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  • I want total immersion while I'm here in Berlin,

  • so I've asked my good friend Flula Borg to teach me

  • (audience cheering)

  • all things Berlin, German, so that,

  • no you don't want to?

  • This is my, when I'm enthusiastic,

  • I just, it's a shaking of all the energies

  • inside my head to spread it even.

  • So that was you saying yes?

  • Okay, just say yes.

  • Yes.

  • Okay, Flula is going to help me learn

  • all about Berlin, the customs, the people,

  • and I thought it'd be nice

  • if we also could eat at the same time.

  • So let's just go crazy and order some stuff.

  • I love it, do you like hot and cold?

  • Do you like both of the temperatures?

  • Uh, yes, I love both of the temperatures.

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • Perfect.

  • This is the slaughter plate.

  • This is just everything?

  • Oh, yes, the whole kit and caboodle.

  • And it's just a bunch of animals

  • were in a bus and it blew up.

  • Yeah. (audience laughs)

  • Yes, perfect.

  • We'll get a schnitzel as well.

  • What is schnitzel?

  • Exactly, let us look at it.

  • It's pounded pork with a nice skin of crumbs.

  • Oh, great, terrific.

  • You will love it, you will want to roll around in it.

  • Well, I, no.

  • [Flula] Look at that.

  • That is so much beer.

  • It's an exchange rate, this is one German beer

  • which equals 45 Bud Lights.

  • Okay, so what do I do, you just?

  • Yeah, prost.

  • Prost, we must toast.

  • Always with the eyes.

  • You cannot look at like a plant.

  • So it would be very rude if I was

  • like prost, that would be bad.

  • I would not drink with you.

  • I'd pour this into my testicles, I would not drink it.

  • When do we stop looking at each other?

  • We don't.

  • And is there a kiss at some point?

  • We may smooch it, it is an option.

  • Prost, where are you from?

  • Vietnam.

  • You're from Vietnam?

  • Prost! Prost!

  • Here comes the slaughter.

  • Slaughter platter.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Keep looking.

  • Don't fear it.

  • Sexually this town feels very

  • uninhibited like they love the sex.

  • They love the freedom of it, is that true?

  • Why are we hiding it?

  • Do you know?

  • It's like if you are having a nice comic book collection,

  • would you hide Amazing Spiderman number eight?

  • (audience laughs)

  • No.

  • No you would put it on the wall

  • and show all of your neighbors.

  • Okay.

  • Do you need to know some phrases?

  • I can teach you some happy phrases.

  • Teach me some phrases.

  • If you like something, it's very delicious you say.

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • Which means I could sit in it.

  • The image is I would make a tub of this food

  • and then I would bathe inside it.

  • (audience laughs)

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • (speaks foreign language)

  • Which means you probably do not have

  • all of the cups inside your cupboard.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Means you are cuckoo.

  • Oh you're cuckoo.

  • (audience laughs)

  • You don't have all the cups inside your cupboard?

  • You have an incomplete cupboard.

  • (audience laughs)

  • [Conan] Can you teach me any drinking songs?

  • Yeah, there's one called, “One more will fit inside you.”

  • One more will fit inside you?

  • Yeah.

  • (audience laughs)

  • Beer. Yeah.

  • Well yes beer.

  • (singing in foreign language)

  • (laughing)

I want total immersion while I'm here in Berlin,

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