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  • What's up guys it is Jack and Geoff from achievementhunter.com doing Fails of the Weak volume 69

  • [laughing] Hehe, teehee. I'm twelve

  • I know you are

  • Alright so lets begin this thing

  • So this is 'newghost9' whose ah, watching the zombie rain

  • It's a little bit, [laughing], so the guys hold up down there

  • and I guess the zombies are trying to make it to him and

  • and not doing such a good job, not really

  • he's just kind of like "Huh? Well Alright"

  • I love how he's not even shooting at em', they're just like "alright", just falling to their deaths

  • Weeeeee!

  • [laughing]

  • He's just like noop da doo [laughing]

  • He's like "Huh? What was that? Huh? Aah. Ok

  • Da doo [laughing]

  • Ok

  • Alright. It's like lemmings

  • So here's 'StoutishTurtle6', I don't know if you caught that or not

  • I didn't catch anything

  • So I think the dude in white um, so like they're shooting concussion rifles at each other. Uh hu.

  • And just watch, like he doesn't actually get hit

  • But he still dies. Oh yeah.

  • I think he was just terrified, and like he was like " Oh my god it was so close"

  • Yeah, that's uh. You gotta hate when that happens

  • Not a very dignified way to go

  • Alright, this is 'Baier 97' who sees this elite in firefight mode who decides to go back to his planet

  • [laughing]

  • He's like "What does this button do-ooooo!"

  • I don't know what I'm doing

  • Weeeee!

  • I mean we've seen that happen to humans a bunch but it's kind of funny to watch i-

  • That's what happens when you sleep through ghost class.

  • This is 'for gr8 justice' here, so an- [laughing]

  • [heavy laughing]

  • So he was throwing a plasma, and I don't think that could have been timed better, he's like- [laughing]

  • Here you go, deliver my partner with a plasma stuck to his leg

  • Alright, so here ah, this is an AI fail

  • and uh, we got Carter here, who um yeah, what is he shootin' at?

  • He's making sure that wall you know is ah, yeah, just

  • He's like "Theres bugs, they're everywhere, they're all over me, get em' off!"

  • "Kat help me, seriously, I saw a spider!"

  • "It's on the wall. You know how I feel, I'm allergic to bees."

  • Oh dumb Carter, alright here's 'Ghost 141', and a little boot, I think that's actually, is that Jun?

  • Aaah. This is another campaign fail

  • It's hard to see... From the bottom of the ravine

  • Yeah, so ah yeah, so he, this ah this hunter here just decides to punt. Poink.

  • Goes for the field goal. Uppercut. Where the AI. One of the noble five or whatever, noble six, no one of the original noble five I suppose, noble one through five

  • Whatever

  • Sure dude, you're doing a great job. 'PervSpaceMarine', did you catch that? Nooo

  • Alright, so he chucks a grenade bein' stupid here, and he's gunna throw a grenade at a mine, which is a, smart move

  • Absolutely. Mine goes off, the grenade does not go off. Ooooh. So the grenade goes backwards

  • Past his head, and then is going to esplode right here, and it blows up the mine, which in turn kills him

  • Gotta watch out for that scenario

  • That guy's forging in Spire too which is-. You don't see that very often

  • Alright here we go, 'Soundman50000'

  • Aaaaaaaaand

  • Punch

  • [laughing]

  • What, what, what, augh. Auugh

  • That's an Installation 04 fail

  • That was a ballsy move, until he died

  • He jumped off the ledge to go for this guy

  • He was like "I got this"

  • And theeen, nope

  • [laughing]

  • Go away! So much better from that angle. Get away!

  • Aah that's fantastic, alright moving on

  • So this is aah 'Es Ninja', 'I Es Ninja', and ah yeah, so he's gunna chuck a grenade and boom

  • So he gets killed, but he also got a double kill

  • Believe it or not, so he throws his plasma, and the sniper round that's eventually going to kill him

  • Makes a trip through the, the grenade there first

  • Ok. Yeah. So he kills those two dudes. And he gets himself killed. And he gets himself killed in the process. That's pretty awesome

  • That's pretty awesome

  • Haha, lots of blood and death going on there

  • That was some good shooting'. Yeah, that was pretty fantastic

  • Alright, so this is ah 'Maniac Marston'

  • [laughing]

  • I don't think I have to explain whats going on here

  • [more laughing]

  • Oh god, we've lost Geoff

  • Oh my god

  • [Even more laughing]

  • Yep, that's pretty much ah

  • He's doing the worm. That's pretty much the best thing ever

  • Right so he's just chilling there

  • Oh man, I could watch this all day long. I know

  • This could be my screensaver

  • Somebody needs to make that an animated gif, that initial spin thing

  • But hey if you have a fail like that send it to ahuploads.com, describe it in detail

  • And follow the path and thingy, whatever and watch our previous stuff, we love you!

  • Subtitles by Bacarella

What's up guys it is Jack and Geoff from achievementhunter.com doing Fails of the Weak volume 69

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