(sweet ukulele music)

T:你可以做的事 我都做得比你好

[Thomas]: Anything you can do I can do better,

T:Vine 可以做任何事 比Youtube好

[T]: Vine can do anything better than You... Tube.

J: 它不能 T:它可以

[J]: No it can't. [T]: Yes it can.

J:如果你覺得Vine很好 Youtube更好

[J]: If you think Vine is great, YouTube is greater. [T]: Well...

J:不要恨我，我比你更好

[J]: Don't be a hater, I'm greater than you.

T:你沒有 J:我有

[T]: No you're not. [J]: Yes I am.

J:Vine 只是個噱頭 T:憤世忌俗的人才這樣想

[J]: Vine is just a gimmick. [T]: Only for a cynic.

T: 我可以模仿 J: 我可以振奮人心

[T]: I can do impressions. [J]: I can help depression. [T]: Ugh.

J: 教育影片讓我成為研究生 而且Youtube免費 T: 等等 我還要補充

[J]: Education vids made me a grad and YouTube's free. [T]: Uhh, wait for the ad.

T:你可以到達的地位 我可以比你更高 我可以到達比你高兩倍的地位

[T]: Anywhere you can reach I can reach further. I can reach double as far as you can.

J: 你不行 T: 我可以

[J]: No you can't. [T]: Yes I can.

J: 他可以 T: 我可以

(Sign: Jon 3 million subs. Thomas: 7,000,000)

J: Vine 名人都很討厭 回到爸媽的懷抱 T: 你應該幫Youtube玩家放上免費申明

[J]: Yes he can. [T]: Yes I can.

J: 我只能看你看6秒 女孩有抱怨嗎？

[J]: Vine stars are bratty, go back to mom and daddy. [T]: You should put disclaimers on the YouTube gamers.

T: 對你媽來說6秒就夠了

[J]: I hear you only last 6 seconds long, do girls complain?

T: 你可以做的事 我可以循環得比你好 J: 我做的任何事 比循環還好

[T]: It's enough for your mom. [Both]: Ooh.

T: 並沒有 J: 就是有

[T]: Anything you do, I can loop better. [J]: Everything I do, is better than loops.

T: 並沒有 並沒有 並沒有 並沒有 J: 就是有

[T]: No it's not. [J]: Yes it is.

J: Viner令人討厭 就算昏倒了也是

[T]: No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. No it's not. (punch sound) [J]: Yes it is.

J: Youtube是發揮天分的地方 T: 是為了VEVO還有Fallon吧

[J]: Viners are obnoxious, even when unconscious.

T: 你只是另一個迪士尼白癡 抄襲又不是藝術

[J]: YouTube's for talent. [T]: It's for Vevo and Fallon.

J: 故事時間 你爛透了

[T]: You're just another Disney schmuck, parodies aren't art.

J: 任何vine可以做的事 Youtube可以做得更甜美 我唱什麼都會比你甜美

[J]: Story Time: You suck.

T: 不~~ 你不能

[J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does sweeter. I can sing anything sweeter than you.

J: 是~~ 我可以

[T]: No, you can't.

T: 不~~ 你不能 J: 是~~ 我可以

[J]: Yes, I can.

T: 不~~ 你不能 J: 是~~ 我可以

[T]: No, you can't. [J]: Yes, I can.

T: 不~~ 你不能不能不能不能 J: 是~~ 我可以可以可以可以 你閉嘴

[T]: No, you can't. [J]: Yes, I can.

T: 不~~~~ 我不能

[T]: No, you can' t can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't can't. [J]: Yes, I can can can can can can can. You shut up!

J: 任何Vine可以做的事 Youtube做得更好

[T]: No. I can't.

T: 任何Youtube做的事 Vine可以做得更好

(background music sounds) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

J: 任何Vine可以做的事 Youtube做得更好 T: 我做任何事都會比你更好

[J]: Ooh. [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

BOTH : 更好

[J]: No, no, no, no! [T]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

BOTH: 比你好

(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background)

J: 我可以 T: 你不能

[J]: No, no. [T]: Yeah, yeah!

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(acapella & beatbox arrangement in the background)

[J]: No, no! Uhhh. [T]: Yeah, yeah! Uhhh.

(background music stops)

[J]: Anything Vine can do YouTube does better. [T]: I can do anything better...

[J]: (higher note) Better. [T]: (even higher note) Better.

[Both]: Than you!

[J]: No you can't. [T]: Yes I can.

(they laugh)

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(repeats small part in the background) [J]: Anything Vine can do, YouTube does better.

[J]: Ooh. [T]: Anything YouTube does, Vine can do best.

[J]: No, no, no, no! [T]: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!