Trinidad and Tobago!

Okay just kidding, I'm actually in L.A.,

but I was in Trinidad and Tobago a few days ago,

I just didn't get a chance to shoot anything.

But I've been waiting so long to say that,

so just allow it.

(horse trots and neighs)

What up everyone, it's your girl, Superwoman!

And it has been forever and a half

since I've uploaded a new video.

Basically, what happened was, I forgot all of my video files

on my laptop, at home, in Toronto.

So I'm sitting up in Trinidad and Tobago thinking,

"Damn, I need these files to release my videos".

So I came up with a genius idea

to ask my parents to send me these files.

♫ I am so smart, S-M-R-T ♫

But that didn't go so well.

Observe.

♫ You know when that hotline bling

♫ That can only mean one thing

♫ Ever since I left the village, you

♫ You know exactly what you asked for

♫ Looking for something I never seen before

♫ You used to call me on my mobile ♫

- Why am I posing like this?

♫ Uh, you know, you ♫

Huh?

- Why you trying to make me pose like this?

- Because it's how they do in Drake music video.

- I feel like I'm doing poo-poo in India toilet.

- Like a swagger. (phone ringing)

Ah, you see? Hotline blinging. (phone ringing)

That's when you're doing right.

(phone ringing)

- Hello?

- Hello? Mom, I need your help.

- Mommy not home.

- Mom, please.

- What do you want?

- Can you send me files from my laptop?

- Huh?

- Huh what'd she say?

She got a smile from a bad cop?

- What?

- Huh?

- How many miles from Bangkok?

- Huh?

(sighs)

What, can you shut up? She need file from laptop.

- Okay, I see. Why she no say like this.

- Dumb head.

- Okay, open my laptop.

- Okay, it's saying password.

- Okay, yeah, it's zero, nine,

two, six,

one, nine, eight, eight.

(tapping on keys)

- Wait, wait. Whose phone number this is?

This a boy's phone number?

- It's my birthday.

- Wait, when is her birthday?

- Huh?

I don't know.

- Huh, okay.

- Okay, now listen carefully.

At the bottom of the screen, you'll see small little icons.

- Okay.

- Find the one that looks like a movie scene,

like what a director would use.

It's very colorful, it's called Final Cut.

- Uhh, okay. Ahh, iTunes?

- No, no, it's called Final Cut.

- Ahh, okay. Google, Google Chrome?

- No, it's called Final Cut!

- Ahh, okay, okay. Huh, find it, find it.

Ahh, Facetime, right?

- Final Cut!

- Okay, okay, okay, yeah, I see this one.

Okay, Final Cut, Final Cut, okay.

It's like movie clapping director, one, two.

- Yes, yes, good. Click that.

- One click or double click?

- It doesn't matter.

(tapping keyboard)

- Okay, I click twice.

- Okay, great, listen, a project is going to open.

I need you to export that, and send me that file.

- What? What she mean export, huh?

I'm not paying any bloody shipping fee, okay?

- Please ignore everything Dad is saying right now.

- Mmhm, don't worry, okay? I've been ignoring for 30 years.

- Okay, go to file.

It's at the top, left hand corner of the screen.

- File.

- Now go to share, and save that file as,

How Girls React.

- Okay uh, H-O-

- Yes.

- W-G-R, no, sorry.

- No, yes...

- Uh, I-R-L, girl.

Uh, re. R-E-A capital? No.

C-T, okay, ahh, okay.

- Okay. Now click save.

- Okay, click once or double click?

- It doesn't matter.

- Okay, okay. It's saving.

- Okay now, click the photoshop icon.

It's going to be at the bottom of the screen.

It should have a PS.

- Huh? I'm not doing any shopping online, okay?

- Huh, huh. That's right, that's right.

You know how many people bloody crap?

- Just click it!

- First they steal credit card, okay?

Then they steal passport, and then they put another

bloody U2 album on my iPhone?

No.

- Okay you know what, forget it, forget it.

You know what, just open a new window on Google Chrome.

- I'm on it, don't worry.

- Google Chrome, remember, the one you saw before?

- Huh, Final Cut?

- No, the other colorful one.

- Ahh, okay, okay, okay. iTunes.

- No, Google Chrome!

- Ahh, okay, okay, I click this one. It say Google.

- Okay, good, yes.

Now, in the address bar, type "gmail.com".

- Okay, okay. G-

E-

E-

M-

A-

L-

E.

- Okay, no. No, the letter G,

M-A-I-L, dot com.

- Wait, wait, Lilly? You using gangster mail?

- Huh, what? Tell her she's grounded.

- Okay, listen. My inbox should already be open.

- Lilly, there's one email here saying

if you don't send ten people, you going to die.

- You see? You see?

I bloody knew she part of gangster group.

- Mom, focus. Focus.

I need you to click compose.

- Okay, one click or two click?

- It doesn't matter!

- Huh.

- Okay, you'll see a paperclip icon on the bottom.

Click that, and now attach the file you just saved.

- Okay, paperclip.

- Oh, no, no, no, no, you do staple, not paper clip, okay?

Paper clip will fall off.

I don't want gangsters shoot us,

because paper out of order, okay.

You know they shoot people these kind of things?

- Right. Okay, now find that file on the desktop.

- Huh? First she bloody say save on computer,

now she's saying on top of desk?

Let me go check

- Okay, I see it.

- And now click attach.

- One click or two?

- It.

Doesn't.

Matter.

- Okay. I am doing two.

- Okay great. Now put my email address

where it says, send to.

It's lillysingh@gmail.com

- L-I-L-L-Y-

S-I-N-G-H-A-T

- Wait what? Mom, Mom, no, no.

It's lillysingh, at sign, gmail dot com.

- Oh I sorry, okay, okay L-I-L-L-Y-

S-I-N-G-H-

A-T-S-I-G-N.

- No, Mom, Mom. The, at, symbol.

- Oh, okay okay, number 2 shifter.

- Yes!

- Okay wait wait wait. You want to add closed caption?

- What?

- It says CC here.

- Oh, God, no. Just click send.

- One click or...?

- Once, once, just click it once.

- I don't see any file on desk.

- Okay, now find the apple

- Where?

- Top left of the screen.

- No, we don't have any more apple.

- And click logout.

- Shut down?

- No, no. Just click logout.

- About this Mac?

- Log.

Out.

- Hold, hold, hold, I never saved the Google Chrome.

- That's okay

- Okay, dont blame me forgetting it okay?

- It's fine.

- Okay, Done. Wait, hold, Lilly, wait.

I want you stop using this gangster mail, okay?

I am worried.

- Okay, Mom. I'll use Hotmail.

- Huh? She's saying she going to use a hot male?

- What I tell you about talking to boys, huh?

(echoing door slam)

- It's true though, you know.

All hot males do only exist online.

Just kidding! They're just taken.

Or gay. Or both.

Or, just like my inability to change up track pants,

and, therefore, don't like people.

Whatever.

The point is I am back to regular uploads,

and I really, really appreciate your patience,

during my technical struggles.

(high-pitch whirring)

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anything similar to this video with your parents,

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