I'm going through phases alright

Going through phases man

Are you serious dude? Why do people keep dodg-

They're scared of the monkey, dude

They're scared of the monkey

What should I do? I really want to play some Wukong

But they keep dodging because my Wukong is just too strong for them dude

They're just like

Oh we can't play against him

Like yep, you're right

I-I respect that

I'm gonna do

Wukong anyway dude

I'm doing it anyway I want to play some Wukong

I just- I'm feeling it dude, I'm feeling Wukong

This jungle patch is changing so much

The stalker is the best on the Wuking

Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. But anyway

Uh dude the mall- I mean

What the heck haha

The jungle... um

Keeps changing

So often that I don't even know what's top tier anymore to be honest dude like

Elise was like God-tier level like patch

But ever since the XP changes to the jungle

It's not-

I don't know if she's actually God-tier anymore dude

I don't think she really is

Yo wassup Fiora

More like dead-iora -_-

Ahaha geddit guys?

Smited

Oh got her flash

BAM

Give him the +6 Nasus stack

Thank you very much can I get a +6 in the chat, team

Can I get a +6 in the chat

Nightblue who was your girlfriend?

First girlfriend?

Um...

To be honest dude, I'll be honest okay

Her nickname was left hand-

Nah I'm kidding

Monkey ND5?

Did this guy just call me ND5

Yea, goodbye

Peacelate

CY@

You want to see what happens when you call me ND5?

C'mere I'll show you exactly what happens when you call me ND5 my friend

BAM SIT DOWN CY@

What's up dude?

Actually, you know what? I don't care what's up Papa Dequan

Sit down +12 in the chat let's go

And another CY@, hold on double CY@

Yea keep no- Yea keep flaming bruh

Keep flaming

You call me diamond?

That's my kryptonite that's my trigger word

Diamond 5

5 diamonds, propose ring

Listen dude, for every ND5 you say in all chat is a death

ND5 right? ND5 hold on hold on

Sit down ya monkey

I told you, what did I tell you

Didn't I tell you cause I told ya mhmm

And when did I tell you, a long time ago

And what did I say will happen when I told you?

Exactly what just happened

Alright Legend27 calm down, dude I'm not gonna calm down alright?

I'm not gonna calm down alright

Don't tell me to calm down

Don't tell-

Don't tell-

Don't tell an anime girl to calm down okay?

Mess 'em up

Freelo, let's go dude

You're good, you're chilling

Haha look at all that damage we just put out dude

I like that

I mean uh- haha

Hey friend I think you used the wrong punctuation there

LET'S GO CY@ ND5 IN THE CHAT OH

Oh see, another cy-

Get all the cy@'s this is gonna be-

This is gonna be the most cy@'s in one game

Oh- oh oh oh back massager

I like that

K, we're chillin' we're chilling

Wuju style

Koggle (?) You better watch yourself

KOGGLE YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF

Autoattack

Q E 7 42

Oh CY@

Yea okay okay

Kill secured

Nehahaha I saved his ulti cooldown

I saved his ulti cooldown-

Wait no I didn't

Oh RIP I didn't, I didn't team

Yo honestly hold up

Hold up

Hold u-u-u-up pauseee

Pause on the-

On the

On the speech

Pause on the speech, hold up

Wait a minute

Let me put, some kappa in it

WHOO LET'S GO YOUR ALL MONKEYS HERE

Yo can you uh- not

Oh

Harghh

Should I give him anotherc cy@, another one?

Hold on

NUNUD5- oh ah yebuhdwah I'm dying

It's fine

Get outta here, hello?

Question mark?

Okay I'm being really toxic

I don't even care though- I don't even care!

Call me ND5 again

Call me ND5 again!

Hwah hwagh- okay we need to run dude

We need to run my friend

Yo get out of here

You chillin'? You're chillin'

OH

He left you exposed

(Help me)

He left your booty exposed

Come 'ere

Dude you're so bad at this game get out of my jungle

Help help help help

Lu-Lucian get in there!

Lucian!

Man up

(Somehow I'll make a man-)

(Nope)

Dude I-I'm actually toxic

No for real I'm toxic dude I need to stop

Stop me, I'm not even kidding dude I'm actually toxic

I need uh- I need uh help

I need help

I need help dude

I need you guys to help me

Yo honestly, watch me whip

Watch me whip, here we go

Here we go

Here we go

HERE WE GO HEREWEGOHEREWEGO

ONE SHOT COMBO

Wombocombo

If that ain't Falco

Did you guys-

Did you guys just watch that 1000 AP oneshot right there dude

Alright yo everyone in the chat who's uh-

From New Zealand um

Can I-

Can I come to your country?

Will you let me?

Like

C-Can I-

Can I live with you guys?

Can I move in?

I promise I won't make much noise dude

Like I might like you know-

Oo oo ah ah like every once in a while

But like for real dude

Like can I move in?

No?!

What the heck?!

WOWWWW

Hold on I want to show the chat- hold on

Hold on

For people not looking at Twitch chat

Let me show you something real quick

I just asked politely if I can come to their country right?

L-look ;-;

No no no no no no no nonononononononono

Not a single ye-

Arometiz dude

My-

My dude

My dude

My man

My woman

My man

I don't know what you-

What gender you are

Dude I don't even care what gender you are

You're moderator now

Yo where's this Ryze, honestly he's boosted

Like legit boosted you know what I mean?

Where you at where you at? Where you at

Get out of my jungle flonkslonk

Hold on let me give him a lil' cy@ in the all chat

Give him a little cursive i-italics cy@ right there

Girl you better watch yourself

You better wa-

You better watch yourself Fiora!

Ahh I was kidding I was kidding

It's a prank bro

(Oh my dude you just got pranked)

(Bet you didn't see that one coming huh)

Yo mess 'em up mess 'em up

Hwah

Hwagh

Yo I'm coming back I'm coming back

I'm waiting for the thing to drop

Ohho she just got

The briefcase to the face

It sound like I uh- I choked on my own words or something

Y'know

Wait what are you doin'? Choking?

What is it? Gyazo better not be a hack, fishing link

OH MY GOSH

Wait is this legit a part of it?

Okay I'll have to-

I have to show you guys don't I?

I'll show you

Wait what is this?

What is that?

What is that stuff dude?

No for real

Yo I'm actually about to pop off dude

I'm literally gonna dive

I'm gonna dive so hard

Oh kreygasm

Here we go, ready?

T minus 7

6

5

4

3

On the drop

HERE WE GO

OHH

BADA BING BADA BOOM

That was a Zhonya, oneshot holy fishmoley

Help me help me

Need assistance

Need assis-ti-ance

Okay I'm running

I'm runnin'

I'm flashing

Dude wait do I not have flash up?

Do I not have flash up guys?

Am I a monkey brain?

Yo honestly, I'm bout to pop off-

Wait is that my ulti?

HOL- OH HE BROUGHT IN NUNU

HE BROUGHT IN NUNU

COME HERE

Freelo

Let's go dude

Another one

And another one

Hold on

Nooo- wait

Triple triple triple

No! My triple, you guys honestly

I should just let you guys die

It's okay though, worth

What am I going next dude?

Guardian Angel, the guardian of angels?

I'm going Guardian Angel, I'm going to be an angel

I have to

I have to Guardian Angel

Look how cool this looks

(You fly that thing like you had it your whole life)

(Ehehehahahaha ehaha see ya)

HAHA get pranked

Do you think you're getting away that easily?

Not today

Oh oh ahewadabadabada

Dude she's honestly so op

Alright we'll save our ulti

Dude honestly Wukong is busted

Who agrees with me? Who agrees that Wukong is busted dude

That's it dude

That's it

WHAT?

Boom

Dang it heh

Did I forget to what?

Did I remember to feed all my Neopets today?

Dude I fed all my Neopets

I always feed my Neopets

Help me team!

OH SHE ULTIED THE WRONG ONE

AHHA

OH we're op

We're op that's confirmed it

Oh is this the penta?

(Gasp) The penta