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  • (cheering)

  • It's everyone's dream to go very fast

  • on the German autobahn.

  • Well there it is. Right there.

  • And here I am with a rally driver from BMW

  • named Lars, hi Lars.

  • Hi.

  • And this amazing car, the BMW i8.

  • (whooping)

  • Start with your foot! Aye aye aye aye aye!

  • I will help you!

  • (laughter)

  • Oh, good, good.

  • (accordion music)

  • Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

  • Lars, this car does not seem like the kind

  • of car that you would use to drop your kids off

  • at school, right?

  • This car feels more like a car

  • that you would drop your third wife off at school.

  • Do you ever pick up hitchhikers on the road, Lars?

  • Sorry?

  • Hitchhikers, you know, people looking for a free ride

  • by the side of the road. Yes, okay okay.

  • Do you know what we do in my country

  • with hitchhikers?

  • No.

  • We murder them.

  • (laughter)

  • (singing in German)

  • Does that make sense to you? That song?

  • No, but it sounds (claps)

  • Hey! Hands on the wheel! Hands on the wheel!

  • Now we are allowed to drive fast.

  • Okay, now we can go as fast as we want, right?

  • Yes.

  • Punch it, Lars! Yes!

  • Now it's 174,

  • 185,

  • 193.

  • Oh yeah!

  • That's amazing,

  • 210, 215.

  • Yes!

  • Oh, I just had an orgasm, did you have an orgasm?

  • No.

  • You didn't?

  • Well your orgasm is so

  • efficient and German, it's silent.

  • (laughter)

  • (accordion music)

  • I'm about to drive, take over.

  • How do you feel about that? You okay?

  • Okay, so it'll be fine.

  • Conan, this is an autobahn.

  • On the autobahn, you can drive faster.

  • The trucks are overtaking us. Aye aye aye.

  • We're being passed by trucks on the autobahn!

  • You tell me when I can merge.

  • (dramatic music)

  • Wow, 150!

  • We got to 150. I know that's not so impressive,

  • but there's a lot of traffic right now.

  • How do you yell in German at this man?

  • (curses in German)

  • (curses in German), asshole!

  • (laughter)

  • Now we go!

  • (clapping, cheering)

  • Guten tag! Um, could I have,

  • what would you like? Do you want a milkshake?

  • Yes.

  • We're driving on the autobahn.

  • This is a sexy car.

  • Does the car make me sexy?

  • She's not, she just thinks I'm an idiot.

  • Where are we going? How fast?

  • Careful of the cars.

  • Oh, right. You're getting a little nervous,

  • aren't you?

  • Yes, I'm really nervous.

  • You know why you're nervous?

  • No?

  • You didn't have as much beer for lunch

  • as I did.

  • 160,

  • 180,

  • 90,

  • 200!

  • We are 200!

  • (cheering, clapping)

  • Oh my god.

  • 220.

  • 230!

  • (screams)

  • (dramatic music)

  • (clapping, laughter)

(cheering)

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