I just realized that I filmed that,

and I forgot to put my pants back on.

I filmed without my pants!

The heat's on in my apartment, it's hot!

So having dreams are pretty common,

and if you're anything like me,

you actually remember the dream

sometimes when you wake up.

And that can either be really cool,

or really weird, 'cause, like,

I have this recurring dream where

I'm running down the street, and I'm wearing a dress,

and I'm covered in chocolate,

and I have a glass dildo in one hand,

and a plunger in the other, and I'm running,

and I'm being chased by a clown

that's spraying whip cream at me, what?

But anyways, unlike that dream,

a lot of dreams are actually quite common,

so, I decided to look up

the top ten most common dreams,

and explain their meaning to you guys.

Have you ever had a dream where you've been in

an out of control car, or you've been in an accident,

or you're heading for a cliff, or something like that?

Well, what that is is your subconscious telling you

that you feel powerless about something in your life

and that you feel like you're headed for disaster.

I know I always get these dreams

whenever I start a new diet.

Except, you know, the car is made of chocolate

and I don't get in the car, I eat the car.

Have you ever had a dream where

you're trying to use a computer

or a telephone, but it won't connect

to the internet or it won't dial?

Well, these dreams mean that

you're losing touch with reality,

and you're having trouble making connections

with the people in your life, or making connections

with new people, like new friends.

Personally, I never have these dreams.

I mean, I got tons of friends,

(fake coughs) on Facebook.

If you've ever had a dream where you've been lost

in a maze, or you're trapped in a box,

or some sort of other structure where you can't move,

it means that you're facing, or you're going to face

a difficult decision in your life

that you don't want to make or feel like you can't make.

When I was little, the "Beetlejuice" movie just came out,

and I had this dream where I was lost in my house

and around every corner I turn,

Beetlejuice was there.

(fake crying) Still in therapy over that one.

These are those dreams where you're trying

to catch some mode of transportation

like a car, a bus, or a plane,

but you can't quite catch up to them

and you miss it, or you arrive late

to an event that's already started.

These dreams mean you feel like

you recently missed out on

an important opportunity in your life.

I remember one time, I missed a sale on "Rogaine",

I had dreams I missed the bus for a week.

These dreams often come to people

who have been out of school for a while.

You either can't pass a test, you can't find the test room,

or you just feel generally unprepared for the test.

Well, these dreams mean that you're anticipating

being tested at some point in the near future in your life,

and you feel like you're unprepared for it.

For me, personally, these are my

most hated types of dreams.

Like, when you get them, you wake up with this

just general feeling of dread; it's terrible.

Wake up sweatin' like a gerbil in a gay bar.

These are those dreams where you're either sick,

or you're injured, or you're dying,

and it comes to people that have been

emotionally hurt or are afraid of being hurt.

However, if someone else in the dream is injured,

sick, or dying, it means that

you're afraid of losing someone.

And if you've ever had a dream

where you've killed someone,

well then you need to seek help.

That's (bleep) up.

The hell's wrong with you?

This is another very common dream

where something scary's chasing you,

like a monster or a killer, and the meaning

of this dream is that someone in your life

currently is making you feel very uncomfortable,

or even threatened.

And apparently, you can actually

try to figure out who the person in your life is

that's making you feel this way

by comparing certain features of the monster

to the people in your life.

'Cause, like, I remember when I was a kid

I had this dream once where I was being chased

by Jabba the Hutt, (tisks) turns out

I was just watching too much Rosie O'Donnell.

In these dreams, you're either missing teeth,

your teeth are falling out, or you have really bad teeth.

And the meaning of these dreams

is that you're either feeling unattractive,

you're afraid of being found unattractive,

or just a general feeling of loss of power.

This is another set of really weird dreams.

If you've ever had dreams like this,

you know how weird you feel

when you wake up, it's bizarre.

(voice changes) Guess I don't have to

buy toothpaste anymore.

In these dreams, you find yourself

either partially naked or completely naked

in front of a group of people,

and what they represent is a feeling

of shame, embarrassment, or vulnerability

about some event that recently happened in your life.

Believe it or not, this one is especially common

in single people that have recently been at a wedding,

because you see the people that just got married

and how they found love in another person,

and you feel, somewhat,

like you're missing that yourself.

See, to me, this would be the type of dream

that would be fun to recognize

when you're in the dream,

like know you're dreaming, 'cause then

you could just, like, go around messing with

dream people, like, you know, slapping 'em

with your dream wang.

No?

Okay, maybe not, whatever, moving on.

And the most common dream...

We've always had dreams like this

at some point in our lives,

and they're those dreams where you're either falling,

you're drowning in water, or you're sinking

in quick sand, and what they represent

is a feeling of insecurity or lack of support in your life,

and they're especially common for people

that are facing something really overwhelming

in their life at the moment.

Fun fact about these dreams,

you know how they say you're supposed to

wake up before you hit the ground?

Well, I actually had a dream where I was falling

from a tall height, and I actually hit the ground.

Like, I didn't wake up and, like,

I thought I died in my dream, so when I woke up,

I was actually not sure if I was alive,

or dead, or I was still dreaming,

it was really (bleep) up.

So those are the ten most common

dreams and their meanings, and I apologize

if I wasn't able to address that dream you have,

where you're getting humped by the octopus

with the wooden legs and a pirate's watching.

Yeah, couldn't find that one online.

And that's it.

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I will see you guys next Saturday.

(voice changed) Sweet dreams.

(evil laugh)

Well that was weird.

(horn tooting)

(stand-by beep)

(laughs) Runnin' out of breath over here.

(spooky voice) This video is just a dream!

(rattling)

(voice changes) Bye.