(Ma'am) Excuse me?

(clearing throat) Yes, welcome to pharmacies Ayayay. How can I help you?

Doc, help us, please,

I'm not a doctor, ma'am.

It is that my chlid is sick

And?

No, mom, nothing is wrong.

Let the doctor help us.

¡I am not a doctor!

What happens is that something like pus is coming from all over his body.

The sheets. ¡Look like they are! And the socks. Stiff because of the pus.

¡Damn, Ma'am! ¿How I explain to you?

No, don't explain her.

Eh, ma'am your son is not sick, it just...

¡Kill me!

He pulled the monkey. (monkey sound)

Mo-monkey? We only have dogs in the house.

¡No, no, ma'am! Your son makes the... White sport.

¿You play tennis again?

No, ma'am, your son makes the manuela, play marbles, caresses the puppet, is milked.

he pulls the gut, he fans the bird, wash hands, trow the dices. [Sound effects]

Cleans his saber? Hang the goose? stabs the cat?

[Meow]

The cat?

I don't understand you

Ay, your son Jac--

[Bleep]

--Toching his own d--

-- and sometimes--

--that's why--

--in the sheets!

Sorry, Doc, but with that bleep

I can´t understand anything

Your son jacks off, Ma'am, Ay!

Next!

Hi. I need a pregnancy test

it's for a school work

[Concience] Yeah, sure, and motels are for stay and sleep!

Five dollars.

Let´s see...

Here.

Thanks.

[Concience] Ugh, The kids of today!

Next!

Doc.

I'm not a doctor, sir.

[Concience] Does this look like a consulting room? How stressing!

How can I help you?

I need pills for Alzeheimer.

Sure. Prescription?

Here, It's not very readable, cause' is doctor's letter.

Calm down, I studied hieroglyph during five years to read this prescriptions.

Here´s the syrup. Take one tablespoon after each meal.

What's this?

The syrup, for the alzeheimer!

Who has alzeheimer?

You!

Who am I?

Ugh! Next!

ugh, you again, girl?

Give me one of that "Magic Pills"

No, girl! Here we don´t sell drugs!

[Whispering] Come around here by 8:00 PM, back door, and I'll help you.

No,no! Not that kind of "magic pills", the other "magic pills"!

which?

I need a morning-after pill

Prescription!

Prescription? Until I get a doctor's appointment, I´ll give birth.

Pres-crip-tion!

[Concience] Ugh, the kids of today!

Next!

I remembered what those medicines are for!

What are they for?

Vitamins to grow strong and Healty!

Grow?

But you had more than eighty years!

Next!

Hello [Whispering] Do you have condoms?

Out, Chichico, you appeared in the other sketch!

Next!

Hello? Hello?

Good evening. do you have medicinal herb?

You know.

[Sound of disgust]

Prescription

They don't pay me enough

This is a cooking recipe!

Ugh! Nex-- Hello!

How can I help you? Is something wrong? Anything hurts you?

Give me please, antibiotics, and this chocolates.

The chocolates are for your girlfriend, i guess

No, I don't have a girlfriend, it's for my gradma. I want to visit her later.

[Concience] He don´t have a girlfriend, and he is kind, Sensitive! He's Perfect!

I don´t have boyfriend either

Such a beautiful girl?

Thanks

[Concience] Yes! He likes me! He likes me! He likes me!

If you want, after visiting my grandma, I can come here

and go for a coffee

[Conciense] anything you want!, when you want!; where you want!

And what are the antibiotics for?

for the Gonorrhea

Next!!

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