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  • - She's always taking pictures of me,

  • and I'm always taking pictures of her.

  • This is one that you took--

  • I actually really love this picture.

  • She took a picture--Charlie, my cat, that I'm in love with

  • was--I was laying out on a lounge chair and--

  • and she decided to shield my eyes from the sun.

  • - Yes. - Because I took my hat off

  • and it was really sweet of her, so Portia took that picture.

  • - Yeah, 'cause she's oh, so helpful and never annoying.

  • I mean, this cat, like wakes you up all night long

  • meowing in your face. - She's vocal.

  • She's a vocal cat. - She's very vocal

  • and she scratches to get under the covers.

  • - She likes to--what she likes to do is

  • she needs to have me spoon her,

  • so until I lift the covers up and she gets right in there,

  • she will not be happy.

  • So she's, like, "Meow!" in my face.

  • - And mine all night long. - Right.

  • But you wouldn't mind it if Augie did that to you

  • because you're in love with Augie.

  • - Well, but Augie, I mean, he's perfect, and--

  • - Look at that. - Look at him.

  • - And look at Charlie. You're ignoring her,

  • and hugging him.

  • - But--but he's so--he snores, but just very lightly.

  • - He snores and he sleeps with his tongue

  • hanging out of his mouth, too. - Yes, he does.

  • - It's really cute. So here's what--here's what I do

  • and I take pictures of Portia all the time because...

  • - Oh, God. - She's pretty.

  • And so I'll just look over... - Is that why?

  • - And I have my phone, and I'll just go,

  • "Oh, that's a good pi--," you're just pretty,

  • and I'll just take a picture, but sometimes she has hair--

  • because her hair is very, very thick,

  • so there are hairstyles that occur

  • that I just go, "I have to take a picture of this."

  • So I'm gonna show a bunch of-- this is the first one

  • I'd like to share.

  • [laughter]

  • - That's--I think we're hiking right there.

  • All right, here's another one.

  • Look at that. - Oh, my God.

  • - That's just waking up in the morning

  • 'cause I guess it was the night before

  • you had a style or something.

  • All right, here's another one.

  • There's--that's the back of her head.

  • - That's post-massage, guys. - That's post-massage.

  • Look at the front. That's the back.

  • There's the front.

  • - I cannot believe-- - All right, so here's--

  • Come on. There's more.

  • Here's another one. - What the hell?

  • - That's--I mean, she's just sitting there.

  • - Oh, my gosh. - I have to take a picture

  • when her--she has no idea her hair looks like that.

  • What else do I have?

  • - That-- - Oh, come on. I'm sick.

  • - You're sick. No, you were sick there.

  • You can tell. - That's awful.

  • You were sick. And then, that was in Africa.

  • - Well, I didn't have a hat.

  • - But then you like to do that a lot.

  • I took another picture and you take to--

  • you always like to cover your head and it's cute.

  • - Well-- - And then the last one I have

  • is you were bored. That's actually a necklace.

  • - Okay, I can explain that.

  • It was a necklace around my-- and I put it on my face

  • because I was-- it relaxed me.

  • - No, because you were bored. - It's 'cause I was bored.

  • - I just walked in the room and she was laying like that.

  • I said, "What are you doing?" She goes, "I'm bored."

  • And I'm, like, "So you just put your necklace on your--," so...

  • - By the way, it's, like, I am just sitting on a sofa

  • watching TV, and I see this phone just kind of...

  • - Yep. - I mean,

  • she takes picture constantly. - And it came in handy.

  • Look at that, everybody enjoyed it.

  • - For you. You know there's something called Instagram.

  • - Okay, we're gonna--yeah. - I'll get you back.

  • - Bring it on. - I swear to God.

  • - Bring it on. - I can't believe that.

- She's always taking pictures of me,

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