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Hello everyone it's me, BradWOTO the star of the Pewdiepie channel on Nickelodeon

Uh ooh, there's Sara. Sara Hill's Face Primer

So what you wanna do is take all that makeup off that you just had on your face just then

Put the primer on your face, like a bike

You know like bikes? You get paint primer for bikes

You also wanna put it on your lips apparently

Aaaand close that, you don't want that

Anything with CC on it, don't use

Uh, put that around the eyes

What this does, is makes your eyes really pop

Pop!

If you don't use it then no one will be able to see your eyes

Kick Ass, All Is Calm, this goes... This is actually a supplement, it goes in your arse

Uh nope, put it on your face. Not an arse... Well that's up to you

If you wanna put an arse on your face then that's completely between you and a consenting adult

This... I don't know what this is for. This is to make you look like you've got grayscale from Game of Thrones for a bit

That's Game of Thrones on HBO

This is MUA's Skin Define HYDRO POWER!

And Hydro Power, what that's gonna do is stop the grayscale from drying you out too much

The grayscale's still there... Is it supposed to be still there? I don't know if you've blended that in right we're moving on!

Klairs Illuminating Supple Blemish Cream, SPF40+

This is for if you're 40 years old like Emma is clearly

If you're 40 years old or more, put a fuck ton of that on

Just keep, just fuckin' launch that on, get as much of it on as you can

It's... What you wanna do is use one or two bottles per... per makeup go

Right, now she's magically blended all of that in and hasn't showed you

But she's moving on without letting you catch up

If you can move at this speed as well that would be great so you can keep up with her, look at that

And we're moving on again, I dunno what the last bit was

Creamy Natural Fit Concealer, she's putting that round the eyes again

Really have to make sure the eyes and the chin pop. If the eyes and the chin don't pop, nothing pops!

That's what we say here at emmapickles.com/eyepops

This... Is an alien device

Now what you wanna do is use this to communicate, no what you wanna do is literally turn into an alien

For a little while there, you looked like a little anime alien ahhh kawaii desu-chan

This is to make you kawaii

She hasn't blended them in again, she's left a lot of the dots on

She's really doing a half arsed job here. emmapickles.com half arse it all the way to beauty

Uhhh, she's not showing us what they are anymore, she's just putting stuff on

This is to make your cheeks pop. If your cheeks don't pop, nothings popping!

That's what we say

Uh.... Dunno what this does, this makes you pretend like you have bones in your cheeks

That weren't there a minute ago

And this one is to make sure... Look at that bit of hair, does that annoy you? That annoyed me

What's this then, that one had stuff in it or have you used it, I don't understand what's happening anymore

Is this... What would normally be happening in this video? How long is this?

We're only 3 minutes in, it's 11 minutes long and I couldn't tell you one single thing about what's happening

Like if I had to actually explain what you needed me to explain, which is what I think you're asking me to do

I can't. I have no idea how you're doing it, or what the purpose of each of these things is

Like... It's just like... Oh, it's magic

Basically you've said, here's an... Look at this! Wow!

And then you start putting it on your face and everything changes

And then you move onto the next thing, wow!

You got a cut on your finger there? I wanna go back and see that, can we go back and zoom in on that?

Don't get makeup in the cut. It will get infected and then you won't be able to put any makeup on for a few days

Again more magic

So now it's shinier... I guess

My face is shinier everyone, look at that

Do you want shine? If you don't shine, you don't pop. And what do we say at Emma Pickles? Popping is everything

Uhhhh... This is the nose shine

Ok, we've ZOOMED in, here we are

Now we're in close, as if we, like, didn't need this before... I don't know why we're in closer

B: Like, the whole... it's the same face E: It's the details! B: What? We're doing detailing work now are we?

It IS like a bike. You know when they do bikes up and they put paint primer on it?

And then they get in with the details?

B: Decals! E: You should probably explain that you worked in a car shop

Well it probably doesn't sound like I do with my severe lack of knowledge

Now what you wanna do here is make yourself look as much like Cara Delevigne in one second as you can

Give yourself them THICK, THICK eyebrows

E: What?! B: And then... Well you went from no eyebrows to the thickest eyebrows I've ever seen

B: Now, you... E: They're slender B: You've added another same colour thing

Here's what you've done, you've added five of the same colour over eachother

It's just they're different types of shine

Vacay, thought that said vajay, um, alright

Now it's glittery, here we go this is the shit

Now we're getting some glitter in

Wanted to say the word Ritalin... Didn't

I don't know why you keep showing this

B: It just keeps coming back to it E: They're different colours!

Different colours so that you can...

I mean, I don't know how you explain this do you ever need to explain? What would you be saying at this point

Why are you explaining it, it's just... It's obvious what you're doing, you're pointing at a thing and you put it on your face

That's it, look at this!

B: Put it on your face E: This is through the socket though

Yeah but, I can work.. I mean, I don't... Yeah but do you need to tell people that?

Look, Espresso, point that this, put it on your face in this place

E: I wouldn't have a video if I didn't tell people that B: Well why can't they work it out?

You point... I worked it out, point at this espresso coloured thing

Put it on your face in this place above the eyeball

E: Did you just put me out of a job? B: Yeah, all of you, all of you just went out of a job

You don't need... It's obvious what's happening, I mean I suppose some level of it comes down to skill

And how well you can do it to yourself, if I actually tried this it wouldn't look like that

But, I understand the concept of 'point at On Fire', 'place On Fire'... You've mixed so many colours here

This is mental

B: How is this not just a smudgey brown mess like you do with paint E: Thank you!

How do you just... You know when you get three different colours of paint

And they always just end up being a horrible brown mess on the page

How does that not happen here, this is a different colour entirely

This looks like you've walked into a door, why...

So, get the look of 'I've walked into a door on one eye', oh you are going for the other one

So why have you gone for purple there, so what you want is brown on top, purple on the bottom boiiii

Ok, we're just mixing random colours

We're going for purple and brown.

Day dream

I feel like I'm in a... Nightmare

Ok, really want... The thing is I'm looking at the individual thing here and it looks like a bruise

And I... I don't wanna say that because I know you're gonna get annoyed with me

We're going back to the vajay

Uh, we're gonna glitter up the bruise, that's what we do

We're gonna glitter up the inside of the bruise here so that it looks less like a bruise

That's a mess innit? Look at that! Ain't you got a clean one if you're gonna be making a video

B: Can't you keep one for showin E: It was used!

Yeah well you keep one for showin' and you keep one for usin' every day

Jesus

That's on your all... EYEBALL

Oh no, EUUGHHH

B: Euuurgh, I hate this, I hate this, I can't do this E: I did this just for you because I know how much you love it!

Ughhh, that first one looked like you just had it in your eye and closed your eye around it

E: I did it on the upper one B: Don't

This, this I never understand how you do this to this level of like line work, this is mental

This is like you've gone into Adobe Illustrator and used a line tool to get a specific 0.5 point line and draw it along

Cause I've tried to do this before

Now it sounds like I don't know anything about makeup but I am actually the one that taught Emma

B: But I can't do it this good E: It's true

B: These are called wings, yeah? E: Yeah

Hell yeah, this is my favourite things on people

B: I like it when people do this, that's all I have to say on the matter E: You're welcome

Can we move on to the next bit yet? Nope we're gonna keep talking about the wings

So these ones are called Brown Wings, which is also... No I'm not... I can't...

Someone's gonna get that joke, and if you got the joke LOL

If you didn't, don't worry about it, we'll move on to the next part

EUUGHHH

That looks... How do you? I thought you was... It just... How do you not get your eyeball it's freaking me out

E: Sometimes you do and it just sits on there B: Euuughhhh

See how does this not just make your eyes really heavy

And you walk around looking like you're a bit stoned all day

How? Look at it, look how thick those lashes are

I know that's the idea, but like does it not just make your eyes heavy?

Are you gonna glue some eyelashes on in a minute?

You are, look! I knew it!

B: How many eyelashes do you need?! E: ALL OF THEM

What is this, do you think you were gonna head into like Mad Max into a sandstorm

And you'd be protected better than the goggles they fucking wear with these amount of eyelashes E: Like a camel

You are a camel

Who stores eyelashes in its hump

You just need so many eyelashes in that, in that hump

Ew, oh my God... I can't, this is grotesque

This is like watching a trypophobia video at the moment, I hate eyes

I hate them, eugh! You see that? It's like watching a spider walk along your own foot

B: Why did you look at the camera then? E: Cuz I have to check it's recording because it stops all the time!

B: Why is this the time to check the camera? E: Because it's important

I don't understand how you did that

Again, we're back to the point where... All it is is, 'show product, apply actual magic'

B: Sorcery, we're talking like warlockian, wizard sorcery magic here E: Thank youuuu

That's all I can work it out as, and then it's done

B: That's a weird kind of, oh is that? Is that how you do that?! E: Yep

B: Cause that's like... Do you do that EVERY video? E: Nope... That was just for you

Oh ok, I'll allow it then, cause that was... We're back to the brown wings portion

What's this? You've got excited about that

Nope, we need more Cara Delevigne-ing, we need more Cara...

B: Why was that funny to you? E: I forgot

Oh, is this wrong? You've done it wrong?!

You've made me look bad now

Wow! It's finished everyone, we're gonna do the Vogue sign

She's gonna look all cute, look down!

Always look down... Back up!

And then... Do the little rabbit ears thing

Emmapickles.uk if you wanna get yourself some t-shirts with brown wings

E: Ewww B: Bye!