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  • -[stadium announcer speaks indistinctly]

  • And that's a base hit.

  • -(Midget Apple) Ah, it sure is nice

  • to get out of the kitchen for some fresh air.

  • -♪ Take me out to the ball game

  • Take me out to the... ♪

  • LOUD! -Ow!

  • My nonexistent ears. -[laughs]

  • -(umpire) Strike three! You're out!

  • -You hear that, fellas? The game's over.

  • [others cheer]

  • -Uh... what are they so excited about?

  • -Everyone's favorite time has finally arrived: snack time.

  • -Whoo-hoo! I love snacks!

  • Wait... where are they?

  • I don't see any snacks.

  • -[evil laughter]

  • -(all) Whaa!

  • -Yes! The greatest day of my life!

  • [fruit react in disgust and confusion]

  • -Yeah. Snack time's the best.

  • -Hold on. They WANT to be picked?

  • What kind of Kool-Aid are they drinking?

  • -Nobody's drinking the Kool-Aid and that's the problem. [sobs]

  • Wait- woo - hoo

  • -Wow.

  • -I hope I get picked next.

  • -I hope I get picked next.

  • -I hope I get picked next.

  • -I hope I get picked next.

  • If you believe it, you can become it.

  • -Uh, yeah. Could someone remind me

  • why everyone's so excited to die a horrific death again?

  • -Being consumed as a snack

  • is the highest honor a food or drink

  • could ever hope to achieve.

  • But sadly, no one ever picks me, Prune Juice.

  • -Why not?

  • -I don't know. I'm healthy.

  • I've got vitamins. I'm in tip-top shape.

  • I'll even keep you regular.

  • -How do you taste?

  • -Terrible. -Whoo-hoo!

  • -[gulping] -Yeah, oh yeah, that's it, yeah!

  • -If only that could be me. -Chin up, Pruney.

  • If you want to get chosen,

  • I'm sure you "can" do it. [laughs]

  • [drinker belches, can groans]

  • -Steve... how was it?

  • -It was everything I had hoped it would be...

  • and more. [dying choke]

  • -Blast! I knew it.

  • I need to make myself a little bit more appealing somehow.

  • You know, perhaps I could mix a little bit of extra sugar in me.

  • Or maybe get some more slightly colorful packaging.

  • -Go, Prune Juice!

  • -I just want to be chosen so badly.

  • -As bad as you taste? 'Cause that's pretty bad. [laughs]

  • -You're right. -Aw, don't cry, Pruney.

  • You'll get all wrinkly...er.

  • At least you're healthy, right? -[growls]

  • What's the point of being healthy

  • if no one wants to eat you?

  • I mean, we're foods. That's the entire point.

  • -Hey! Hey, Pruney! -Yeah?

  • -Hand. -[evil laughter]

  • -One final hand and I think it's coming for me.

  • -Nah, it's probably coming for me.

  • -I suppose there is one benefit to being healthy.

  • -And what's that?

  • -I'm so healthy, I can do this. [fizzes]

  • Yes. Yes. -Whoa.

  • -Whoa! -Whoa!

  • -This is everything I've ever wanted and more.

  • Oh-oh, that kinda hurts. -Yaah!

  • -I'm sure it's gonna get-- better!

  • -Oh!!

  • -Why did I ever wish for this to happen?

  • Aah! [crush!]

  • -[groans in disappointment] Too bad.

  • I'm really "crushed" to see him go. [laughs]

  • -Dude, come on. -Sorry.

  • Too "prune"? [laughs]

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-[stadium announcer speaks indistinctly]

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