TENTH ANNIVERSARY,

AND I WANTED TO CELEBRATE IT,

SO I THOUGHT WHAT I WOULD DO

IS I'D START OFF THE WEEK BY GOING THROUGH

ALL OF YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES THAT YOU HAVE--

YOU POSTED THEM.

AND, UM...

SO I WANT TO SHARE SOME WITH THE WORLD RIGHT NOW

IF THAT'S OKAY.

[cheers and applause]

IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER 'CAUSE I'M DOING IT ANYWAY,

BUT I'M GLAD YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT IT.

JOSEPH RAMIREZ AND MICHELLE AQUINO

AND DANIEL DEL CORNIO--

CORNEO?

CORNEO?

HI, YOU CAN STAND UP, IF YOU'D LIKE.

[cheers and applause]

HI, HOW ARE Y'ALL DOING?

- GOOD.

- OKAY. - YEAH?

OKAY.

WHAT DO YOU THINK I'M GONNA SHOW?

- I HAVE NO IDEA.

- I DON'T KNOW.

- WHICH ONE IS JOSEPH? JOSEPH?

JOSEPH, THIS IS A PICTURE

THAT YOU POSTED WITH YOUR TWO FRIENDS.

LET'S TALK A LOOK.

[laughter]

- OH, MY GOD.

THAT'S ME.

- YEAH.

IS THAT YOU UP THERE?

[laughter]

YOU'RE ON TOP. I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE ON TOP.

WHAT--WHY? WHY?

WHY?

- WE WERE REALLY BORED.

- YOU WERE BORED?

- YEAH.

- WE ALL DO THAT WHEN WE'RE BORED.

- WE COME FROM A SMALL TOWN.

- YEAH. - I LIKE IT.

- IT'S VERY NICE. THANK YOU.

WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH IT?

YOU'RE STANDING UP.

DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?

- ME? - YEAH.

- I'M THE PERSON IN THE PICTURE.

- OH. THAT'S YOU.

JOSEPH TOOK THE PICTURE AND POSTED IT.

- THAT'S--YEAH.

THE TOP IS ME, AND THAT'S HIS FACE.

- WELL, WE KNOW THAT.

[laughter]

YEP.

AND YOU'RE SAYING, LIKE, "MY EYES ARE DOWN HERE, EVERYBODY."

[laughter]

ALL RIGHT, HAVE A SEAT. THANKS FOR SHARING THAT WITH US.

[cheers and applause]

WHERE IS LOUIS LUCAS? WHERE ARE YOU?

LOUISE OR LOUIS?

- LOUIS. - LOUIS.

UM, LOUIS,

DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA SHOW?

- NO, I'M SCARED.

- THE AUDIENCE-- NO, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD.

[laughter]

[audience cheers]

LOUIS, YOU ARE WHAT THEY CALL "THE WHOLE PACKAGE."

ALL RIGHT, SO THERE'S SOME LARGE, LARGE MARGARITA GLASSES.

THERE'S A SHOT GLASS THAT YOU JUST KEEP AROUND YOUR NECK

THAT IS ON A-- I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

BUT YOU REMAIN-- YOU HOLD ONTO YOUR DIGNITY

WITH THAT HAT.

YOU SAY--

WHAT--WHAT WAS GOING ON THERE?

- UM, IT WAS FOR A CALENDAR, ACTUALLY,

AND I WAS MR. CINCO DE MAYO.

[laughter]

- OH!

CONGRATULATIONS.

THAT'S MUY BIEN RIGHT THERE.

I'M GONNA GIVE YOU SOME "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR,

SO YOU CAN POSE IN SOME "ELLEN" UNDERWEAR.

[cheers and applause]

CAROL--CAROL ROCK AND CASEY CHRISTIANSEN,

WHERE ARE YOU?

HI.

HOW ARE YOU ALL DOING?

- GREAT. - FANTASTIC.

- GOOD. FANTASTIC.

OKAY, HOW DO YOU ALL KNOW EACH OTHER?

- SHE'S MY DAUGHTER.

- OKAY. ALL RIGHT.

OKAY, SO YOU POSTED A PICTURE THAT I WOULD LIKE TO SEE.

- UH-OH.

- UM. LET'S SEE IT.

[laughter]

- OKAY, I HAVE AN EXPLANATION--REALLY GOOD ONE.

UM...

I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF THE ACTUAL GUILTY PARTY--

YES, THE ONE IN THE BACK CORNER--

- UH-HUH. BACK HERE?

- YEAH, IT WAS A NORMAL BARBECUE

UNTIL HE WALKED IN

AND SAID, "YOU KNOW, A GARDEN HOSE AND A BOTTLE OF DISH SOAP,

AND I'M JUST SAYING."

AND THE REST IS HISTORY.

- I WANT YOU TO FEEL VERY, VERY COMFORTABLE,

AND SO I HAVE THIS SET UP FOR YOU OVER HERE,

IF YOU'D LIKE TO MOVE.

[laughter]

THAT LOOKS LIKE FUN.

- YEAH.

- THANKS FOR SENDING THOSE PHOTOS.

IF I--I WANT YOU TO KEEP POSTING YOUR FACEBOOK PHOTOS.

AND...

IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY,

YOU'RE GONNA GET AN IPAD MINI.

THAT'S WHAT YOU GET.

AND NOW WE SHALL DANCE.