(groans)

- (laughs) Stop.

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- There are few sights sillier than mascara

all over your face.

- Today, we're testing four different mascaras

to see which brand holds up best

against the elements.

- We've been randomly assigned a mascara,

and we won't know which brand we have until the end.

- Event number one: the smudge test.

- Event number two: cry a lil' bit.

- Event number three: venture into the rain.

- It's Ladylike, and today we're playing Mascara Olympics.

(upbeat music)

- It's so true that it's really hard to do your mascara

without making a weird face.

- It's a requirement that your mouth

has to be open when you're putting on mascara.

- I feel like all mascara inevitably gets in your hair.

- This is a really great mascara, actually.

- I'm about to nap, and then when we wake up,

we're going to rub our mascara and see

if it comes off.

- Freddie looks like a beautiful angel.

See you later.

- You know?

Let's find out.

Um...

No!

Oh yeah, there we go.

See there?

That's where my eye was.

- I see, maybe, a flake or two.

My eye was right here, so I see a couple of flakes.

- I don't think there are any smudges,

and my eyes don't feel like they're,

like, glued shut.

- So there's nothing on the pillow.

I have a feeling I have a few crusties in the corners.

- Now we're going to go actually rub our eyes,

and see how the mascara holds up.

(upbeat music)

- I'll be honest.

I think the smudge test gave me some flakes.

- I would rate my mascara one out of five stars,

because it literally just smudged right off.

- There were a few little crumblies

that sort of, like, dribbled down my cheek.

- After my smudge test, I had very little

on my hands, and I think that my eyes

still looked pretty much the same.

(upbeat music)

- (in unison) Let's cut some damn onions.

- So, I just have to think of sad things.

- Like the first ten minutes of Up.

- I never saw Up.

(groans)

(laughs)

- The ones that really get me

are proposals at Disneyland, also.

Those make me cry so hard.

I don't know why.

- Oh, I got proposed to at Disneyworld.

- Oh my god, stop!

(laughs)

- Ooh, it's happening.

Yep.

Mmhmm.

(groans)

- And I was crying so hard, I took the ring

out of the box and shoved it on my finger

without saying anything.

- Oh my god, are you serious right now?

- Can I see your ring?

- Yes.

(laughs)

(groans)

- That was such a bad idea.

- Oh my god, I'm such a pussy.

- I just got put through the ringer with those onions.

- I don't know what the deal was with this mascara.

It performed about as well as an 18 year old college boy.

- When my mascara smeared a little bit

right under my eyelid, but it didn't stream

down my face or anything.

So, that means that my mascara's probably pretty good.

- It smudged and pooled slightly underneath my eyes,

but it did not run down with the tears.

- My mascara was just like, latching on

to each individual lash,

and just being like, "Goddammit Candace,

you hold on."

(upbeat music)

- You know when it's raining and a car

drives by and splashes ya?

- Well, we don't know that, because we live in LA.

So we're just going to splash each other with water,

because why not?

- Just get--

(laughs)

(laughs)

- I hit her face.

- (squeals) Do more.

(squeals)

(groans)

- This is fun.

I'm having fun.

(laughs)

- Um, it's not holding up well.

I feel bad, 'cause I was pretty ruthless just now.

- No.

No, it's not.

It's a little flaky, but that's about it.

- You actually have, like, a little bit

underneath your eye, which is amazing,

because your face is literally covered in water.

- There's a small smudge on the edge,

but nothing too crazy.

Nothing rushing down her cheek.

(upbeat music)

- Okay, we're going to peel the tape off our mascaras

and see which ones we have.

- Oh, wow.

- Ooh!

(laughs)

- I had Better Than Sex.

(groans)

- I had CoverGirl.

- I have Diorshow.

- I have L'oreal Manga.

I'm just mad I don't look like an anime

character after this.

- It is kind of sad to see like,

this is an expensive tube and it doesn't do that well.

- I kind of feel inclined to start wearing mascara more.

It was fun, and my lashes were just leaky.

- Was it actually better than sex?

- Yes.

- Whoa.

- Wow.

- That's bold.

- Mmhmm.

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