hopefully they have some redman I need some chew

I do the perfect Sheffield impersonation

Dude, is it filthy?

Baseball gods don’t want us to play today

My arm is so sore

Why doesn’t Holway do anything?

He’s a pitcher

No way ranch! These are my fav

Ah that’s busch league

I’m going yay a tomorrow

* spits *

what’s a swag walk up song?

did I get pegged today it hurts really bad

I just got the new stealth bat

Lucky!

This pocket is way to broken in

No seriously, I think the phitens help

Don’t step on the line it’s game day!

This is how big the ball seemed to me today

I hate this flavor

Is this good? Harder

It’s a good thing I’ve got sweatbands

This A2000 is money dude

Ah I think I need tommy john

Just tape it

Fixes anything

This guy is throwing ched!

Get one!

I was totally stroking today

Cheddar

I hate hitting doubles

I’ll be hitting by next week dude

These grains are hella thick

Should we invite Watkins?

No, he is a pitcher

I’m about to go upper decker

Dude hit your cut off man

Ibuprofen is like my best friend

That’s a base knock

Two or three fingers?

I would get a hit off you, your pitching is trash

I’ve got seeds

You go to Lousiana, you have one bowl of chili

Where am I?

You are in Lousiana

Seriously?

Get out ball! Get out ball!

I hate running poles

Saucy

Give me a chomper

The new bats suck

Yesterday I drew the perfect on deck circle

Did the coaches see that?

Should I get these?

That’s delayed steal

Dirty!

Did you take any of my protein?

Got Heem!

Got heeeeeem!

Got heem!

Got heem!

F*** I didn’t throw it!