Andifyoudon't endupbeing a president, it's becauseyou'llfindotherwayswhereyoucandogreatthings.
HiPresidentObamaandMrs. Obama,
MynameisJacob, and I'm 5 yearsold, and I wanttoknow, whotellsmorejokes?
Oh, gosh... ThePresidenttellsmorebadjokes.
I willsaythis, Jacob, Michelleisactuallyfunnierthanme, mainlybecausesheteasesmebut I can't teaseher.
I thinkthat's fair.
So, shemakes a lotoffunofmyears.
Oh, they'resobig.
Shetalksabouthowgraymyhair's become.
Sowhite.
Shetalksabouthowslow I talk.
Ugh, god, he's slow.
I can't sayanythingabouther, 'causeshegetsmad.
Nope, youcan't.
So, I guessshe's funnier.
Alright, youcananswer.
I amAbsalon, and I am 8 yearsold.
BarackObama, you'vebeenmypresidentformywholelife, andMichelle, willyoubemypresidentin 4 to 8 years?
Oh, mygoodness.
I thinkthatmighthavebeenprompted.
Absalon, howareyou, sweetie?
No, I'm notgonnarunforpresident, butwhat I wannamakesureyoudoisthatyougotoschool, yougetgoodgrades, becausewe'relookingtoyoutopossiblybe a presidentoneday, too.