So I know every year around the same time,

when it gets closer and closer to Valentine's Day,

I always make the same type of video where I'm kinda like,

Not really making fun of romance,

but kinda like clowning on the fact that how exaggerated romance is

In like entertainment and movies and all that kinda stuff.

I'm not like really making fun of romance,

I'm just kinda dissing on the whole cliches

and romantic scenes that happen in movies.

It's kinda become a tradition, in a way.

Well this year, I had a little change of heart.

* Shows the heart of change, DUN DUN DUN! *

Get it? 'Cause it's like made of spare change- oh!

And also I'm gonna keep the tradition going so let's go!

Romantic Clichés

In real life...

Breakfast in bed

[Romantic music]

Babe, babe wake up.

What is all of this?

It's breakfast in bed.

Aw, they're beautiful..

It's all your favorites, right?

Thank you

Mhmm, it's so good

Anything else you need?

Maybe just a little salt

Babe wake up.

Babe wake up..!

Babe!

Wake up.

What are you doing?

Oh good, you're awake

Um...

What is this?

Breakfast in bed

Here you go

Can't we just eat in the-?

Sorry - Wow

Make room for thi-

Got you some flowers to-

Oh my gosh!

Oh gosh---Oh!

Oh!

I think um... Sorry

-Yeah okay, -Hold on

Thanks

That's--That's everything

So...

Voila

Dig in,

Its all my favorites, right?

Yeah...

Wow...

So? What do you think?

I mean... I guess it could use a little sal--

Oh my gosh! You're getting salt everywhere!

Oh no, that's not salt. Remember? We ran out

What?

What are you doing?

No! Is that?!?

It's Dandruff BAE <3

The "Sexy Work Visit"

Perfect,

Uhh, hold on one second.

I'm on the phone right now!

Uh, sorry about that.

So yeah,I-I will.....

Phew, you got to be kidding me.

[Sexy music ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)]

You know what, I'm gonna have to- I'm gonna have to call you back.

I can come back later..

No!N-n-no I'm..totally free right now.

That's what I though

ummm...

I...

(Derp face lol)

I'm... I'm on the phone right now

so you could please come back

Ohhh.. you've got to be kidding me.

oh, you know I'm gonna have to call you back

I'm so sorry just my stupid wife

Hi Honey

[sigh]

I can come back later...

PLEASE come back later

I have so much work to do!

Still working?

YES!

I have so much to do!

Ok, you still working?

What the *bleep*

What?

You just broke my computer!

All my clients on there!

I'm gonna get fired now

Babe... I'm sure we would be just fine...

[Homeless&Hungry] PLEASE HELP

[The Surprise]

OK, be careful. Just sit right here

Right here?

Uh huh.

Sit....

Hey...

No peeking....

I'm not! I can't see anything

What am I getting?

What did I do to deserve this gift?

It's not even my birthday!

You'll see...

k..

*Camera beep*

Ok

Alright..

Open your eyes..

-You can take it off now. -Take it off?

Yes! *Nervous laugh*

*Laughs all around*

no.. So I'm going to be a dad?

I'm going to be a dad!

Open your eyes..

-You can take it off now. -Take it off?

What is this?

Are you-Are you pregnant?

Yes!

Oh my god (it's baby Ryden)

I know

OH MY GOD

What are we gonna do?

What?

We can't even afford rent

How did you even afford this?

How are we supposed to afford diapers and toys and-

Babe!

Calm down!

Seriously

Everything is gonna be just fin-

(Yet again)

The "Don't Get On That Plane Because I have 'un Last Corny

Next

Stop

Gina wait!

Wait

Gina wait

Don't get on that plane

Please

Look, I-I-I know I told you to take that job in Paris

Where you gonna be making a ton of money

Even though you have to work for that

evil boss that makes you feel horrible

And I know that straight male co-worker

that's incredibly good looking is gonna be there

And he's been trying to steal you away from me

from the moment you took this job

Just roughly 85(?) minutes ago

I can't let you go

Because...

I can't stand the thought of you waking up alone

with no breakfast in bed

I can't stand the fact

there's no possible way that you just gonna randomly

show up to my workplace in the middle of the day

And more than anything

I can't bear the idea that our son will only

get to know his mother through a computer screen

So I'm begging you

Don't get on that plane

Stay with him

Ok

I'll stay

(crowd clapping)

Gina wait

I keep telling you it's Gina

Don't get on that plane

I'm not

This isn't even my gate and...

I'm going to the restroom

Oh!

Well.. don't get on- don't get on your flight

(sigh) Look Ryan, we talked about this

I have to go

Look, just... just wait

Look, I know that I told you to take that job in Paris

And that I was ok with it but.. but I'm not

Because I can't stand the thought...

Of you... Not... In the morning...

Dammit, I almost had it

I had it on the way here -Yeah umm...

I have to... go to the restroom so.. -No no no, just wait

I can do this. I can do this

*Breath in*

Oh crap

-Ok -Ok, just... You had me at Hello

Ok?

What?

You had me at Hello

Really? Is that a movie reference?

You complete me

Ok, yeah. That's definitely Jerry Mcguire

You're a bird, I'm a bird

So you like The Notebook?

I promise, Jack. I'll never let go

Alright, hold on, you're Rose, and I'm Jack?

That doesn't even make sense

Some people are worth melting for

*sigh*

I wish I knew how to quit you

Really? Brokeback?

Hakuna matata

That really doesn't work in this scenario

Ohana means family

Ok, these aren't even romance movies anymore.

You're just saying random quotes

I'm just a girl... standing in front of a boy

*sigh*

asking him... to love him (lol)

Ok, you know what? Seriously, stop

If I promise to stay, will you stop this?

Ye-yes, yes. I promise

Ok, I'll stay

Uhm, you know, but I'm curious.

How did you actually get back here? Did you buy a ticket?

Well, see I snuck through security

And I kinda ran when they saw me, and then I hid from them

And then I tracked you down here.

Ryan, that's a federal crime, you could go to jail

I probably am.

But you will lose your job, we'll lose everything

I know

Wait, does that mean...

Yup

Well, at least it's not snowing anymore

Ugh, wait. What it that?

Salt?

Guess again

Ugh

It's Dandruff Bae <3

TEEHEE