schmoyoho, accent on the yo

shawtayee, ay

schmoyoho, accent on the yo

dayum, dAYUM, DAAYUUM

schmoyoho, accent on the yo

go, chicken, go

schmoyoho, accent on the yo

[WOO] ok // ALSO, THANKS FOR 3 MILLION

schmoyoho - songify your favorite videos

schmoyoho - original songs and musicals

schmoyoho - makin the news tolerable

schmoyoho - and other stuff, too

meet the G. Bros

Andrew: the red beard brother

peakin and creepin in the bathroom brother

Michael: the headgear brother

in a spacesuit shoutin at you brother

Evan: the details brother

dated a girl with a breadhand brother

Sarah: the female brother

could be theatrical or a deadpan brother

Michael: the spectacles brother

sleepin in a bed of oreos brother

Sarah: no-testicles brother

won't leave the DJ alone brother

Andrew: he's a dancin brother

in a basement stabbin Michael brother

Evan: he's a prancin brother

sometimes a little bit psycho brother

schmoyoho, accent on the yo (on the YOOOO)

your life is better as a musical (musical, WOO)

schmoyoho, accent on the yo (on that yooooo)

a word that everybody on this Earth should know (should KNOOWWW)

should know (should KNOOOWWW)

if you know, you're a schmo (I'm a schmo you're a SCHMOOO)

a schmo

and everyone asks us what it means

it's just a reflection of your dreams

it shifts and changes with the wind

bends space and time to its every whim

go chicken go--hide your kids, hide your wife

JUST DO IT like 1999

go hard, bi-winning, all the way across the sky

get that cash money for one night

oh, DJ play my song now (NO!!)

I was going to the Tosche, Tosche station

BOOM! grab that Jedi, POW

dayum dAYUUM DAAAYUUUM

the acoustics in the bathroom are so grand

dayum dAYUUM DAAAYUUUUHMMM

the acoustics in the bathroom are so grand

I'm backin up, backin up, bourbon whiskey

backin up, backin up, penguin on meeee

you shall build a turtle fence

I'm sorry I rumpled your duvee, but I had to work on that bootay

one day I hope I'll find someone who doesn't mind

bein embarrassed by me all of the time

buy a shotgun--NAH, not todaay

on very thin ice, that's a double rainbow all the way

before you have to up and go (up and go)

go watch the videos from this video (some videos)

and you can get the tracks, too (TRUE), if that's somethin that you'd like to do

and make sure to touch that bell before you go

so you don't miss a single video

'cause if that happened, you'd be sad

and we want you to be forever glad

[tiny man with tiny voice] have a great daaaay

and a great life

heyayaayayeeya-aayeeyee-eeeoooo-ohhhwooo

we want you to have

the maximum amount of happiness

for the maximum amount of time, OHHHH YEAAAH

[tiny man continues ad libbing ad infinitum]

["schmoyoho, accent on the yo" repeated forever]