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  • [Camera Whirring Noises]

  • Look. See. Supply run to the vending machine complete. Zero creepiness. I don't need a babysitter.

  • This is still the Library. I’m not letting you wander off because the last thing we need is you -

  • I could have sworn the hallway back was over this way...

  • - to get lost. [Sigh] Case and point.

  • Well, maybe we just got turned around?

  • Something like that.

  • Look at all this creepy stuff! Ugh, what in the name of Kreuger is this for?

  • Interrogation. Torture. For all I know. Never been here before. We should go...

  • Mmmmm. I wonder what else is back here though?

  • Why yes, that is the exact question you shouldn’t ask

  • Laura, no! Don’t go rooting around back there, ok? You're just going to end up getting -

  • - hurt.

  • ... Sorry.

  • Uhh no problem. I just tripped over... these old VHS tapes?

  • I wonder if this is from that camera, or if there’s anything on them...

  • Well, If they were recorded in here probably nothing good. We should go back to finding our way back now.

  • Well, maybe the Library trapped us here for a reason? Maybe there’s something on these tapes that it needs our help with.

  • Like a cold case to solve! C'mon. There’s even a VCR right there!

  • Please. God. No.

  • Look. We might be trapped here, but we are trapped with snacks. Itll be like a movie night!

  • This isn’t our fault! We were just there for the Fizzy Dagons! I mean, look at us, were-

  • - we're harmless!

  • You can’t do this! This is a University!

  • Not some isolated backwater where you can just take girls and drag them into some-

  • - some underground dungeon with a- a-creepy light!

  • Why are you doing that?

  • I’m, uh, blessing our... accommodations. All the yelling and screaming earlier was bad for my aura.

  • This is an interrogation torture room.

  • Why are you whispering?

  • Look. You do realize that we- we are in the Robespierre building

  • Okay? In an In an interrogation room. Right?

  • And we're surrouunded by a mountain of, of pads and tampons and, and...what are those?

  • Thong liners!

  • And you know we're probably going to be expelled when the, the Inquisitor gets here.

  • I had noticed some, um, less than positive vibrations, but they cannot expel us. We had nothing to do with what

  • happened to that very very disturbed young lad.

  • I had wondered where the administration had stashed these when they took them away.

  • [Scary pterodactyl-like screams...]

  • I mean, I don't even know why they're so worked up.

  • So yes, we've got a distinct lack of...periods on campus.

  • But we've got frat boys who drink too much and try crude stunts all the time.

  • Just because we happened to be nearby when-

  • It's probably because of that, that one Zeta who, you know, lost the ability to speak.

  • And then started crowing like a rooster. And then fell into the pool when he failed to take off from the

  • top of the cabana.

  • Yes. That. That was- odd. But it was really sweet of you to jump in to save him like that.

  • Sweet? Yeah. Now I'm probably going to be expelled because a bunch of Jackass-wannabes with a truly weird goat fixation.

  • As if not having our periods for three months wasn't weird enough...

  • Do you know, they are calling this, this epidemic, the "Great Redwing Migration."

  • Why did I come to this school? You know I could've gotten into Wellesley.

  • Oh! No no no! Silas is amazing!

  • Did you know that we have the most comprehensive occult and supernatural research program in the world?

  • I mean, did you see all the tomes and artifacts on the campus tour?

  • Just being here is like this invitation to step into the magical mysteries of the Universe.

  • You really believe all that stuff?

  • Oh! 100%! All I have ever wanted was to step into the Otherworld.

  • Full of spirits and fairies...

  • I mean, you don't want to be like my friend Susan who's all "The specimens in Bio 101 are monstrous"

  • and "Help me, I’m trapped in the Psychology Maze".

  • So yes, okay, this does look a little bleak, but if we ask the universe for help, I'm sure it will send it!

  • A positive being of pure white light. Pure white light and-

  • [knocks at the door]

  • Okay. Let’s get this over with. Which one of you two nitwits am I gonna throw under bus for this mess?

  • See that subscribe button? You should click it. [Love Will Have Its Sacrifices end theme]

[Camera Whirring Noises]

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