VOICE From the once successful director

who turned his own name into box- office poison...comes the poorly

directed, lazily written, terribly shot, poorly acted, clumsily

edited, oddly paced, insulting adaptation of...

VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender.

VOICE (CONT'D) In crappily converted 3D!

VOICE (CONT'D) Prepare for the vibrant world of

Nickelodeon's beloved Avatar to get

M. Night Shat-upon in the worst cartoon adaptation since Dragonball

Evolution.

VOICE (CONT'D) Watch as the ethnically diverse

heroes you know and love are brought to life...as generic white

kids!

VOICE (CONT'D) And the ethnically diverse

villains...stay ethnically diverse

VOICE (CONT'D) Wonder in amazement at how a $150

million dollar movie ended up with some of the worst special effects

ever put to film...

VOICE (CONT'D) Scenes that weren't lit properly...

VOICE (CONT'D) And unknown child actors who are

bad even by child actor standards.

They haven't been able to conquer big cities like Ba Sing Se

but they're making plans I'm sure.

So, are you the Avatar?

VOICE (CONT'D) Ugh. I hope these kids stayed in

school.

VOICE (CONT'D) Journey across four magical

kingdoms, where a chosen few *sort of* have the power to bend the

elements to their will

VOICE (CONT'D) Firebenders who can't catch

anything on fire

VOICE (CONT'D) Waterbenders who can't get this guy

wet.

Water drops on her brother and he's immediately dry

VOICE (CONT'D) And Earthbenders who could just as

easily have picked up this rock and thrown it.

Six Earth benders throw a single rock

VOICE (CONT'D) But when the evil firebender Prince

Zuko goes on the warpath.

BRING ME ALL YOUR ELDERLY

VOICE (CONT'D) Humanity's last hope is a boy who

can master every element, The Avatar.

VOICE (CONT'D) Oh man, I wish. No, this pouty one

with all the henna tattoos... doing his green-belt karate

demonstration.

VOICE (CONT'D) Join Aang and two unnecessary

sidekicks as they struggle to cram 20 episodes of backstory into one

movie, with techniques like...

VOICE (CONT'D) Weird introductions.

My name is Katara and I'm the only water bender

left in the southern water tribe.

VOICE (CONT'D) Weird compliments.

You are a gifted strategist...Your failure in the

100-day-seige of Bah Sing Se won't be held against you

VOICE (CONT'D) Awkward toasts.

I wanted to thank General Iro and young Prince Zuko

for dining with us...As you know, the fire lord has banished

his son the prince and renounced his love of him.

VOICE (CONT'D) And a super long Star Wars title

crawl.

VOICE (CONT'D) You really should just fast-forward

through this part.

VOICE (CONT'D) And maybe even the whole movie...

VOICE (CONT'D) Starring...

VOICE (CONT'D) This girl

VOICE (CONT'D) This Kid

VOICE (CONT'D) This other kid

VOICE (CONT'D) This Dude

VOICE (CONT'D) Who cast this thing?

VOICE (CONT'D) Oh the guy from the Daily Show!

VOICE (CONT'D) And Slumdog Millionare!

VOICE (CONT'D) The Last Airbender

VOICE (CONT'D)

If you thought this was bad, wait

til you see After Earth

So, is this the worst M. Night Shyamalan movie?

Help us decide

by clicking our new Screen Junkies episode.

VOICE (CONT'D) "Respect my authoritah!"

"There's always money in the banana stand!"

"Flawless Victory"

"It's clobberin' time!"

"You're tearing me apart, Lisa!"

"Join me and together we can rule the ga"