no one likes a tattletale

My wife left me. Oh I'm sorry

I didn't know you and Bonita were having problems

we weren't it was all of a sudden she just packed her bags and left

she said I have an illness I need to get help

Why? There's nothing wrong with me I just like to look at pretty ladies on the Internet

Ah-ha

sure they're not always dressed and sometimes there's

more than one but I only go to the classy web sites

there's some really sick stuff out there Mrs. Solis

Ralph! Make your point. Uhm last night

I found this new website and there was a picture of a lady sitting on a bear

skin rug

with nothing on except for a little pointy elf hat, it's very festive

haha Ralph why are you telling me this?

I'm sorry it's just, I think you really need to see this

OMG. The lighting looks really good on you Mrs. Solis

I mean most of the time you have to squint at the screen to see anything really good

And not hear, no sir that's... that's good.

Well uhm thank you Ralph for bringing this to my attention

Uhm Mrs. Solis I was wondering if you would sign that for me

Oh okay