My story began like any other

我故事的開始就像其他一樣

A wonderful life, playing in the sun

美好的生活，在陽光下玩耍

with a lovely wife and a beautiful son

一個可愛的妻子和一個很棒的兒子

It was the best time of the year

這是一年中最美好的時光

the leaves fall by the lot

飄落很多樹葉

everything was perfect

一切都很完美

or so I thought.

或只有我這樣想著

Dad.. I'm scared.

爸爸..我好害怕

Shh, quiet son.

噓，安靜，兒子

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

哼哼哼，我們這裡有什麼？

Which one of ya'll is going to be the lucky turkey today, huh?

你們哪一個在今天將是幸運的火雞，蛤？

You! ..or maybe it's you!

你！ ..或者是你！

HAHAHAHA!

哈哈哈哈哈哈哈！

Ah, just about right!

嗯，差不多啦！

Don't you fight- back!

不要試圖抵抗！

It's okay, son; we made it.

沒關係，兒子我們做到了

We made it again.

我們再次做到了

*crying* I miss mommy.

我想念媽媽

I know.. I do too. I do too.

我知道... 我也是，我也是...

The cages were lonely, despite the others.

在籠子裡都是孤獨的，儘管其他人也是

Everyone kept to themselves because no one knew who was going to be next.

每個人都對自己打氣，因為沒有人知道誰是下一個

All we knew for sure was when the leaves fall..

我們只能肯定的是當葉子飄落...

we all fall with them.

我們都會倒下

Well, well, well. What do we have here?

哼哼哼，我們這裡有什麼？

Couple of chickety-china - the Chinese-turkeys!

兩隻小雞...中國...中國的火雞！

Son! Son!

兒子！兒子！

Daddy!

爸爸！

Please, take me instead!

請讓我來代替！

Take me instead!

讓我來代替他！

You're gunna be with mommy.. you're gunna be with mommy.

你會和你媽在一起的...你會和你媽在一起的...

*door creaks*

*門吱吱作響*

*serious guitar solo fades in*

在那一刻，我只有一個選擇...

*echoing THUD*

自由..或報復

and at that very moment, I had but one choice to make:

呵呵哈哈哈！

Freedom.. or revenge.

啊哈哈呵呵呵！

*cinematic drama theme*

哼哼哼...

*music stops, lid whirls in slo-mo*

你是怎麼藏在那裡藏得那麼剛好的？

[echoing laugh] hehe hahaha!

我們在這裡要做什麼？

ah haha hehehe!

呵呵呵...

Well, well, well.

「毀了感恩節的東西」電影即將...

..how did you fit in there?

TEEHEE!

What do we have here?

在評論留下你的留言， 你的想法可能在下一部影片中出現！

hehehe!

我沒辦法拿到...我無法拿到那個劍...

[eerie distorted singing] Things that ruin thanksgiving..

停下來！離我遠點！停下來！

TEEHEE!

你看，我仍然拿不到那把劍！

So leave your question in the comments below and you could be responsible for the next video!

抓住它... 只要拿起來

I can't reach.. I can't reach the sword!

我的腳指頭抽筋了

Stop it! Get away from me! Stop it!

噢......! 我抽筋了...因為.....

Look- I still can't reach it!

grab it- just take it!

[laughing]

I'm getting a cramp- in my toe.

Ow- ow! It's cramped because I was..