(RUMBLING)

(CRACKING)

(POP!)

Oh, and try not to breathe the fumes.

- Is it Toxic Patty Tuesday?

- Barnacles, no, boyo.

The customers keep passing off their dirty, filthy money,

so we're cooking up the only solution powerful enough

to clean it.

- Well, then, let's get cleaning. - Hold on, kiddo.

We still have one more ingredient.

- How much do we need? - Careful, SpongeBob!

Just two drops of that stuff could...

- Got it. Two drops--

-...blow our faces off.

(FAX MACHINE RINGING)

- Fax coming through, boss.

- We can get it later.

(FAX MACHINE CLACKING)

(POP!) (LAUGHS)

- Infiltration achieved.

Phase one, complete.

Now for phase two.

Sabotage!

(CHEERFUL WHISTLING)

- Well, my dependable spatula, shall we?

(HORNPIPE MUSIC)

(SNAP!)

(CLANK!)

(SCREAMING)

- Wow! Phase two is great!

My favourite phase so far.

(EVIL LAUGH)

(PANTING)

- No pulse!

(CLINKING)

We're losing him!

Hang in there, buddy!

- What's all the ruckus? - Clear!

(SIZZLING) Clear!

- Pull yourself together, boy.

So your spatula snapped.

Go get yourself a new one!

- I'll never forget you.

(SLAPS) - Quit that, boy.

It's creepy.

"Spat-u-lers" can't talk.

And if I catch youse talking to your next one,

I'll lock you up in a padded kitchen.

(LAUGHS)

- Just like clockwork.

(CHEERFUL WHISTLING) The twerp approaches.

Time for phase three.

(CLANK!) (WHOOSH)

(WHIMPERS)

- Oh, hi, Plankton!

What brings you to Harvey's Spatula Emporium?

- Oh, just picking up one of these.

Not that YOU'D know what it is.

- Well, judging from its diameter

and vermillion colour

I am looking at the handle cap

for a vintage Grill Force 700 spatula.

- Wow! A fellow spatula enthusiast, I see.

You're right, SpongeBob.

But with a few modifications,

it'll serve as the endcap for my Sizzlemaster.

- Well, I've never even heard of that model.

- Well, there IS only one.

And some say it has magical grilling powers.

- Wow! I must know more.

- Well, you could come over and check it out.

- That sounds thrilling!

But I do need to hurry back to work.

(KNOCKING) SpongeBob,

it's a magical spatula with a legend.

This is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

Onward to the Chum Bucket!

(EVIL LAUGH)

Hey, it's this way, kid.

Feast your absorbent eyes on this!

(CLAPS)

(GASPS) - Wow!

This is the greatest spatula collection

on the whole seafloor.

- These are nothing compared to...

(CLAPS)

The majestic Sizzlemaster!

(HEAVENLY HARP MUSIC) # Ahh #

Yes, SpongeBob,

I believe the Sizzlemaster has found its fry cook

in you! (GLASS SHATTERS)

The legend of the Sizzlemaster has been fulfilled!

And since you are its fry cook,

it will reduce your workload tenfold.

- Hey, that rhymes!

Almost.

- Yes, a legend has been fulfilled today.

Go forth, SpongeBob.

Wouldn't want you to miss the lunch rush.

(SOFTLY) Or, as I like to call it,

phase four.