[music]

My heart is paralyzed My head was oversized

I'll take the high road like I should

You said it's meant to be That it's not you, it's me

You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

He went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He met a shark under water Fell and no one caught him

I returned everything I ever bought him

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

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My pride still feels the sting You were my everything

Some day I'll find a love like yours

He'll think I'm Superman Not super minivan

How could you leave on Yom Kippur?

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

He was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies

And ways to say you died

I wanna live a thousand lives with you

I wanna be the one you're dying to love

But you don't want to

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

He went down in an airplane Fried getting suntanned

Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He met a shark under water Fell and no one caught him

I returned everything I ever bought him

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies!

He was caught in a mudslide Eaten by a lion

Got run over by a crappy purple Scion

Help me, help me, I'm no good at goodbyes!

He dried up in the desert Drowned in a hot tub

Danced to death at an east side night club

Help me, help me, I'm all out of lies!

And ways to say you died