Nervous chuckle* Well isn't that lovely?...

  • well isn't that lovely thank you that means so much to me to know you care

  • Thank you!...

  • That means so much to me

  • To know you care...

  • right away

  • Alright, oh wait

  • um

  • oh I don't know what that is

  • Oh. I don't know what that is. I looks like a...

  • it looks like a looks like a face with really full lips

  • It looks like a face

  • With really full lips. Lushes lips

  • luscious lips I don't know maybe I see a pair of boobs i'm not sure what that

  • I dunno maybe I see a pair of boobs? I'm not sure what that says about me

  • says about me but because our pair of boobs

  • but I think I saw a pair of boobs...okay!?

  • okay well least now I know where the thing is so maybe I'll find something

  • well at least now I know...

  • where the thing is

  • so maybe i'll find something

  • so if i go down here...haha...hello

  • so if i go down here haha hello I wonder what would happen what would happen to

  • I wonder what would happen what would of happened if Ida...if Ida..played this again

  • find a if I to play this again and I go straight for that what would happen

  • and I go straight to that what would happen?

  • cuz obviously it's there

  • because obviously it's there so I know about it into the murder hole we go

  • so I know about it?

  • ahh...into the murder hole we go!

  • I'm sure this will turn out better for me

  • I'm sure this will turn out better for me hello

  • oh hello...back door key

  • backdoor key handy that okie dokie

  • hand that!

  • okie dokie!

  • aw Jeez I can't go down there?

  • jeez I can't go down there but I want to go down so badly

  • but I wanna go down so badly!

  • aw it looks so much fun down there

  • all right looks so much fun down there people's heads being rammed on the pipes

  • Peoples heads being rammed on to pipes and shit!

  • and shit

  • gray

  • GREAT!

  • a great huh

  • GREAT! HUH?

  • okay all right okay all right

  • OKAY...ALRIGHT

  • okay

  • alright

  • *crashing sounds*

  • ok did the murder fall down and break his hip

  • ohhhkay

  • Did the murder fall down and break his hip?

  • Oh, was that there

  • Oh was that there I don't recall that being there

  • I don't recall that being there

  • Ohhhh...why does grandma have a bag over her head?

  • whoo - grandma have a bag over her head

  • who hey o friend is gone

  • Ohhh. Hey hey hey.

  • OH friend is gone!

  • where did friend go I wonder where

  • Where did friend go?

  • *nervous laugh* I wonder where...

  • aww jeez

  • geez why did friend disappear friend pretty friend go

  • Why did friend disappear?

  • Friend?!

  • Where did friend go??

  • oh jeez oh jeez alrighty then

  • ohhh jeez...aww jeez

  • okay

  • Alrighty then

  • it can't be so easy that I walk out the back door i know for a fact that's not

  • it can't be....

  • so easy that I walk out the back door. I know for a fact that's not gonna happen

  • going to happen

  • *groans*

  • fact will he

  • In fact--ohh hey

  • *bangs*

  • hi, whoa god damn it! Where did you come from?!

  • damn it where did you come from

  • Hey, friend! Welcome back!

  • hey friend welcome back who threw you did you fall or joyous day

  • Who threw you?

  • Did you fall??

  • Oh joyous day

  • hoho joyous d alrighty then

  • ohoho joyous day

  • alrighty then

  • looky dokie well here we go

  • Okie dokie. Welp here we go

  • onwards to victory!!

  • onwards to victory this is gonna go crane

  • *sarcasm* This is gonna go great!

  • ya feel me finger link

  • Yeah!!

  • Dummy finger

  • boink

  • looky who is it

  • hoookay

  • here we go

  • *character laughs*

  • geo some of the family it was that the guy from the painting probably carry the

  • oh jeez

  • Oh hi! *loud punch* *markiplier laughs*

  • was that the guy from the painting? Probbably

  • *character groaning*

  • Oh. Hurry the frick up, dude.

  • freaking out dude would you drop it

  • Why'd you drop it?

  • oh I don't get hot here

  • Oh oh

  • That doesn't sound good.

  • Yeah no joke... maybe you wanna

  • yeah no joke maybe you want to

  • oh oh

  • that's not good was that it couldn't have been

  • Well that's not good... ummm

  • *stabbing and moaning*

  • *breathing heavily and growling*

  • Oh , hi!

  • Was that it?!

  • That couldn't have been it

  • *long beep*

  • Is that it?

  • it

  • Oh open the door to the resident evil ambassador program

  • Awww!

  • *reads offsceen*

  • what does that mean?!

  • what does that mean what the Frick kazan mean what the hell's of Resident Evil

  • what the frick does that mean?!

  • what the hell is the resident evil ambassador program!?

  • ambassador program

  • This is... bullshit!

  • this is bullshit what the Frick they can have been in what

  • waht the frick

  • That can't have been it

  • WHAT??!!!

  • okay I'm gonna go back in because i want to know who hey i wanna know

  • Okay, hang on. I'm gonna back in, beause I wanna know--

  • Oh hey

  • I wanna know... I bet

  • I bet no there must be a reason why people are comparing this to PT because

  • that--there must be a reason why people where comparing this to PT because...

  • I picked up like there was a lot of things that I didn't do

  • I picked up- like there was a lot of things that I didn't do

  • I didn't open the drawer

  • I didn't open the drawer I got that finger probably should have used it on

  • I had that finger

  • I probably should have used it on one of the dummies or something

  • one of the dummies or something

  • I have no idea... but if I go right over here

  • I have no idea but if I go right over here and go right there

  • I can go right there

  • Bam!

  • I am what does that do does it great - god damn game already do

  • What does that do? Does it break the god damn game? I bet it do.

  • Oh shit. That don't sound good.

  • oh shit i don't so good hello

  • Hello!

  • haha i'm beating your system breath in your system

  • Ha ha ha. I'm beating your system, brah.

  • Beating your system!

  • hello I should did I wonder why that got there then and not before

  • Ohhh, hello!

  • Ohhh shit, dude!

  • I wonder why that got there then and not ..before

  • Ah! Because there are secrets

  • because there are secrets in the game that need to be explored

  • in the game, that need to be explored!

  • soooo

  • so if i put this fuse in the fuse box like that and then it's labeled stairs

  • if I put this fuse

  • in the fuse box... boink. Like, that

  • and then it's labeled stairs

  • there's a button for stairs upstairs and if i press out what the hell does it do

  • there's a button for stairs , upstairs

  • and if I press that, what the hell does it do?

  • Ah. Yes. These are all good mysteries.

  • ah yes these are all good mysteries

  • *footsteps*

  • Alexis I'm not scared of you nothing's going to happen I know my fears and

  • I'm not scared of you. Nothing's gonna happen

  • I know my fears!

  • And you're not part of 'em!

  • you're not part of them

  • I'm marching off into the distantance

  • I'm marching off into the distance I'm gonna pick up this goddamn finger

  • and I'm gonna pick up this goddamn finger!

  • I'm not figure that fuck out

  • I'm gonna... FINGER THE F*CK OUT

  • all right

  • Alright

  • Can I--oh. Examine ooohhh, hello

  • Oh examine who hello hi

  • Hi. What the hell?

  • what the help

  • *crash*

  • hi I'll be with you in a moment move

  • HI! I'll be with you in a moment.. ooof

  • You! You did it!

  • you see who did it maybe I need to point at the thing in the universe

  • Maybe I need to point at the thing

  • in the universe. Oh, what is that?

  • what is that had a key

  • is that a key? who is that som--

  • was that some to something it looks like there's like a key in the back

  • Is that something ? It looked like there was a key in the back

  • I could throw it away norfolk and throw it away

  • I could throw it away. Nope, can't throw it away.

  • Alright. Fine then.

  • all right fine then ah yes good

  • Ah, yes, good.

  • Hello! Welcome to the party. We got a secret to explore

  • hello welcome to the party we've got a secret to explore

  • Boink! Okay.

  • ok shit shit shit

  • Soo... ooh shit.

  • Oh shit

  • Whoa, hey! Wow!

  • whoa wow cool

  • Coool! Oh.

  • oh hi oh geez hello

  • Hi. Oh jeez.

  • Hello, cool!

  • cool guys want a finger mother finger mother finger

  • Guys wan't a finger

  • Want a finger, huh? Want a finger

  • Eeeeeeeh *presses profusely*

  • ok by then I'll be a i'll be up here where their stuff and things

  • Okay, bye then!

  • I'll be... I'll be up here

  • Where there is stuff and things. Uhh.

  • *phone rings*

  • phone guy

  • Phone guy?!

  • somehow I always do

  • Somehow I always knew !

  • *phone continues ringing*

  • Oh jeez. Man let me see everything first.

  • Whoa.

  • whoa that don't look friendly that don't look friendly at all

  • That don't look friendly

  • that don't look friendly at all

  • well shit

  • well shit no that's gonna do for me okay great

  • wonder what's that gonna do for me?

  • *character footsteps*

  • okaayyy

  • Alright. Hello! Oh jeez.

  • hello war cheese fine

  • Okay. We're fine. We're okay. Alright.

  • ok right oh hi

  • *suspensful music*

  • Oh. Hi!

  • Hello.

  • hello how are you doing okay

  • How're you doin?

  • ok

  • you do something to me what's with the odds the Umbrella Corporation ok

  • You gonna do somethin' to me?

  • *phone rings*

  • ooohhh

  • What's with the... ahh! That's the Umbrella Corporation! Okay

  • hello are they watching us from that helicopter is here watching us

  • Ahh uuhh hello

  • ahhhh

  • *reads text* ARE THEY WATCHING US FROM THAT HELICOPTER?

  • Is who watching us?

  • The govern-me-ment

  • the government government

  • the govment

  • I don't know

  • all right hello hello

  • *phone continues ringing*

  • Alright, hello

  • *flirty* Ah, hello

  • I know you I who for you

  • you have the power to keys but they are coming with that choice may not be with

  • you

  • Ah huh. Okay. *dial tone*

  • uh-huh ok what does that mean what does it mean what choice good choice sure

  • What does that mean?

  • What does that mean?!

  • What choice?!

  • What choice do I have?!

  • have

  • I don't know that's what that nipple can anyone to talk to anybody they call a

  • I don't know.

  • *nervous laugh* How would I know? Can anyone-- Can I talk to anybody?

  • Can I call a number?

  • number

  • shit I'm fucked

  • *dial tone*

  • Shit!

  • I'm fucked.

  • alrighty then so that means he's got to come to the family laughs like where you

  • Alrighty then.

  • Sooo... ahhh

  • So that means there's gotta be---

  • *Screams* F*CK! Where the f*ck did you come from?!

  • come from what the fuck are you kidding me

  • What the f*ck are you kidding me?!

  • what make it got them sense where the fuck did he come from

  • WHAT?! That didn't make any goddamn sense! Where the f*ck did he come from?!

  • what what the hell we got to get out of here

  • What?!

  • *laughs* What the hell?!

  • What was that?

  • okay so apparently apparently that is how that supposed to end the guy just

  • Okay. So apparently

  • Apparently that is how that's supposed to end

  • The guy just ambushes you after you answer the phone

  • ambushes you after you answer the phone and it doesn't seem like anyone knows

  • And

  • It doesn't seem like anyone knows what the finger does....

  • what the finger does

  • it's weird that's weird

  • That's weird

  • That's weird!

  • Okay. So there is only one other thing in here that it seems like it want's me to see

  • ok so there's only one other thing in here that it seems like it wants me to

  • see

  • Ahh, so we're gonna find out what it is

  • so we're gonna find out what it is and what I'm gonna do is I'm going to do

  • and what I'm going to do, is I'm going to

  • do some things here that it's going to be totally rad and you're gonna see what

  • some things here it's gonna be totally rad you guys are going to see what but

  • but there's an axe

  • there's an axis that you can get but people don't know what the purposes you

  • that you can get, that people don't know what the purpose is.

  • can swing around a whole bunch but Kelly doesn't seem to do much so i'm actually

  • you can swing it around a whole bunch but-

  • apparently it doesn't seem like it'll do much

  • so I'm actually gonna try a few things, here. I'm gonna open this up

  • gonna try a few things here i'm gonna open this up I'm gonna get the stairs

  • I'm gonna get the stairs and then I'm gonna go get the phone ringing and then I'm gonna go get the axe

  • and I'm gonna go get the phone ringing and then I'm gonna go get the axe and

  • and see if I can progress the story any further that way

  • see if I can progress the story any further that way that would be a drink -

  • cause that will be a dream... did I even grab the key?

  • I even grabbed the key now there is no key

  • oh there is no key. Ok that's interesting.

  • ok that's interesting so there's no key their owner five doomed myself now

  • So there's no key there

  • I wonder if I've doomed myself

  • Ah well. We'll figure it out.

  • welcome to get up

  • ah uh-huh

  • Ahhh Oh ho!

  • Hey! Ok. So lock pick

  • hey ok so lock pick then you go over here

  • Then you go over here

  • do this thing you pick this lock and apparently there will be nothing in it

  • do this thing

  • you pick this lock

  • and apparently they'll be nothing in it, right now?

  • right now but in the future it'll be unlocked for so everything Gregory's on

  • but in the future

  • it'll be unlocked for some f--- f*cking reason

  • fucking believable believable i don't know i work with that guy

  • *mockingly* Un-f*cking believable.

  • I know... I know right

  • I know right right so now we grab the key if we want to i didn't really matter

  • alright. So now we grab the key if we want to.. it doesn't really matter I guess at this point

  • i guess at this point but now that we've got all that done well well what the

  • but now that we've gotten all that done

  • Whoa whoa whoa! WHAT THE F*CK?!

  • fuck that stuff that was the guy

  • What the f*ck was that?!!

  • That was the guy!

  • *creepy music*

  • fostering in anybody's gonna get there what the fuck

  • Phone's still ringing

  • Anybody gonna get that? What the f*ck?!

  • *noises*

  • sheezus is going on up there

  • jesus

  • what is going on up there?

  • I'm gonna go explore that in a second but in here right around here

  • I'm gonna explore that in a second.. but in here

  • right around here....there should be. Aha!

  • there should be a high and you act

  • *lisps* An axe! I can attack with it!

  • I can't attack with it I don't know people said there's no used to it

  • I don't know. People said there's no use to it

  • so I don't know

  • I don't know let me go up and explore the upper area

  • let me go up and explore the upper area

  • there was a crash in a bang up here wondering if so what you see is easy

  • there was a crash and a bang up here

  • wandering if s-so-- did you see anything?

  • *grunts*

  • yeah yeah yeah shit

  • Oh shit

  • would you pat ok and oh yeah okay

  • oh jeez. hya. okay

  • Ehh. Oohhh, nice *chuckles*

  • oohh yeah

  • *grunts* okay

  • yep I am bench ok

  • Bamn, b*tch! Okay

  • Hyaa!

  • oh yeah

  • Hello *smashes boxes*

  • hello Max's that's all

  • habisky

  • Habisky!

  • Boxes!

  • Oh bowska... oh

  • holy shit I didn't expect that actually do anything

  • Holy shit

  • I d-didn't expect that'd actually do anything

  • what the fuck nice legs

  • What the f****ck. Nice legs

  • what the f*ck

  • huh

  • huh?

  • fascinating ok so now that I have the axe

  • fascinating... okay so

  • now that I have the axe... ummm i really don't know what else to do its

  • i I really don't know what else to do its I don't think anybody knows what

  • i don't think anybody knows what else to do I-I

  • else you

  • I'm that supposedly there's a way to quote unquote beat the demo but no one's

  • supposedly

  • there's a way to quote un quote

  • "beat the demo"?

  • but no one's been able to... you know... to figure it out yet

  • been able to you know figure it out yet

  • there's something to do with the dummy finger but I'm not 100 percent sure on that one

  • something to do with the dummy finger but i'm not sure no one

  • so

  • so that is all that I know to get right now so now it's either choice going out

  • that is... all that I know

  • to get right now... so

  • now it's either the choice to going out the backdoor

  • the back door trying the phone call but either way

  • trying the phone call but either way--ahhh fuck off!

  • god dammit that got me already have a key right your booty

  • god damn it that got me already

  • Habusky!

  • Ha, right in your booty!

  • (mark makes attacking noises)

  • oh hey all ok

  • okay

  • alright. So I'm gonna go to the route of the phone call then this- I don't think this axe

  • all right so I'm gonna go the route of the phone call then this

  • I don't think this ax is going to help in any way to defeat the guy but there's

  • is going to help in any way to defeat the guy

  • but there's a possibility that this phone call might be different

  • a possibility this phone call might be different

  • so

  • so under the same thing

  • Nah same thing...

  • who are you who are you Kovac you can repair improvement leave here with a boy

  • who are you?

  • I'm gonna bo--whoa. Oh that's my hand

  • that's my hand on the bag myself into a corner you'll never be able to get me

  • I'm gonna back myself into a corner

  • he'll never be able to get me

  • find a corner

  • if I'm in a corner.... he can't

  • he can't know how do you wait how are you alive again

  • you know-- how'd, you wait. How are you alive again?

  • I smashed you up I got my back to the wall

  • I smashed you up!

  • If I got my back to the wall

  • you'll never get me

  • he'll never get me

  • *crashes*

  • yeah you better get out of the way hello

  • yup, yeah. You better get out of the way

  • Whoa, hello

  • Blah!

  • I stick up your butt

  • Nice stick up your butt

  • blah!

  • I'm like a wild animal when I'm cornered

  • I'm like a wild animal when I'm cornered

  • no telling what i'll do youjizz passion but I don't seem good while he's gonna

  • no tellin' what I'll do

  • oh jeez

  • Ah shit! Well that don't seem good

  • Well he's gonna get me

  • get me

  • I have a funny feeling

  • I have a funny feeling

  • hello

  • hello oh shit

  • oh

  • oh oh

  • oh shit

  • a fucking which is what she's well I mean I'm not dead yet

  • aw f*ck

  • oh jeez

  • well I mean

  • I'm not dead yet!

  • I'm not dead yet why am I not dead yet

  • I'm not dead yet! Why am I not dead yet?!

  • what is this made Woody's

  • What does this mean?

  • oh jeez

  • ok

  • okay

  • *crash*

  • Wah!

  • ok oh geez I don't know what's going on

  • okay

  • aww jeez

  • I don't know what's going on

  • I'm very confused

  • I'm very confused

  • Huh

  • yeah

  • I seem to have survived but I can't exactly leave her all just died again

  • I seem to have survived

  • but... I can't exactly leave or else I'll just die again, right?

  • right

  • probably... what happens if I put the key in there and then don't go out the door?

  • huh?! Maybe you're scared of me

  • maybe he's afraid

  • that's probably it, right?

  • *screams*

  • okay like you okay

  • Okay well-- f*ck you goddamn it!

  • okay, well shit

  • well shit right yeah ok enough for you enough for you enough you

  • alright

  • okay

  • enough of you

  • ok

  • ok so that is all for this I don't know how to get any farther I don't think

  • so that is all for this. I don't know how to get any farther. I don't think anybody knows how to get any farther

  • anybody knows how to get any farther but for now this is looking promising it's

  • but for now this is looking promising. It's not "quite "

  • not quite as poopy scary as PT was but it's still looking like it might be

  • as spoopy scary as PT was but it's still

  • looking like it might be pretty good

  • pretty good especially considering its a departure from normal resident evil like

  • especially considering it's a departure from the normal Resident Evil

  • like

  • a theme that they've had going on so thank you everybody so much for watching

  • theme that they've had going on

  • So, thank you everybody so much for watching. If you want to check out PT

  • if you want to check out PT the video is available in the description or in the

  • the video is available in the description or in the end, in the station over there

  • annotation over there check it out

  • check it out, it's lots of fun

  • lots of fun thank you again and as always I will see you in the next video

  • Thank you again. And as always... I'll see you in the next video!

  • Bye Bye!

*intense stare*

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